Who Here Had A Circumcision ?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,650]

I did.  Those anteaters are weird looking and dirty. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Im jewish so we know jewish women wont touch anything thats not 20 percent off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes to snip...not really jewish.

[BufordT 371]

Who hasn't?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,650]

Guttervomit thinks it’s barbaric.  I don’t know of too many victims of barbarianism that are happy with the results.  His gherkin must have the eye. 

[GutterBoy 2,281]

3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Guttervomit thinks it’s barbaric.  I don’t know of too many victims of barbarianism that are happy with the results.  His gherkin must have the eye. 

Dude what the fock is your obsession?

[GutterBoy 2,281]

For the record I never said it's barbaric.  This psycho is constantly talking sh!t

[Hardcore troubadour 12,650]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Dude what the fock is your obsession?

You have said that circumcision is a mutilation, Barbarians mutilate people. History much? 

[GutterBoy 2,281]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You have said that circumcision is a mutilation, Barbarians mutilate people. History much? 

Doctors mutilate too.  You must be bored.

[paulinstl 295]

I played golf with three Rabbis. I won foreskins.

[nobody 2,043]

9 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

Doctors mutilate too.  You must be bored.

Why you love foreskin so much, bro?

[jerryskids 5,206]

I am but my son was not.  He and my wife went through a 33 hour delivery that was a little scary for both; much trauma etc.  I had never really thought about it; I figured we'd just have it done.  But when the time came, my wife strongly opposed it, her father as well (I forget why), and I had no opinion but was emotionally and physically exhausted, and acquiesced.

I've since kinda low-key apologized to my son for not getting it done, but he honestly isn't unhappy about it.  I suppose I wouldn't mind the extra girth it provides, and I've heard it's more physically stimulating.   

[MDC 5,891]

Thought about not doing it when my son was born but in the end I wouldn’t know how to tell him to clean an uncut dong and figured he’d wonder why his dong looks different than dads? Aside from being twice as large by age 8 I mean. 

All th de tears later I can only think of one time he saw my diik. I was taking a leak in a public restroom and he said “Dad, why is your winker so big?” And I said, “Just lucky, son.”

 

[5-Points 2,729]

I did because my mother loved me and wanted me to get blowjobs when I got older. 

[KSB2424 3,083]

Yes.

I also trim my fingernails.  1. So nasty stuff doesn’t get trapped back there which is gross.  2. It looks better, cleaner and nicer. Who wouldn’t want to see that full and perfect Fireman’s Helmet?

[frank 2,145]

Had? Still do. 
 

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. 

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

All th de tears later I can only think of one time he saw my diik. 

Why were there tears  

[fandandy 3,311]

When I was a baby.  It took like three and a half hours and the foreskin was given to a black nurse for a cookout.  

[BunnysBastatrds 1,918]

 My circomsision was Ghey chewing gum.

[paulinstl 295]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 My circomsision was Ghey chewing gum.

Jewsey Fruit?

[KSB2424 3,083]

Y'all act like you've never cooked after birth placenta.  My grill marks are legendary. 

The neighbor kids wanted to play tic tac toe. 

[Big Guy 1,400]

do you want to know my circum size? 

[MDC 5,891]

14 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

Why were there tears  

Nice catch  

[Cdub100 3,381]

Why do Jews bite the foreskin off? I read sometimes these rabis can pass herpes to the baby when they do it.

Weirdos at best

[wiffleball 4,640]

1 hour ago, Cdub100 said:

Why do Jews bite the foreskin off? I read sometimes these rabis can pass herpes to the baby when they do it.

Weirdos at best

That doesn't sound kosher