My Pillow split open

[joeshushu 51]

My pillow guy raided by FBI. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,149]

Were u biting it?

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

Weird dude

[Thornton Melon 620]

I'd like to split that guy open. His pillow sent me to the chiropractor 

[craftsman 1,045]

4 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

I'd like to split that guy open. His pillow sent me to the chiropractor 

Sounds like a you problem.

[easilyscan 924]

2 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Were u biting it?

Well done

[Gepetto 1,367]

translation: Mike Lindell, the controversial CEO of MyPillow, said Tuesday that his cellphone had been seized by the FBI.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

I heard the flex seal guy is next. Maybe he can make a getaway on that flex sealed boat. 

[craftsman 1,045]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I heard the flex seal guy is next. Maybe he can make a getaway on that flex sealed boat. 

Or maybe the Krazy glue guy. Biden hates that.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I swear to god, Trump must put something in these guys diet cokes. Giuliani went from America's mayor to a farting lunatic alcoholic standing outside of a p*** store. And this pillow guy makes Rudy look like Mr spock.

[craftsman 1,045]

9 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I swear to god, Trump must put something in these guys diet cokes. Giuliani went from America's mayor to a farting lunatic alcoholic standing outside of a p*** store. And this pillow guy makes Rudy look like Mr spock.

3:30am and you're screaming about Trump. You lunatics have nothing left in life.

[wiffleball 4,790]

1 hour ago, craftsman said:

3:30am and you're screaming about Trump. You lunatics have nothing left in life.

...as you respond  .005 seconds later.

[Thornton Melon 620]

6 hours ago, craftsman said:

Sounds like a you problem.

No, it doesn't. 

[craftsman 1,045]

2 hours ago, wiffleball said:

...as you respond  .005 seconds later.

I wasn't sitting around getting all TDS. You were.  

[Alias Detective 1,399]

8 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I heard the flex seal guy is next. Maybe he can make a getaway on that flex sealed screen door.

Fixed.

[Hawkeye21 2,399]

8 minutes ago, craftsman said:

I wasn't sitting around getting all TDS. You were.  

Instead, you were waiting on here for him to post so you could respond instantly.  

[craftsman 1,045]

2 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Instead, you were waiting on here for him to post so you could respond instantly.  

I actually wasn't. 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Say his name! 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

Surrounded him at a fast food joint. FBI thuggish behavior. 

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Surrounded him at a fast food joint. FBI thuggish behavior. 

 

Quote

Lindell said the FBI encounter occurred Tuesday afternoon while he was in his car in a drive-thru at a Hardee's restaurant in Minnesota.

If they had arrived a little earlier they could have saved him from eating at Hardees. 

[Cdub100 3,903]

Scary times. 

[Hawkeye21 2,399]

20 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

 

If they had arrived a little earlier they could have saved him from eating at Hardees. 

I always loved the Frisco breakfast sandwich there.

[wiffleball 4,790]

If you listen to lindale, he really is just a raving lunatic. He mentioned specifically a particular polling location and said the Chinese had hacked it. And he had proof!

 

... Except, not only did the polling booths not have internet access or even the ability to hook up to the internet, they didn't even have electricity.

[craftsman 1,045]

24 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Scary times. 

For real. These dopes laugh about it but if it ever happened to them, they would shlt their pants and cry for mommy.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

9 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

If you listen to lindale, he really is just a raving lunatic. He mentioned specifically a particular polling location and said the Chinese had hacked it. And he had proof!

 

... Except, not only did the polling booths not have internet access or even the ability to hook up to the internet, they didn't even have electricity.

I doubt this is true. 

[Hawkeye21 2,399]

22 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I doubt this is true. 

Which part?

[craftsman 1,045]

Liberals going nuts over a pillow guy. Hatred dominates the liberal landscape. 

[wiffleball 4,790]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I doubt this is true. 

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/politics/mike-lindell-mypillow-ceo-election-claims-invs/index.html

 

And this is why you need to educate yourself better. 

 

And, because I know you? When you're facing utter defeat, you'll come back with "cnn! LOL"

 

Google yourself. Pick a news source. 

 

I guess you believe Susan Powell s nonsense about the elite unit called the kraken that took all the ballot boxes to Germany for God knows what f****** reason.

 

Even she, when forced to testify under oath, had this as a defense. B******* is protected speech! No kidding. She admits lying. And you morons still believe the b******* because you don't educate yourself after the fact.

[Reality 3,121]

Left or right, this story should enrage you. Very telling of the folks that think this is ok.

[craftsman 1,045]

59 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/politics/mike-lindell-mypillow-ceo-election-claims-invs/index.html

 

And this is why you need to educate yourself better. 

 

And, because I know you? When you're facing utter defeat, you'll come back with "cnn! LOL"

 

Google yourself. Pick a news source. 

 

I guess you believe Susan Powell s nonsense about the elite unit called the kraken that took all the ballot boxes to Germany for God knows what f****** reason.

 

Even she, when forced to testify under oath, had this as a defense. B******* is protected speech! No kidding. She admits lying. And you morons still believe the b******* because you don't educate yourself after the fact.

Quick, send the DOJ after him!!!!! 

 

Stupid.

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

50 minutes ago, Reality said:

Left or right, this story should enrage you. Very telling of the folks that think this is ok.

No, people shouldn't be enraged when the police/FBI get a subpoena and peacefully execute it when following an investigation.  

[craftsman 1,045]

13 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

No, people shouldn't be enraged when the police/FBI get a subpoena and peacefully execute it when following an investigation.  

7 years of political weaponizing of the DOJ by the left says you are wrong. 

100% wrong.

[Reality 3,121]

56 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

No, people shouldn't be enraged when the police/FBI get a subpoena and peacefully execute it when following an investigation.  

November can't get here soon enough, your kind can't handle power. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

As Trump said, they are not after Trump.  They are after regular Americans.  Trump is just getting in the way.  They clear Trump out, bar him from office, then hire a bunch of IRS and feds to go after everyone else.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

No, people shouldn't be enraged when the police/FBI get a subpoena and peacefully execute it when following an investigation.  

whats enraging people is elected democrats can outright threaten everyone else and the FBI does nothing.  stop lying you jackasss.

hitler would be proud of you.  you use his tactics and hatred very well.

[listen2me 23 1,873]

He must have had some classified documents that belonged to oxy clean guy.  

[Hardcore troubadour 15,403]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

No, people shouldn't be enraged when the police/FBI get a subpoena and peacefully execute it when following an investigation.  

You’re right Mike. No politics involved here. Are you still weeping for the terrorists  at Gitmo? 

[listen2me 23 1,873]

So if all these FBI raids turn out to be nothing and no one gets charged.....then what? 

[craftsman 1,045]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

No, people shouldn't be enraged when the police/FBI get a subpoena and peacefully execute it when following an investigation.  

Honcho always seems to throw in these stupid little comments and then doesn't return to the scene of his dumbassery. 

[Gepetto 1,367]

31 minutes ago, listen2me 23 said:

So if all these FBI raids turn out to be nothing and no one gets charged.....then what? 

Reasonable people will conclude it's because Mike Lindell and Trump didn't make up that the 2020 election was cheated and stolen for Biden's win, they will believe Trump and Lindell believe the election was stolen just like many Americans believe. 

Only a slim majority (55%) accepts Joe Biden as having legitimately won the 2020 election, down slightly from 58% a year ago.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/curiosity/axios-january-6-revisited/