How do you define a woman?

[The Phantom's Phantom 253]

Can anyone here do it?

[supermike80 1,801]

I can attest your Mom is a woman.

[DonS 3,292]

Just now, supermike80 said:

I can attest your Mom is a woman.

Unfortunately not a clean one. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

Woman: Feminine, sexy, nurturing, can birth children, good mother and kind.  Also needs XX chromosomes, but that's already implied in the definition.

It's not that hard.  Unless, of course, you're a science denier like some liberals in this forearm.

"Believe in Science until It Goes Against The Message™.  Then don't believe in science!  Believe in The Message™!"

[seafoam1 2,799]

1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Woman: Feminine, sexy, nurturing, can birth children, good mother and kind.  Also needs XX chromosomes, but that's already implied in the definition.

It's not that hard.  Unless, of course, you're a science denier like some liberals in this forearm.

...and don't forget to get your 35 chinese flu shots. 

[squistion 1,946]

Here we go again...

[Mike Honcho 5,096]

However she tells me she's defined...I'm not going to argue. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

...and don't forget to get your 35 chinese flu shots. 

Done. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,699]

Melania Trump

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

 Little Johnny comes home from school and found his dad working on his car. Little Johnny:  Hey dad, I heard some words today that I don’t know.  Dad: What did you hear?   Little Johnny: Biotch and possay.  So dad goes and grabs a Playboy and sits him down. He grabs a sharpie and makes a circle on the centerfold.  Dad: Little Johnny this is a woman. Whats inside the circle is a poosay. Every thing else is biotch. Understand?

[Mookz 1,337]

By the company she keeps. 

[TheNewGirl 1,344]

Vagina. 

 

[Engorgeous George 2,125]

7 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Vagina. 

 

If designed and built by nature, not a physician.

[The Real timschochet 6,407]

14 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

If designed and built by nature, not a physician.

What difference? 

[Engorgeous George 2,125]

3 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

What difference? 

The former is a flowering, the latter, a gash, a wound, the hubris of man.  I don't expect you to understand or appreciate the difference.

[The Real timschochet 6,407]

3 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

The former is a flowering, the latter, a gash, a wound, the hubris of man.  I don't expect you to understand or appreciate the difference.

Because only a moron would talk the way you do. 
 

Im in Hawaii right now. Just saw one of the most beautiful waterfalls I’ve ever seen. Did you know that all of the waterfalls here were created by man? By dynamiting? There are no natural waterfalls in Hawaii. Nearly everything beautiful here- the waterfalls, the flowers, the trees, the rivers- all brought in by man. So much of our world that is pleasant was created by the mind of man. Hubris? Only in your stilted mind. Get the Fock out of here with such nonsense. 

[Mookz 1,337]

36 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Vagina. 

 

Go on 

[Engorgeous George 2,125]

3 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Because only a moron would talk the way you do. 
 

Im in Hawaii right now. Just saw one of the most beautiful waterfalls I’ve ever seen. Did you know that all of the waterfalls here were created by man? By dynamiting? There are no natural waterfalls in Hawaii. Nearly everything beautiful here- the waterfalls, the flowers, the trees, the rivers- all brought in by man. So much of our world that is pleasant was created by the mind of man. Hubris? Only in your stilted mind. Get the Fock out of here with such nonsense. 

I look forward to meeting you some day.

[The Real timschochet 6,407]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

I look forward to meeting you some day.

If you want to have a pleasant conversation and/ot debate, sure. But no fighting. I’m a wimp and you’d surely kick my ass. I fight with my mind only. 

[Engorgeous George 2,125]

7 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

If you want to have a pleasant conversation and/ot debate, sure. But no fighting. I’m a wimp and you’d surely kick my ass. I fight with my mind only. 

I never suggested fighting nor raised the specter of doing so.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

16 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Because only a moron would talk the way you do. 
 

Im in Hawaii right now. Just saw one of the most beautiful waterfalls I’ve ever seen. Did you know that all of the waterfalls here were created by man? By dynamiting? There are no natural waterfalls in Hawaii. Nearly everything beautiful here- the waterfalls, the flowers, the trees, the rivers- all brought in by man. So much of our world that is pleasant was created by the mind of man. Hubris? Only in your stilted mind. Get the Fock out of here with such nonsense. 

I feel sad for you. You’re in Hawaii. Yet spending your time posting on a low rent message board where nobody cares for anything you have to say 

[DonS 3,292]

3 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I feel sad for you. You’re in Hawaii. Yet spending your time posting on a low rent message board where nobody cares for anything you have to say 

Not to mention he's probably jerking off right now while thinking about man-made gashinas. 

[listen2me 23 1,825]

24 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Because only a moron would talk the way you do. 
 

Im in Hawaii right now. Just saw one of the most beautiful waterfalls I’ve ever seen. Did you know that all of the waterfalls here were created by man? By dynamiting? There are no natural waterfalls in Hawaii. Nearly everything beautiful here- the waterfalls, the flowers, the trees, the rivers- all brought in by man. So much of our world that is pleasant was created by the mind of man. Hubris? Only in your stilted mind. Get the Fock out of here with such nonsense. 

Such a weird post.

We can start calling them man made women if you prefer.   

[The Real timschochet 6,407]

14 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I feel sad for you. You’re in Hawaii. Yet spending your time posting on a low rent message board where nobody cares for anything you have to say 

Don’t feel sad for me dude. I’m having a wonderful time. Takes a few seconds to post. 

[Engorgeous George 2,125]

Bing Videos

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

42 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Because only a moron would talk the way you do. 
 

Im in Hawaii right now. Just saw one of the most beautiful waterfalls I’ve ever seen. Did you know that all of the waterfalls here were created by man? By dynamiting? There are no natural waterfalls in Hawaii. Nearly everything beautiful here- the waterfalls, the flowers, the trees, the rivers- all brought in by man. So much of our world that is pleasant was created by the mind of man. Hubris? Only in your stilted mind. Get the Fock out of here with such nonsense. 

Because creating a waterfall out of rock is the same thing as castrating and surgically destroying a body.

Jesus Christ you're a f****** idiot sometimes.

[Fireballer 2,639]

Tim would bang this, because, what’s the difference???

 

[Reality 3,093]

36 minutes ago, Fireballer said:

Tim would bang this, because, what’s the difference???

 

My God.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

1 hour ago, Fireballer said:

Tim would bang this, because, what’s the difference???

 

Dude warning please  

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

1 hour ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I feel sad for you. You’re in Hawaii. Yet spending your time posting on a low rent message board where nobody cares for anything you have to say 

 I just realized who he reminds me of…

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,344]

1 hour ago, Fireballer said:

Tim would bang this, because, what’s the difference???

 

Sadly, this individual will have this problem the rest of their life. 

The 'Neo" Vagina has to be dilated at a regular interval, or it will close up. the skin used to create this new "hole" is skin that is supposed to be on the OUTSIDE of your body. There is more frequent skin cell shedding, sweat, hair, etc. The lactic acid is basically excelerating the skin exfoliation, and the vagina showers are likely to simply keep it clean from creating build up. 

I know doctors MUST discuss the risks with these people. The chances of you experiencing the above, infection, painful intercourse, etc. 

You must have some pretty strong feelings about getting SRS if this is your lifelong maintenance. 

if people are going to be voting on these surgeries for children, I fully believe they need to research the procedures, follow up, and the outcomes at 1, 5, 10, and 20 years. Lots of these folks commit suicide. 

However, if they do make it to an older age, how will old folks homes look? Nurses having to dilate vaginas and wash them out all the time? Plan on convalescent homes and in home care to get radically more expensive. 

[avoiding injuries 1,506]

I can’t wait for this trend to run its course and die off. I’m optimistic we’ve crossed the peak of the mountain and are coming back down. 

[Voltaire 5,182]

An adult human female