Geriatric Joe’s State of Union Address

[Horseman 2,451]

 

Biden's dementia is going to make it hard for him to even read through the prepared speech.  Meanwhile the Mensa presidential candidate is going to knock him down in real time.  

[Hardcore troubadour 15,410]

Vegas have any over unders on this? I wonder how many times he’s going to tell us he’s not joking. BTW, saying you’re not joking is a dead giveaway that you’re being dishonest. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

 I for one will be SHOCKED if he even makes this speech. “ We’re sorry to announce, but the President had a wardrobe malfunction. He caught his peemus in his zipper and the Secret Service tried to unzip it like a band aid” Kamel Toe will give the State Of The Union. Prey” 

[Horseman 2,451]

22 hours ago, Horseman said:

Trump +105

Biden +210

Big Mike +750

Newsome +1000

Harris +1600

Haley +2000  

Super Tuesday bump.   Trump -120.  

[Horseman 2,451]

48 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Vegas have any over unders on this? I wonder how many times he’s going to tell us he’s not joking. BTW, saying you’re not joking is a dead giveaway that you’re being dishonest. 

O/U fact checked lies is at 11.5

Surprisingly good odds for a Biden fumble mumble. 

Mis-name a foreign leader or country +300

Have a 5 second brain freeze +1000

 

[DonS 3,292]

On 3/5/2024 at 2:09 PM, thegeneral said:

I’m seeing Dune 2 tonight :nerd: so will miss it. 

I saw it this afternoon.  Ponied up to see it in the Dolby Cinema über theater at AMC.  G0ddamn it was awesome.  Deep bass tickled my ass.

[thegeneral 3,208]

16 minutes ago, DonS said:

I saw it this afternoon.  Ponied up to see it in the Dolby Cinema über theater at AMC.  G0ddamn it was awesome.  Deep bass tickled my ass.

I was over on Eastside in some Dolby max yada yada. Indeed on the sound, some intense scenes and the score for that movie is great.

Think I liked the first one a tick more than this one. This one really good, just thought the first one was amazing. That guy knows how to make a movie.

Def a must see in the theater.

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

We should have a drinking game.

[Voltaire 5,315]

 

[DonS 3,292]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

I was over on Eastside in some Dolby max yada yada. Indeed on the sound, some intense scenes and the score for that movie is great.

Think I liked the first one a tick more than this one. This one really good, just thought the first one was amazing. That guy knows how to make a movie.

Def a must see in the theater.

 

We had dinner w our daughter tonight.  Was talking about how awesome it was - she liked Part 1 - so we're going to see it together tomorrow.

Must've read the book a good 3 or 4 times so I knew all the nuances of the politics involved.  Director did a great job summarizing the deeper points and glossing over the confusing sh1t that didn't matter as much (e.g. the Navigator Guild)

[Dizkneelande 1,096]

It will be fun to time how long the drug cocktail lasts before banana brain starts glitching out. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

13 hours ago, Horseman said:

O/U fact checked lies is at 11.5

Surprisingly good odds for a Biden fumble mumble. 

Mis-name a foreign leader or country +300

Have a 5 second brain freeze +1000

 

How many times does he say MAGA?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,410]

2 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

How many times does he say MAGA?

Don’t forget extremists and the events of Jan 6. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Don’t forget extremists and the events of Jan 6. 

If it’s a drinking game you are dead in 30 minutes 

[Ron_Artest 1,506]

2 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

If it’s a drinking game you are dead in 30 minutes 

You guys should totally do this to own the libs.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,410]

Odds on Laken Riley being mentioned? 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

52 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Odds on Laken Riley being mentioned? 

Only in reference to she would still be alive if not for Donald Trump and extremist MAGA Republicans.  
 

Threat to Democracy is another (as Biden staffers meet with left wing prosecutors to make up ways to get his opposition off the ballot).  

[Strike 5,535]

Suddenly Dems think walls work.  Imagine that.

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

I'm going to drink every time one of the conservatives posts something genuinely nice about his speech!

 

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

40 minutes ago, Strike said:

Suddenly Dems think walls work.  Imagine that.

How about we pay for new/improvements to the wall from fines we assess to people who illegally hire immigrants.  Let me know how many on the right get behind that idea.

[cyclone24 1,913]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

How about we pay for new/improvements to the wall from fines we assess to people who illegally hire immigrants.  Let me know how many on the right get behind that idea.

Im ok with that.

[cyclone24 1,913]

I’m just ready for the side that would allow one person to go against the will of the people to vote for whoever they want on a ballot, the same people that would blow up the Supreme Court because of rulings they don’t like, the side that would literally throw Trump in jail if they could, eliminate the electoral college, and pretty much all voting requirements, lecture us about how Republicans are a threat to democracy.

 

[Strike 5,535]

6 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

How about we pay for new/improvements to the wall from fines we assess to people who illegally hire immigrants.  Let me know how many on the right get behind that idea.

I've been pushing for us to go after employers as long as I've been on this bored. 

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

I've been pushing for us to go after employers as long as I've been on this bored. 

I know that, but until I see actual GOP leaders( governors, congressmen and candidates) actually proposing laws and speaking to that, I will not believe that this is only a political issue with them and not one they are serious about addressing. Stop the flow of money to illegals and you would stop the biggest incentive they have to come to this country illegally. 

It's my opinion, they will never do that though, because those same people donate a lot of money to their campaigns. 

[Strike 5,535]

2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

I know that, but until I see actual GOP leaders( governors, congressmen and candidates) actually proposing laws and speaking to that, I will not believe that this is only a political issue with them and not one they are serious about addressing. Stop the flow of money to illegals and you would stop the biggest incentive they have to come to this country illegally. 

It's my opinion, they will never do that though, because those same people donate a lot of money to their campaigns. 

The law already exists.  It was part of Reagan's amnesty.  Our overlords forgot about it once they had amnesty.  It's one of the reasons I am a hard no on amnesty at this point.

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

9 minutes ago, Strike said:

The law already exists.  It was part of Reagan's amnesty.  Our overlords forgot about it once they had amnesty.  It's one of the reasons I am a hard no on amnesty at this point.

Did we just become best friends?

[Horseman 2,451]

PREVIEW

 

 

[thegeneral 3,208]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

Suddenly Dems think walls work.  Imagine that.

Until someone gets a ladder.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

17 hours ago, DonS said:

I saw it this afternoon.  Ponied up to see it in the Dolby Cinema über theater at AMC.  G0ddamn it was awesome.  Deep bass tickled my ass.

Saw it the other night, OMG. It was incredible. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,410]

55 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

How about we pay for new/improvements to the wall from fines we assess to people who illegally hire immigrants.  Let me know how many on the right get behind that idea.

I’m most likely against this. I assume your fines aren’t high enough. Perhaps if you raise the amount and throw in some jail time? 

[RLLD 4,230]

I sorta hope he does well.  He is a miserable failure, but people need some hope. 

[Horseman 2,451]

The pre-speech show has started.  Watch live here:

 

 

[Strike 5,535]

So Trump is going to live fact check Biden tonight.  That might be entertaining.

[Strike 5,535]

4 minutes ago, Horseman said:

The pre-speech show has started.  Watch live here:

 

 

Who, Brawndo?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,410]

Millions of Americans will tune in tonight to see if the leader of the free world can talk without zoning out and dribbling on himself. Possibly having a bowel movement. And if he doesn’t, his supporters will claim victory.  Nice job libtards. 

[seafoam1 3,017]

5 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Millions of Americans will tune in tonight to see if the leader of the free world can talk without zoning out and dribbling on himself. Possibly having a bowel movement. And if he doesn’t, his supporters will claim victory.  Nice job libtards. 

The bar has been set within the white house. Don't shlt yourself and you're a liberal champion. 

 

[Horseman 2,451]

You thought the perimeter fencing and security in DC tonight was because of MAGA protesters?  Nope it's the blue hairs crying for Gaza.  How bad it is when it's your side protesting your SOTU?  

 

 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

3 minutes ago, Horseman said:

You thought the perimeter fencing and security in DC tonight was because of MAGA protesters?  Nope it's the blue hairs crying for Gaza.  How bad it is when it's your side protesting your SOTU?  

 

 

 

The cat noises, OMG.  

[Maximum Overkill 1,988]

 

[Horseman 2,451]

TEAM TRUMP already knows what's going to be in the speech, I mean we all do.  But THE BOSS already put out his rebuttal.