***Official Best Titty Bar Songs of All-Time Thread***

[bostonlager 2,665]

I’ve snorted half of Peru and about 10 beers deep hoping to find a new exgirlfrind tonight. 
 

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

God, but she was beautiful

[frank 2,306]

 

[Nomad99 742]

 

[Vikings4ever 550]

 

[Nomad99 742]

And if it didn't work out...

 

 

[BudBro 182]

 

[posty 2,699]

 

[IndyColtsFan 325]

I've always thought Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" would be a good teet-bar dance.

[Fireballer 2,642]

3 hours ago, frank said:

 

Great Crue video.  I mean, could you imagine riding bikes with those guys from club to club in late 80s LA?  

[Gladiators 1,987]

 

[DonS 3,292]

I'm not sure how often strippers choose this song, but one time I was impressed when a hot b1tch started "dancing" to Dragula

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

 So I go to this strip a few doors down and I would bring the strippers and bartenders all the leftover fried seafood  leftovers at night and they loved me when I walked in with fried shrimp, catfish, oysters, and fries. They would smell it i much lovin. There was this girl who that da shiot and no one working there liked her. I went  to see the show and princess comes out dances to an A and Aerosmith song.’she has a tampon string hanging out from he cooter: wearing a red dress with a red  thong/ Avery notiicceabll. Everyone is like WTF? So when she got off stage I told th guy to play this song and he laughed and said everyone hated her/-“.sh back on and him to play this…the crowd went wild. Sh had no idea what that song was. Wild. 

 

 

 

 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

I must be getting old or my memory is fading but it felt like AC/DC was at least every 4th song. 
 

 

 

[purdygood 352]

I prefer girls who choose Rap songs.  Then again.  I have a type.  But lets be real.  If shes "skilled" i dont care what song is on. 
 

"I make it rain" is always a good one.  It was literally made for itself. 

[MikeMatt 84]

Back in the day when my job involved traveling I’d most times be alone and I would go to strip clubs - wife preferred me doing that figured I wasn’t hooking up with a stripper and I’d more then likely cheat in a regular bar. 
 

No Rain was my “titttty” song.

[DonS 3,292]

59 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

 

No Rain was my “titttty” song.

The Blind Melon song???? 

[frank 2,306]

12 minutes ago, DonS said:

The Blind Melon song???? 

You don’t like his point of view?

[DonS 3,292]

31 minutes ago, frank said:

You don’t like his point of view?

Trying to keep my cheeks dry today.

(my shorts are another story) 

[jerryskids 6,797]

17 hours ago, posty said:

 

I came in to post this.   

[Thornton Melon 620]

No love for George Thorogood? When I think of stripper songs, the first ones I think of are Bad to the Bone or I Drink Alone. Then again, my strip club frequenting days are the mid 80s to early 90s.

[MikeMatt 84]

22 hours ago, DonS said:

The Blind Melon song???? 

Yes

[cyclone24 1,913]

Jesus we got this far without Bawitaba by Kid Rock?

like a damn stripper national anthem

[MikeMatt 84]

I was a young heavy metal fan from NY and went a strip club in Dallas and walked in and MC Girls Girls Girls was playing. After it was over the DJ said - do you want to hear country music. I screamed no but forgetting where I was. I was over ruled. 

[bostonlager 2,665]

I haven’t focked her yet but hit it off with a waitress. She drove the cart as I played golf yesterday. It was the only way we were hanging out because I had a money game today and had to practice. We are hanging out again tonight. 
 

C cups 

born in Korea and adopted by some good white folks. 
 

born in 1996

 

haven’t focked it yet, but will tonight or move on 

[bostonlager 2,665]

 

[patweisers44 845]

Butterfly Kisses. Phillybear would tell you that there's nothing like a stripper crying during a lap dance

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is lengthy so its a little more bang for your buck.

[kutulu 1,676]

 

[kutulu 1,676]