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As A Adult Man, Did You Ever Carry A Umbrella And Use It ?

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What exactly is going on that you’re out in the rain in a 2k suit? And why would a little rain ruin it? Is it made of suede ? 

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4 hours ago, MDC said:

Yeah, why wouldn’t I? ☔️ 

You get assault 3 times walking home from Fishtown Tavern on Frankford Avenue but you're worried about your hair getting wet? 😂

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11 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Not me and will dodge the drops like the Matrix! Will run faster like Forrest Gump! To ghey a look for me and maybe if I was Carry Grant. Worked for him!

Only when I was going to a special occasion with a woman.  Just making sure she didn't get rained on.

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13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

What exactly is going on that you’re out in the rain in a 2k suit? And why would a little rain ruin it? Is it made of suede ? 

I have no need or desire to wear 2k suits but I would say any scenario where you are wearing a suit, you're probably trying to look decent for work or an event etc and you'd probably also like to be comfortable, so I am more likely to use an umbrella 

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4 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Yeah I'm not some weird insecure man

That blue hair dye gets on everything when it gets wet 🌈 😂

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3 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

I have no need or desire to wear 2k suits but I would say any scenario where you are wearing a suit, you're probably trying to look decent for work or an event etc and you'd probably also like to be comfortable, so I am more likely to use an umbrella 

I fail to see why in this day and age why you would have to be out in the rain for an extended period of time in a suit. Don’t try so hard. 

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17 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

You get assault 3 times walking home from Fishtown Tavern on Frankford Avenue but you're worried about your hair getting wet? 😂

⬆️ masculinity questioned by using an umbrella. ☂️ 

Also thinks about trannies 437 times per day. 🌈 😂 

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Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

I fail to see why in this day and age why you would have to be out in the rain for an extended period of time in a suit. Don’t try so hard. 

I fail to see what "this day and age" would have to do with anything?  Hey I get it, if you've never had to wear a suit and walk a few blocks from the subway or train or there was no valet parking etc.  A lot of people have.  I don't get the weird flex of not using an umbrella :lol: 

If you're just headed out to the liquor store in your dad jeans and dirty t-shirt, then yeah, probably wimpy to be worried about an umbrella. 

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I don't use them because they're a PITA to carry around. Where's the free hand if my phone is in one and my c0ck is in the other?

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3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I don't use them because they're a PITA to carry around. Where's the free hand if my phone is in one and my c0ck is in the other?

I think they make umbrellas too.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

What exactly is going on that you’re out in the rain in a 2k suit? And why would a little rain ruin it? Is it made of suede ? 

Tardcore throws his suits in his washer and dryer :lol:

Oh wait bro has never owned a suit in his life :lol:

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2 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I hire Mexicans to take care of mine 🌮 

I didn't realize Mexicans were the go-to ethnicity to have your Buffalo Bill-esque tranny skin suits cleaned. Who's the pervert, pervert?

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2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Yeah, I guess it’s stoopid to carry an umbrella when you’re wearing a two thousand dollar suit and try to protect it when it rains almost every day. And look good and classy. 

Ric Flair posts here?

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1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

What exactly is going on that you’re out in the rain in a 2k suit? And why would a little rain ruin it? Is it made of suede ? 

 Suede😂 In the deep south when in from May to September we have lots of rain and a hundred plus degrees heat and humidity? May be your fawking stoopid post ever. Tell you what, come down to New Orleans for a wedding or a funeral in August and wear suede Yankees. 🍻

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2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Suede😂 In the deep south when in from May to September we have lots of rain and a hundred plus degrees heat and humidity? May be your fawking stoopid post ever. Tell you what, come down to New Orleans for a wedding or a funeral in August and wear suede Yankees. 🍻

It was a joke, Costanza. Maybe buy a raincoat to go with your suit? I highly recommend it. 

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1 hour ago, Fnord said:

I don't use them because they're a PITA to carry around. Where's the free hand if my phone is in one and my c0ck is in the other?

If your c0ck was prehensil it could grip the umbrella.

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10 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

If your c0ck was prehensil it could grip the umbrella.

Hopefully that will be the next step in male human evolution. Chicks would dig it.

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18 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Not me and will dodge the drops like the Matrix! Will run faster like Forrest Gump! To ghey a look for me and maybe if I was Carry Grant. Worked for him!

Just yesterday I used an umbrella for 5.5 straight hours.

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6 hours ago, MDC said:

⬆️ masculinity questioned by using an umbrella. ☂️ 

Also thinks about trannies 437 times per day. 🌈 😂 

I don't think anyone on this site has more tranny posts than yourself. :dunno:

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You poor ignorant fools. The "Umbrella" is one the greatest tools ever invented for men. The power of the Umbrella gets you the secks. I can't count how many weddings,  concerts & other outdoors events that the Umbrella has put me in a most favorable position & broken the ice with the chickies when the sky's opened.

"60% of the time it works every time".

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While we are on this topic...wearing a coat during winter?  You focking puzzy.  Let me guess, you guys also wear shoes outside.  Buncha kweers.  Hell, don't use any sort of creature-comfort or even wear any clothes.  That will show them how much of a man's man you really are!

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Yeah, if I were to see a guy walking down the sidewalk by himself with an umbrella I’d automatically think” “look at this puzzy”. But you do you. 

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2 hours ago, Drizzay said:

While we are on this topic...wearing a coat during winter?  You focking puzzy.  Let me guess, you guys also wear shoes outside.  Buncha kweers.  Hell, don't use any sort of creature-comfort or even wear any clothes.  That will show them how much of a man's man you really are!

Some Geeks have a fragile grasp on their masculinity. Use an umbrella today … tomorrow they’re wearing body glitter and jorts in a pride parade. 🌈 😂 

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It doesn’t always mean ghey. Sometimes it’s just means that you’re a puzzy. 

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I've been an an adult man since I was 16. Liberals are still trying, at age 60, to figure out what sex they are. 

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Anyone who walks around in the rain without an umbrella is a dumbass.

LURK AT MEH WERKING AROUND IN DER RAIN WIFFOUT AN URMBRULLER.

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3 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Anyone who walks around in the rain without an umbrella is a dumbass.

LURK AT MEH WERKING AROUND IN DER RAIN WIFFOUT AN URMBRULLER.

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Did you ask an adult man to help you with this Rusty? Was he gay? 

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You've chosen to ignore content by jprisoncellbitch.

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Psssst, I'm not reading anything you say.

 

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1 minute ago, Tebok said:

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Psssst, I'm not reading anything you say.

 

Poor rusty has been broken down to the point to where he replies to every post of someone  who he says he's "ignoring".  Poor broke old man is hurting..

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Just now, Tebok said:

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Poor rusty has been broken down to the point to where he replies to every post of someone  who he says he's "ignoring".  Poor broke old man is hurting..

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🎵On the corner is a banker with a motorcar
And little children laugh at him behind his back
And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain
Very strange 🎶

 

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17 hours ago, MDC said:

masculinity questioned by using an umbrella

You need a rape kit and Narcan in Fishtown, not an umbrella 🌈

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