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Just got my presidential alert

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It said I didn't need to do anything... fock yeah... I'm going home for the day, b1tches!

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Can we stop with the monthly EAS now?

 

Jeebus, between that, weather, Amber, silver, etc...

 

WTF is silver?

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Second place to gold. Duh.

First thing that popped into my head is it's some sort of AARP alert for grey hairs.

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Old person with dementia that wandered away. I see different silver alerts almost every day. They put them up on the highway signs even if it is as far away as Austin or San Antonio.

 

 

First thing that popped into my head is it's some sort of AARP alert for grey hairs.

 

I was close!

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You want these alerts. A few of the GC at least seems to live under a rock so you want to know when missiles are inbound or other freak disasters happen. You dont want to be the last to know.

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They showed a big beefy white bald bodyguard a company melanoma in Africa. How much do you want to bet she's getting it regular on the Forbidden continent?

 

No way she's going for one of the natives. The Eastern Europeans Don't Mess With That Monkey Business. So to speak.

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They showed a big beefy white bald bodyguard a company melanoma in Africa. How much do you want to bet she's getting it regular on the Forbidden continent?

 

No way she's going for one of the natives. The Eastern Europeans Don't Mess With That Monkey Business. So to speak.

 

Wow

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I got it on my Verizon phone but not my AT&T phone

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Exact opposite...got it on ATT but not Verizon

That's pretty funny

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My butler got it on my Verizon and but my maid didn't get it on my at&t

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My butler got it on my Verizon and but my maid didn't get it on my at&t

That's because you were in Fishtown.

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That's because you were in Fishtown.

We were down by the water. It's right next to the river. Everyone from Fishtown knows that.

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We were down by the water. It's right next to the river. Everyone from Fishtown knows that.

Wow. The water is right next to the river huh?

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Wow. The water is right next to the river huh?

Fishtown you idiot. It's right next to the river. They wouldn't have named it Fishtown if there weren't any fish nearby. I recall some guy who lives by a bridge in Filthy didn't know that.

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Fishtown you idiot. It's right next to the river. They wouldn't have named it Fishtown if there weren't any fish nearby. I recall some guy who lives by a bridge in Filthy didn't know that.

Was he a NYer turned Philthadelphia phan ?

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Was he a NYer turned Philthadelphia phan ?

Somewhat. Long Island. Jets fan.

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My phone alerts me when HT comes up with something new and witty, but so far it has never done that.

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My phone allows me to opt out of everything, except presidential alerts.

Even posting here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:banana:

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My phone alerts me when HT comes up with something new and witty, but so far it has never done that.

:lol:

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I received it. Didnt know it was coming and it was a little weird when the whole office started ringing.

 

Whats it actually for though? I mean what would constitute something like that?

 

1. Terrorist attack

 

All I could come up with.

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I received it. Didnt know it was coming and it was a little weird when the whole office started ringing.

 

Whats it actually for though? I mean what would constitute something like that?

 

1. Terrorist attack

 

All I could come up with.

Well, one thing we can be sure of is trumps undeniable restraint when it comes to the use of Technology such as this.

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Snowflakes in New York already suing over these texts. :lol:

We got em. A lot are rich kid transplants and live in Brooklyn.

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