vuduchile 1,941 Posted February 15, 2018 If your sons behavior is that bad, why subject yourself, him, and dozens of passengers to this sh!t? Stay home and work on some discipline. https://www.yahoo.com/news/passengers-recall-apos-flight-hell-221221452.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted February 15, 2018 The parenting experts advice? Snacks, a book, an Ipad. How 'bout a focking beat down??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 15, 2018 Duct tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 The parenting experts advice? Snacks, a book, an Ipad. How 'bout a focking beat down??? He's 3, so I dont think that's appropriate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted February 15, 2018 He's 3, so I dont think that's appropriate honestly, sucky situation all around but a 3 year old doesnt get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 15, 2018 honestly, sucky situation all around but a 3 year old doesnt get it You'd almost have to think the kids ears didn't pop and he's in pain to be screaming for that focking long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,975 Posted February 15, 2018 If a kid is acting this way at 3, imagine how he'll be at 18. Probably shooting up schools and stuff. Someone should just put it out of it's misery now and save us all a lot of trouble later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted February 15, 2018 https://imgur.com/gallery/snHne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 15, 2018 https://imgur.com/gallery/snHne I couldn't find that on Amazon. Do you have a link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted February 15, 2018 Drug that little focker. Benadryl is your friend, if not that booze. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted February 15, 2018 You'd almost have to think the kids ears didn't pop and he's in pain to be screaming for that focking long. Yep. That's why God invented Benadryl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted February 15, 2018 Drug that little focker. Benadryl is your friend, if not that booze. Still sympatico. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 15, 2018 You'd almost have to think the kids ears didn't pop and he's in pain to be screaming for that focking long. For a kid that age, you give them bubble gum to chew on to help with the pressure change. When they are babies, you have them drink from a bottle (tit?) during the descent and ascent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 15, 2018 When they are babies, you have them drink from a bottle (tit?) during the descent and ascent. Little basturds have all the luck. :kicksrocks: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted February 15, 2018 Would someone please shove a crucifix down that kid's throat?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 15, 2018 This is why I bring a gun when I fly I know he's only 3, but would a chokeslam be acceptable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 This is why I bring a gun when I fly I know he's only 3, but would a chokefock be acceptable? Chokefock? I hope this doesn't mean what it sounds like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 15, 2018 Chokefock? I hope this doesn't mean what it sounds like Choke the kid and fock the mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 Choke the kid and fock the mom Mhmmmmmm..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 Oh cool, the absentee fathers are weighing in now. Doesn't sound like this kids father was around either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 15, 2018 Drug him and make sure his iPad is charged and loaded with stuff. That’s all you can do. I have friends that won’t even take 2hr flights with their toddlers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 Oh cool, the absentee fathers are weighing in now. Doesn't sound like this kids father was around either. I don't think it takes a father to question what someone means by chokefock when talking about a 3 year old boy. Another fail. Poor guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 15, 2018 I don't think it takes a father to question what someone means by chokefock when talking about a 3 year old boy. Another fail. Poor guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 I don't think it takes a father to question what someone means by chokefock when talking about a 3 year old boy. Another fail. Poor guy You definitely don't know what it takes to be a father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 You either. Child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 You definitely don't know what it takes to be a father. If you want attention this badly, we can just chat. You don't have to subject yourself to looking so desperate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,033 Posted February 15, 2018 Sort of sounds like a Deep Purple concert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 If you want attention this badly, we can just chat. You don't have to subject yourself to looking so desperate. Sure. Let's chat about how you come in here on your high horse, calling people racists and homophobes and talking about how they don't care about the less fortunate, selling yourself as some virtuous paragon. Meanwhile........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 Sure. Let's chat about how you come in here on your high horse, calling people racists and homophobes and talking about how they don't care about the less fortunate, selling yourself as some virtuous paragon. Meanwhile........Well if that isn't some hyprocritcal, pot calling the kettle black bull shlt, then I don't think bull shlt exists Such an attention wh0re. And so sensitive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 15, 2018 Well if that isn't some hyprocritcal, pot calling the kettle black bull shlt, then I don't think bull shlt exists Such an attention wh0re. And so sensitive. the snowiest of flakes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted February 15, 2018 The parenting experts advice? Snacks, a book, an Ipad. How 'bout a focking beat down??? Let's go with the presumption that this kid's ears have let go, and cranial pressure isn't the issue. A dog can figure out not to bark/whine/act up by 3...assuming proper training. So why not a kid? Because the kid was trained improperly. Every time he whined/actedup/etc his parents doted all over him, cementing the conditioned behaviour: whine = get what I want. That's the problem, and it's epidemic. If it's his ears, then pop the fockers. Use your palms against his head to create suction and lightly pull/push in/out. Fock it if it pops them. Deaf kids are quiet kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 Well if that isn't some hyprocritcal, pot calling the kettle black bull shlt, then I don't think bull shlt exists Such an attention wh0re. And so sensitive. How am I a hypocrite? Explain that instead of deflecting. Typical modern day liberal. I can be a shite person as long as no one can say I'm a racist or a homophobe, bigot etc. that's the important thing here and I get to point fingers at others even though I'm kind of shitty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 the snowiest of flakes Ha. I don't know why I'm not on your juvenile ignore list yet, but I'd like to be considered for placement. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 How am I a hypocrite? Explain that instead of deflecting. Typical modern day liberal. I can be a shite person as long as no one can say I'm a racist or a homophobe, bigot etc. that's the important thing here and I get to point fingers at others even though I'm kind of shitty. Idk if that makes me a typical liberal, but your overly sensitive whiny attitude puts you smack in the middle of camp snowflake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 Idk if that makes me a typical liberal, but your overly sensitive whiny attitude puts you smack in the middle of camp snowflake. I like the attention thing too. From a guy who posts shirtless selfies and pictures of his new girlfriend. Too funny. And backed by edjr of all people. What a clown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 15, 2018 I like the attention ###### thing too. From a guy who posts shirtless selfies and pictures of his new girlfriend. Too funny. And backed by edjr of all people. What a clown. One pic of my new gf in a thread that asked for pics..... you are really slow. Let's see what Mr. Toughadour looks like. Ahh but that would expose the bull shlt, so that's not going to happen. The attention I am giving you has probably made your night. We can talk about normal stuff and not put each other down, if you're capable of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,644 Posted February 15, 2018 One pic of my new gf in a thread that asked for pics..... you are really slow. Let's see what Mr. Toughadour looks like. Ahh but that would expose the bull shlt, so that's not going to happen. The attention I am giving you has probably made your night. We can talk about normal stuff and not put each other down, if you're capable of that? Not with you. You should have never said you came at me because you were having a stressful time in your life. That's what punks, cowards and bullies do. And domestic abusers. Go after someone because they can, and they're in a bad mood. I hate that. So I don't see the need. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted February 15, 2018 If the trip were absolutely necessary, then I feel badly for the parent and the kid. But too God damn many parents these days think that their lives shouldn't change or be inconvenienced in the least bit because they had a kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,559 Posted February 15, 2018 During the first week of kindergarten/preschool, the youngest class has a dozen of them going off simultaneously. Been there many times, seen it many times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites