OldMaid 2,137 Posted December 18, 2012 GoColts the cripple Was a mean old nasty fart With a hoopty chair that he made from scraps And the hubcaps off a Dart GoColts the cripple Is a legend 'round this bored But the Geeks all know He's short on dough It's all he can afford There must have been some magic In that crack pipe of his wife's For when he took a monster toke His legs came back to life O' GoColts the cripple Was a walking finally And the Geeks all swear He could climb a stair Just as good as you or me Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp Look at GoColts strut Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp He might just get a slut 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 497 Posted December 18, 2012 When I see this sort of thing, I always wonder if it is obvious to everyone what tune the lyrics match up to... {well done, btw) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 19, 2012 GoColts the cripple Was a mean old nasty fart With a hoopty chair that he made from scraps And the hubcaps off a Dart GoColts the cripple Is a legend 'round this bored But the Geeks all know He's short on dough It's all he can afford There must have been some magic In that crack pipe of his wife's For when he took a monster toke His legs came back to life O' GoColts the cripple Was a walking finally And the Geeks all swear He could climb a stair Just as good as you or me Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp Look at GoColts strut Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp He might just get a slut :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted December 19, 2012 GoColts the cripple Was a mean old nasty fart With a hoopty chair that he made from scraps And the hubcaps off a Dart GoColts the cripple Is a legend 'round this bored But the Geeks all know He's short on dough It's all he can afford There must have been some magic In that crack pipe of his wife's For when he took a monster toke His legs came back to life O' GoColts the cripple Was a walking finally And the Geeks all swear He could climb a stair Just as good as you or me Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp Look at GoColts strut Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp He might just get a slut Nice job. Pulling out all the stops to win goty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 19, 2012 Nice job. Pulling out all the stops to win goty. No... She's not really trying until she posts the bewbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted December 19, 2012 GoColts the cripple Was a mean old nasty fart With a hoopty chair that he made from scraps And the hubcaps off a Dart GoColts the cripple Is a legend 'round this bored But the Geeks all know He's short on dough It's all he can afford There must have been some magic In that crack pipe of his wife's For when he took a monster toke His legs came back to life O' GoColts the cripple Was a walking finally And the Geeks all swear He could climb a stair Just as good as you or me Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp Look at GoColts strut Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp He might just get a slut Don't quit your day job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 19, 2012 D!ck, her halls with balls and semen Fa la la la la etc. throw it in the butt to get her screamin.. Fa la la la la etc. Her boyfriend Don is ghey as all hell Fa la la la la etc. It's been too long since she's been d!cked well Fa la la la la etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted December 19, 2012 Don't quit your day job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted December 19, 2012 good stuff Sugar Walls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 12, 2014 Fantastic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,212 Posted December 13, 2014 I don't remember this one. Nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 18, 2014 I remember this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted December 18, 2014 I used to be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,212 Posted December 18, 2014 I used to be fun. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,052 Posted August 27, 2021 Old maid should be canceled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 822 Posted August 27, 2021 Ahhhh... Classic Old Maid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,314 Posted August 27, 2021 oof and a comment by rholio skids I prolly shouldn't post here. This thread is obviously cursed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,694 Posted August 27, 2021 On 12/19/2012 at 1:24 AM, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: D!ck, her halls with balls and semen Fa la la la la etc. throw it in the butt to get her screamin.. Fa la la la la etc. Her boyfriend Don is ghey as all hell Fa la la la la etc. It's been too long since she's been d!cked well Fa la la la la etc. Honorable mention here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted August 27, 2021 On 12/18/2012 at 4:15 PM, OldMaid said: GoColts the cripple Was a mean old nasty fart With a hoopty chair that he made from scraps And the hubcaps off a Dart GoColts the cripple Is a legend 'round this bored But the Geeks all know He's short on dough It's all he can afford There must have been some magic In that crack pipe of his wife's For when he took a monster toke His legs came back to life O' GoColts the cripple Was a walking finally And the Geeks all swear He could climb a stair Just as good as you or me Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp Look at GoColts strut Gimpity gimp gimp Gimpity gimp gimp He might just get a slut Well Done O' Maid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted August 27, 2021 On 12/17/2014 at 7:51 PM, OldMaid said: I used to be fun. ...and tight. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted August 27, 2021 @edjr for trying to be a little b!tch. What the hell? All I said was don’t be disrespectful in the other thread. When did you turn into a crybaby? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,314 Posted August 27, 2021 29 minutes ago, OldMaid said: @edjr for trying to be a little b!tch. What the hell? All I said was don’t be disrespectful in the other thread. When did you turn into a crybaby? I don't know. Sometimes it's nice to not be the one who typed it. I say, kudos ed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,102 Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, fandandy said: oof and a comment by rholio skids I prolly shouldn't post here. This thread is obviously cursed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,052 Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, OldMaid said: @edjr for trying to be a little b!tch. What the hell? All I said was don’t be disrespectful in the other thread. When did you turn into a crybaby? I am not serious. I thought it would a fun thread to bring up. I was trying to find my last reply to 'pocolts and I saw this and stopped my search. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted August 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, edjr said: I am not serious. I thought it would a fun thread to bring up. I was trying to find my last reply to 'pocolts and I saw this and stopped my search. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
