sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 OK - since there have been so many polls about the geekettes here, I say we focus on the geeks for a min. So, based on the pictures we have seen, what qualitities of each geek would you chose and put together to make the perfect geek? Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted June 8, 2006 Me + hair = perfection Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PIK 95 2 Posted June 8, 2006 You would need my brain for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 8, 2006 That is a real tough one. Since we are all 6'1, 200 lbs and full of muscle, with an IQ of 150, a salary of $250k, have big peanuses, great poker players, and can bench press 500 lbs, I don't know how you choose between us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 That is a real tough one. Since we are all 6'1, 200 lbs and full of muscle, with an IQ of 150, a salary of $250k, have big peanuses, great poker players, and can bench press 500 lbs, I don't know how you choose between us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted June 8, 2006 OK - since there have been so many polls about the geekettes here, I say we focus on the geeks for a min. So, based on the pictures we have seen, what qualitities of each geek would you chose and put together to make the perfect geek? Go! Just say Newbie, and get it over with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek I don't know, there is an awful lot in there that I disagree with... It would definitely have to be your eyes though - by a landslide.... Just say Newbie, and get it over with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 8, 2006 Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek davebg's relationship skills Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted June 8, 2006 Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek Don't forget my nipplehair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted June 8, 2006 davebg's relationship skills Torrid's political beliefs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted June 8, 2006 SWIAFP Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek you cheated, you've seen it in baseball pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 8, 2006 Torrid's political beliefs I was going to go down that road, but you could say the same for the right wing nutjobs as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 8, 2006 SWIAFP you cheated, you've seen it in baseball pants. SWIASB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted June 8, 2006 That is a real tough one. Since we are all 6'1, 200 lbs and full of muscle, with an IQ of 150, a salary of $250k, have big peanuses, great poker players, and can bench press 500 lbs, I don't know how you choose between us. I hit my sand wedge 417 yards consistently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted June 8, 2006 Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek my hatred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 SWIASB I'm afraid to ask.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy. He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. Now, that would be the ideal Geek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 71 Posted June 8, 2006 Newbie's hair in a landslide. PISL's torso Gutter's height edjr's butt redtodd's sense of humor jerryskids way with the ladies Rusty's legs owl's plumbing ability That's one hell of a Frankengeek Lovely, you've just built this guy. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted June 8, 2006 I was going to go down that road, but you could say the same for the right wing nutjobs as well. True Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. Now, that would be the ideal Geek. Now if he could sing, wow, that would be the clincher! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. Now, that would be the ideal Geek. That would be me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted June 8, 2006 A. You haven't seen my eyes. (9 out of 10) B. You definately haven't seen my butt. (10 out of 10) C. My balls sag as good as anyones. Gawrunteed! (2 for 2!) Oh, and I am 6'1", 200lbs, no idea what my IQ is, and I make about 1/5 of the aforementioned $250K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swirvenirvin 25 Posted June 8, 2006 That is a real tough one. Since we are all 6'1, 200 lbs and full of muscle, with an IQ of 150, a salary of $250k, have big peanuses, great poker players, and can bench press 500 lbs, I don't know how you choose between us. I'm 6'4'' 195 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted June 8, 2006 The ideal "geek" should certainly have patfatboys intellect and IT skillz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted June 8, 2006 Nothing about Bigtraine's neckbeard? This thread sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted June 8, 2006 How do we tell which one is edjr's face and which is his ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 A. You haven't seen my eyes. (9 out of 10)B. You definately haven't seen my butt. (10 out of 10) C. My balls sag as good as anyones. Gawrunteed! (2 for 2!) Hence the reason I included of those we have seen. If we haven't seen, we can't judge! And why is it that only geeks are posting in here, where are all the geekettes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 8, 2006 Now if he could sing, wow, that would be the clincher! I sometimes forget about some of my the ideal Geek's mad skillz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. Now, that would be the ideal Geek. Jeez, if only you threw in hot wife I think you woulda described yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted June 8, 2006 Uhh... 5'10, 230? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted June 8, 2006 my hatred You are as full of hate as Richard Simmons doped up on laughing gas. I mock your hate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigtraine 30 Posted June 8, 2006 Nothing about Bigtraine's neckbeard? This thread sucks. Acreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 8, 2006 Jeez, if only you threw in hot wife I think you woulda described yourself. I was thinking that the hot wife would be a given for a guy like I described. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 I sometimes forget about some of my the ideal Geek's mad skillz. You don't sing? Oh well, DJing is the next best thing I guess. But there is something about someone who can sing.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 8, 2006 You don't sing? Oh well, DJing is the next best thing I guess. But there is something about someone who can sing.... If I ever get you on the phone, maybe I'll sing you a tune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 If I ever get you on the phone, maybe I'll sing you a tune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
