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Having it. :dunno:

 

Doggie-type positions feel bestest.

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In a tub, sh1tting on my own face.

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In a tub, sh1tting on my own face.

 

 

That was obvious. :thumbsdown:

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That was obvious. :thumbsdown:

 

Getting it from two octagenerians (male, of course) at the same time :mad:

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her on top, facing away from me. nice a$$, thats pretty cool. doggie style, back seat of her car at my cousins wedding last weekend, that was nice. brought back lots of memories of life before our daughter.

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Getting it from two octagenerians (male, of course) at the same time ;)

 

 

Ohhhhhhhh, Lemon Party huh? :o

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:thumbsdown:

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:dunno:

 

 

wearing a ninja mask?

 

not costume...position....

 

 

her on top is :thumbsdown:

 

 

(t minus 8 before edjr comments about the guys here :( )

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I like to try to get them from behind before they can get off the see-saw, so they never see my face.

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Just had it tonight....from behind.....happy anniversary to me! :huh:

How big was the strap-on he used?

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How big was the strap-on my mom used?

I didnt think she told you about what we do........ :huh:

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I didnt think she told you about what we do........ :doh:

So you fantasize about my mom while your boyfriend plows you from behind? :huh:

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So you fantasize about my mom while I whack off in her basement :dunno:

Dude, that is just nasty. Get out of the basement every now and then and make some friends...... :blink:

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Dude, that is just nasty. Get out of the basement every now and then and make some friends...... :o

Wow, good one :dunno:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Not sure if I got a favorite, but often end up with her on her hands and knees and me from behind, doggie style. Seems when fully erect, I'm shaped like a :( and that hits her right in the spot that makes her go :o I'm all for that, so

 

:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Not sure if I got a favorite, but often end up with her on her hands and knees and me from behind, doggie style. Seems when fully erect, I'm shaped like a :banana: and that hits her right in the spot that makes her go :o I'm all for that, so

I had a girl once, bangin body, loved the cack, but every time I hit it doggystyle, her right leg would go numb :banana:

But she eventually turned into an azz whoore, so instead of me hitting it doggy in the bagina, I'd just do it in the azz and everything would be find and good :banana:

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The one that ends with me splitting her head like a ripe melon with a battle axe. I think it's called the Splitting Her Head With A Battle Axe.

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Hmm.

 

Basically any position that allows for very deep penetration...and the slower he moves it, all the better.

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Hmm.

 

Basically any position that allows for very deep penetration...and the slower he moves it, all the better.

 

Like you remember what sex is like :banana:

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Like you remember what sex is like :banana:

 

 

Like you've gotten any at all since the 7th grade.

 

<_<

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Basically any position that allows for very deep penetration...and the slower he moves it, all the better.

Two words: Kama Sutra

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The Wheel Barrel

Rabbit Ears

Huckle Butt

Swing Set

Reverse Cowboy

 

There could be more...........

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Hmm.

 

Basically any position that allows for very deep penetration...and the slower he moves it, all the better.

 

 

Mentally noted. :clap:

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The Wheel Barrel

Rabbit Ears

Huckle Butt

Swing Set

Reverse Cowboy

 

There could be more...........

:clap:

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Blind Man's Folly

 

When you think it's an Asian prostitute with a tight slick twat, but it's really an old constipated Chinese man.

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Hmm.

 

Basically any position that allows for very deep penetration...and the slower he moves it, all the better.

 

 

You look so sweet but youre so dirty........:wub:

 

I had a girl once, bangin body, loved the cack, but every time I hit it doggystyle, her right leg would go numb ;)

But she eventually turned into an azz whoore, so instead of me hitting it doggy in the bagina, I'd just do it in the azz and everything would be find and good :dunno:

If her leg was going "numb" maybe it was just you leaning on the cord that plugs her into the air compressor.

 

 

HTH

 

Like you've gotten any at all since the 7th grade.

 

:ninja:

Im sure his Unlce still visits......

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