Welcome to the bash phillybear thread before it's too late.

[wiffleball 4,658]

I guess I need to come clean about something Philly. I mean, I never thought it would get this bad.

 

But, after all the ribbing you gave me, I just decided to pull a harmless little prank.

 

I've been secretly replacing your toothpast tube with ones filled with butter cream frosting mixed with scope.

 

But as God as my witness, I never meant it to go this far.

 

I do hope you'll forgive me before you die.

 

I'd hate to be haunted by a Philltygeist.

[Eagles Green 34]

I'm going to die.

In your will, can you leave me the Rag-on-a-Stick that you wash with?

 

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Good God Man, Don't you think he's suffered enough?

[jgcrawfish 232]

So, Philly is Godzirra?

 

it's Gojira you focknut

 

Oh, and there is a distinct difference between not producing enough insulin, not accepting the insulin you produce, and doing both. Type I Diabetes and Type II Diabetes, and the misnomer of the name "adult onset diabetes" lends to quite a bit of confusion. Jay Cutler is listed as a Type II (Adult Onset) diabetic, as am I. But our disease is different at this point. Jay doesn't produce enough insulin, so he has to take insulin injections to manage his sugar levels. I produce adequate amounts of insulin, but my tissue has become resistant to it. Jay's is likely the result of something genetic, an infection that attacked his pancreas or something similar. Mine is likely the result of living too hard, drinking too much and being a fat slob. Eventually, if I don't change the aforementioned traits, my pancrease will likely putter out in insulin production and i will be insulin deficient AND insulin resistant, which is bad. That is likely what is happening to phillybear.

 

In reference to the clinical trial, if he's insulin resistant, it won't matter, because the transplanted cells in his pancreas could produce enough insulin for two people and not help if his tissue doesn't accept it. And since his body reads high sugar levels due to the resistance of the tissue to insulin, the pancreas is then prompted to push out even more insulin, effectively wearing it out again.

 

the other factor is is the liver. it stores sugars and releases them overnight. i would eat a sensible meal at night and wake up with high sugars in the morning. it was because my body would view the extended period without eating as a "fast" and release stored sugars. a small snack helps with that, usually a piece of ham w/ cheese...not anything overly carb loaded.

 

crawfish's tips for survival:

• give up caffeine, it increases blood pressure and stress levels
  
• drink water, lots of it.
  
• eat small balanced meals thru the day, not biggies
  
• eat a small snack before bed
  
• if you're going to eat poorly, walk 1 hour after eating
  
• if your body is reacting with high sugar levels, starve it for a while by getting off carbs as much as possible for about a week.
  
• pray that medical science pulls it's head out it's ass and figures out a better way to deal with this sh!t.
  

good luck man.

[kutulu 1,554]

Hey, phillydoosh, if you die, I win.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

crawfish's tips for survival:

• give up caffeine, it increases blood pressure and stress levels
  
• drink water, lots of it.
  
• eat small balanced meals thru the day, not biggies
  
• eat a small snack before bed
  
• if you're going to eat poorly, walk 1 hour after eating
  
• if your body is reacting with high sugar levels, starve it for a while by getting off carbs as much as possible for about a week.
  
• pray that medical science pulls it's head out it's ass and figures out a better way to deal with this sh!t.
  

good luck man.

How does drinking a 5th of Jack every day factor into your list?

[BiPolarBear 476]

crawfish's tips for survival:

• give up caffeine, it increases blood pressure and stress levels
  
• drink water, lots of it.
  
• eat small balanced meals thru the day, not biggies
  
• eat a small cack before bed
  
• if you're going to eat poorly, walk 1 hour after eating
  
• if your body is reacting with high sugar levels, starve it for a while by getting off carbs as much as possible for about a week.
  
• pray that medical science pulls it's head out it's ass and figures out a better way to deal with this sh!t.
  

good luck man.

 

Well, you can cross one off the list, right there.

[tikigods 76]

I never knew Curly Night was a Phillybear alias....

 

[Headslap75 0]

Don't buy any Green Bananas your posts have made me laugh over the years......enjoy the dirt nap

[Recliner Pilot 61]

I will be muchly sad if Philly gets to see Whoisjgalt before me.

 

I think I can speak for all of us when I say I agree it would be sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Voltaire 4,572]

Since you since you still have a pulse, you still have a chance to get better. Hopefully. Keep with the exercise and healthy eating.

 

If that fails, it's still nice to have so many dead hookers anxious to reunite with you in the afterlife.

[GettnHuge 1]

bump

[jvirne 0]

Good God Man, Don't you think he's suffered enough?

 

I laughed.

[GettnHuge 1]

This is your chance to do crazy stuff like it's your last day on earf. Stuff no sane man would do. Like go out and

buy dodge charger, put some awesome graphix on it then take a cruise through the woods.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

This is your chance to do crazy stuff like it's your last day on earf. Stuff no sane man would do. Like go out and

buy dodge charger, put some awesome graphix on it then take a cruise through the woods.

Don't forget all of the sparkly little LED's

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Philly sits down on the dock,

And he has just one wish,

I think that I would love to have,

A whole big mess of fish.

 

And so he grabs his fishing rod

And casts out in the sea.

And as he settles down to wait,

He thinks "Oh lucky me."

 

Look at all the little fishies,

Chomping at my hook.

All the stupid little fishies,

Coming to console me.

 

 

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J

 

:swims away:

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Philly sits down on the dock,

And he has just one wish,

I think that I would love to have,

A whole big mess of fish.

 

And so he grabs his fishing rod

And casts out in the sea.

And as he settles down to wait,

He thinks "Oh lucky me."

 

Look at all the little fishies,

Chomping at my hook.

All the stupid little fishies,

Coming to console me.

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J

 

:swims away:

 

Expected...Tasteless, but expected.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Diabetics are shifty, lazy people that smell bad and are generally a drain on society.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

How are we going to know when "it" happens?

[GettnHuge 1]

How are we going to know when "it" happens?

 

Just bookmark this page and check back to see when the status is changed to True.

[tikigods 76]

Can we chip in and buy Philly a death watch web cam? It could be along the lines of that Vegas Stripper Cam...minus the strippers and with maggots.

[GettnHuge 1]

Can we chip in and buy Philly a death watch web cam? It could be along the lines of that Vegas Stripper Cam...minus the strippers and with maggots.

 

still, how could you tell? I mean, a few of ya could be watching the cam and chatting...

Tiki: Is he still alive?

sux: he hasn't moved in 14 hours and there's maggots everywhere

Tiki: ah he's still alive

sux: yup

[Korben Dallas 0]

Quit whining...."oh whoa is me, I'm going to die...."

 

Buck up and die like a man

 

Best wishes, hope you get it under control

[OakHeadFootball 1]

I finally got to watch season 5 last week and I had a good laugh thinking about was how much bile Kate must have made you produce when she said "But what about us?" during "The Incident". I haven't been here in months since I found your blog but every time Kate is a dumb ###### all I can think about is how badly PB wants to rip off her teets.

 

Hope you get that ###### under control dude. Season 6 is going to be wack if we don't have PB reviews and "Jack sucks" moments let alone the fooked up irony that would be one of the shows biggest fans not getting to see how it all plays out this close to the end. Seriously hoping you get it under control again. Best of luck bro.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

still, how could you tell? I mean, a few of ya could be watching the cam and chatting...

Tiki: Is he still alive?

sux: he hasn't moved in 14 hours and there's maggots everywhere

Tiki: ah he's still alive

sux: yup

 

 

This made me seriously lol

[jets24 6]

When you reach your destination, do me a favor and say hi to GiantsFan's brother.

 

Also, bring some ice cubes with you. It's hot down there.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

When you reach your destination, do me a favor and say hi to GiantsFan's brother.

 

Also, bring some ice cubes with you. It's hot down there.

 

:reported:

 

 

Funny, but :reported:

[jets24 6]

:reported:

Funny, but :reported:

[GettnHuge 1]

 

This made me seriously lol

 

I almost added 'voided his bowels' but it woulda rooned the punchline for sure.

[DuckStupid 40]

jg craw makes sence pb. I'd suggest you lilsten to him. Wiffle's a fraud, ignore him. As a parent of a child with Type 1 dlabetes, I hope and pray you take care of yourself. We don't need another geek dieing from this sh!T.

[jgcrawfish 232]

jg craw makes sence pb. I'd suggest you lilsten to him. Wiffle's a fraud, ignore him. As a parent of a child with Type 1 dlabetes, I hope and pray you take care of yourself. We don't need another geek dieing from this sh!T.

 

about wiff, but i hate the fact that i got this sh!t and not a day goes by that I don't regret living a bit too hard when i was young. i just hope i'm around long enough to see my kids grow up and have families of their own and still actually be able to see it, and walk, and not piss my pants.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

I almost added 'voided his bowels' but it woulda rooned the punchline for sure.

 

True dat...It was quite complete the way you werded it.

BTW, I hear that Letterman has a new opening for writers....Mebbe you ought to apply

[naomi 347]

Sux tdz pm to come.

 

Philly, hope you're actually going to be alright, hang in there. P's.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Sux tdz pm to come.

 

Philly, hope you're actually going to be alright, hang in there. P's.

I'm going to bed now, but I'll read it in the morning.

[shotsup 832]

How does drinking a 5th of Jack every day factor into your list?

 

just a 5th ? Amateur

[Franknbeans 46]

choke on a twinkie fatass

[kutulu 1,554]

This is so sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought we were gonna be able to bash him physically.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Thoughts and prayers for you, phillybear. Do all you can for yourself and be safe.

[kutulu 1,554]

All these well wishes and prayers for philly are making me sick. That's the last thing this dooshbag wants on his deathbed. Does anybody have his address so I can send him bouquet of dead cats who died from feline AIDS?

[surferskin 30]

I keep getting 'em actually. Thanks for caring. I just booked a wedding for August that will keep me from going to Virginia Beach as previously planned, but oh well. Also picked up a car show in three weeks.

 

Thanks again.

VA beach??? Wow...when???