Do you have any weird obsesions?

[Yer mom 2]

If I dont floss my teeths twice a day, I feel off. Thtes weird. What makes you a weirdo?

[Saint Elistan 106]

I haven't always played...but I have always paid:

 

I've had an active World of Warcraft account since Fall 2004.

 

$15 a month. Feels good to get that off my chest.

[sheadtoo 1]

I would rather share my tooth brush than my chap stick....with anyone....

[kilroy69 1,251]

I make it a point to fock every woman I date in the asss at least once.

 

I take 2 showers a day every day. Once when I get up and once just before I go to sleep.

 

I love redheads. Always have. A redhead makes my head snap around like I was possessed.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

I like plucking nosehairs (mine) to make me sneeze

[Vikings4ever 550]

I can't help but pick at any scabs I have.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

I can't help but pick at any scabs I have.

The best ones are the scabs on the shin...They bleed best

[BLS 314]

I love girls in a french braid.

[jvirne 0]

I like to rub my fingers between my toes, then inhale the scent. It produces minor euphoria.

 

I have to pick at pilled blankets. Those little fuzzy things. I pick and pick at them incessantly until away from the blanket. Sometimes I don't even realize I'm doing it.

 

Two years ago I bought my wife a pair of sexy wool-knit pants at The Limited. They miraculously began pill in the crotch after a couple washes. Picking them is virtual crack for me.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

I love french guys

Not to be confused with french fries

[Me_2006 14]

I brush my teeth in the shower or else they don't feel clean.

[kilroy69 1,251]

I brush my teeth in the shower or else they don't feel clean.

Haha So do I. I also shave in the shower with a fogless mirror.

[hellothere 1]

i MUST shower within 15 minutes of waking up or i feel dirty and gross all day.

[jvirne 0]

I have to sit in a booth or a corner table at a restaurant, preferably with my back to a wall.

 

If the host brings me to a center table, I'll walk out.

[gocolts 300]

i MUST shower within 15 minutes of waking up or i feel dirty and gross all day.

I feel dirty and gross all day too, I just don't give a fock. You ought to see these looks I get in Walmart after about day 3.

 

 

[RicemanX 20]

The first one I've thought of:

 

- I've had the same DJ headphone for about 8 years. EVERY gig I do, I have to kiss my headphones before I start the music.

[gocolts 300]

The first one I've thought of:

 

- I've had the same DJ headphone for about 8 years. EVERY gig I do, I have to kiss my headphones before I start the music.

Your friends prolly know this and rub their sweaty balls on these headphones every chance they get. Just FYI.

[CantTouchThis 23]

I only shave in the shower, i don't think that is too weird. I have never used shaving cream to shave. That might be a little more weird.

 

I always sleep with the fan(box fan, on high) on, i thought this was really unique until the issue come up with other people, it turns out quite a few people do this. I would say like 15% of people do this. The only time i don't is when i am camping, in which case the noises of nature are suffice. I just need a constant, steady sound, i can't stand the sound of silence.

 

Another one i just realized, i always have to have to TV on when i am in the living room(apartment or parent's house). Sometimes i have no clue what is on the TV cause i am doing stuff on here, sometimes i am watching shows on here while the TV is on . I think that is also because of the silence, because i will turn off the TV only when there is music being played.

 

I have one that apparently many people on here will find gross. I think i have showered in the morning(or afternoon) after waking up maybe 3 times ever. I always shower after working out or playing basketball or running, only when i am sweaty. If i am not sweaty or dirty, i feel like it's a waste of water. If i happen to have not worked out or played basketball or something that day, which is rare, i usually don't shower . I don't know why, i feel like showering when you are not dirty or sweaty or smelly is a waste. When i go camping, i go a week or more without showering, brushing my teeth, shaving, ect. So awesome to be honest. Really, until about 60-70 years ago, people would shower/bath maybe once a week, if that. Then we had a period in the 60s/70s where obviously showering was frowned upon by many(damn hippies). The history of personal hygiene is interesting.

[SUXBNME 1,507]

I have to sit in a booth or a corner table at a restaurant, preferably with my back to a wall.

Same here

[BLS 314]

I won't wear the same shirt, socks, or underwear, regardless of how long I've worn them (even if just for a few minutes), after I shower.

But I'll wear the same pair of jeans for a week straight.

 

I look at every person when I walk into a building and look for people who might be a problem/threat.

 

I watch people out of the corner of my eye whenever they approach me from behind or the sides. In a parking lot, I will watch them in my car windows.

 

Whenever I sit down to eat lunch at a restaurant or fast food place, I have to organize everything. Drink and napkins on the right. Lay the wrapping for my sandwich out, fold to size, lay out side "dish" on the wrapping as well. Condiments to my upper left, newspaper to my far left.

 

I won't eat anything in the fridge if it's expired. Even ketchup or mustard. NOTHING. I simply throw it away.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,446]

Setting the alarm and then locking the front door. I change it up every week. I'll knock on the door three times after locking the door week one. The next week, I'll sing a song about locking the door after I've locked the door. Week three, I'll punch myself in the nuts to remind me I've locked the door. Week four, I do all of the above. Rinse, recycle, and repeat the aboved mentioned actions. Other than that, I'm good!

 

I also wipe my d!ck on the drapes to prove I came after the ses. No leaky! This old house.

[shotsup 832]

I have to sit in a booth or a corner table at a restaurant, preferably with my back to a wall.

 

If the host brings me to a center table, I'll walk out.

 

Done time in the big house ?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,446]

Same here

 

 

I have never sat in or at a table where I can't see the coming ang goings of the crowd. I also have never not pissed in a restaurant, bar, or any venue in my entire life. Made at least one trip to the john.

[naomi 356]

Just wondering on a daily basis what's going on with a group of mostly 35+ year old men congregated on the web, all fans of a sport I don't follow.

[bweiser831 0]

I feel dirty and gross all day too, I just don't give a fock. You ought to see these looks I get in Walmart after about day 3.

 

 

 

i don't get 2 days in a row off that often.

 

but i probably only shower on about half my days off.

[Yer mom 2]

If the host brings me to a center table, I'll walk out.

 

For whtaever reason, this just made me spit liquid out my mouf, funny as all hell! Its your world sir, were just visiting.

[jvirne 0]

I always sleep with the fan(box fan, on high) on, i thought this was really unique until the issue come up with other people, it turns out quite a few people do this. I would say like 15% of people do this. The only time i don't is when i am camping, in which case the noises of nature are suffice. I just need a constant, steady sound, i can't stand the sound of silence.

 

I started doing this in grad school when I had noisy neighbors.

 

Then I found something similar to this. It's an alarm clock radio that plays nature sounds. I put the rain or ocean waves on through the night. It's nicer than the fan and doesn't chill the room in the winter.

 

[jvirne 0]

I look at every person when I walk into a building and look for people who might be a problem/threat.

 

I watch people out of the corner of my eye whenever they approach me from behind or the sides. In a parking lot, I will watch them in my car windows.

 

Whenever I sit down to eat lunch at a restaurant or fast food place, I have to organize everything. Drink and napkins on the right. Lay the wrapping for my sandwich out, fold to size, lay out side "dish" on the wrapping as well. Condiments to my upper left, newspaper to my far left.

 

I won't eat anything in the fridge if it's expired. Even ketchup or mustard. NOTHING. I simply throw it away.

 

Illuminating and unsurprising.

[jvirne 0]

Done time in the big house ?

 

Never. Well, except the night I spent in the tank for walking drunk in a graveyard. But that's another story.

[heavy-set 39]

i rip my nose hairs out with my fingers

 

i have to double and triple check if i locked the door and truned off the stove before leaving for work

[jvirne 0]

For whtaever reason, this just made me spit liquid out my mouf, funny as all hell! Its your world sir, were just visiting.

 

You laugh, my wife cries.

 

To be honest, I've *mostly* gotten over this restaurant one. I'll grit my teeth and sit at a middle table if I have to.

 

It was a big deal when I lived in Los Angeles though. In dense cities (like NYC, Chicago, LA) restaurants try to pack you in like sardines, so they'll line up 5 or 6 twin-seating tables like 6 inches from each other. There's no way I would dine with strangers 6 inches on either side of me. How do you have a conversation like that?

 

I walked out on a hostess seven or eight times during my three years in LA. No words, just turned and walked the fock out. My wife would shake her head, but she kinda understood. If we're paying money to go out, shouldn't we have a nice time dining?

[jvirne 0]

Most people go to parks or beaches to read on sunny days.

 

I go to crowded urban areas. I sit with a book and intermittently read and people watch for hours.

[RLLD 4,237]

I post here

[supermike80 1,922]

I also sleep with a fan, which I have inherited from my wife.

And that means EVERYWHERE(when I am with her). Camping? Better have a site with electricity. Hotel rooms etc. We ALWAYS bring a fan.

When I travel alone, usually the air register in the hotel room works well enough for me.

 

I will not, ever, get my haircut from someone who doesn't have a license. I realize thats stupid, but it is what it is.

[NewbieJr 541]

I look at every person when I walk into a building and look for people who might be a problem/threat.

 

I watch people out of the corner of my eye whenever they approach me from behind or the sides. In a parking lot, I will watch them in my car windows.

Wow, dude. You are a certifiable mental patient. Between these confessions and your bomb shelters/weapon collection, you suffer extreme paranoia.

 

HAve you ever thought of counseling??

 

Seriously, your life could be so much better. It's horrible living life thinking people are out to get you.

[jvirne 0]

Between these confessions and your bomb shelters/weapon collection, you suffer extreme paranoia.

 

HAve you ever thought of counseling??

 

Seriously, your life could be so much better. It's horrible living life thinking people are out to get you.

 

I didn't want to say it, but I agree. BLS could use a little mellow in his life.

 

The world isn't out to get you, despite what the evening news wants you to think.

[joeshushu 51]

I always go to bed with Art Bell's show running on the radio. I guess it's George Noory's Coast to Coast show now.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

I lift the toilet seat up to see what's under it before I sit. I always think something might be under it like a spider or splatter from the previous tenant.

 

I never open any bathroom door from the inside with my hands, nor flush a public toilet with my hands. I either use my feet or a wad of paper towels. I freakin hate it when I walk in, and the bathroom has an air dryer!

 

I tattle on all men at work who I see walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I see you do it, I won't shake your hand ever again! And neither will anyone else at work. You're focking gross!

 

I think I have a thing about germs....

[BLS 314]

I didn't want to say it, but I agree. BLS could use a little mellow in his life.

 

The world isn't out to get you, despite what the evening news wants you to think.

 

 

I have absolutely zero idea how to relax.

 

Unless I'm dead tired I can't even take a nap on a weekend.

 

I fully realize that my situational awareness behavior is not normal. I wish I could just be more ignorant of everything around me, but I'm struggling to do so.

 

Boozing/fishing/hanging with good friends is the only time I'm relaxed.

 

Oh, I forgot to add that I habitually check to make sure my phone is on my hip and my wallet is in my back right pocket everytime I go into or out of a store, car or home.

[Cruzer 1,995]

I've a wee touch of OCD I think:

 

* Toothpaste tube must be evenly rolled up beore use - never squeezed from the middle.

* Pin all my socks 2gether before going into the laundry.

* All lids, caps, dispenser must be free of gunk before use - like mustard or ketchup bottles, dishwashing soap caps, etc.