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Forsett In Her Butt

 

Multiple Score-osis (or scoregasms)

 

Anyone have some more current funny team names??

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Forsett In Her Butt

 

Multiple Score-osis (or scoregasms)

 

Anyone have some more current funny team names??

 

 

I will be " dropping a doucet" on my league mates this year

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Stolen obviously.....but who cares..

 

 

 

50. To Hell in a Hank Baskett

49. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

48. Forgetting Brandon Marshall

47. Orton Hears a Who

46. When in Romo

45. Scratching Your Cotchery

44. “Oh my god, they killed Henne” (got your back South Park fans)

43. Mr. Rogers Tundra

42. Big Easy Breesey

41. Driving with Donte’

40. Revis and Butthead (an oldie but a goodie)

39. Tennessee Brought Hasselbeck

38. Casselblanca

37. You Down with DRC?

36. Corn on the Schaub

35. The Gates of Hell

34. Green Dream Team

33. All Along the Hightower

32. Unga! Unga! Unga!

31. Dezzie Does Dallas

30. So You Think You Can Dansby

29. Gimme Some Flacco

28. Boss Hog and the Smiths

27. Legadu My Eggo

26. Gridiron Brothel

25. TDs and Beer

24. The Foggy Suh

23. Favre Dollar Footlongs

22. The Young and the Rothlisberger

21. Poon Jabbers

20. Mark’s Dirty Sanchez

19. A Rivers Run Suh It

18. Cowboys and Redskins

17. 4th and Drunk

16. Flock of Eagles

15. Burressted Development

14. I’ve Got the Clapp!

13. Ta’ufo’ou wha?????

12. “I Gant Do it Captain!”

11. My Tight End and Your First and Long

10. Take A Chansi and Don’t Get Stucki

9. Hoomanawannanother?

8. A Kolb Day in Hell

7. Action Jackson

6. Billy Volek Still Plays?

5. End Zone Divas

4. The Graham Crackers

3. Stop, Drop and Rolle

2. A Christian to Ponder

1. Multiple Scorgasims

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Forsett In Her Butt

 

Multiple Score-osis (or scoregasms)

 

Anyone have some more current funny team names??

 

mine for last 12 years - Suk My Ditka

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The ConVicks

No Suh for you

Cry me a Rivers

 

:pointstosky: I like this :doublethumbsup:

 

League i just joined i am now NOSTRADAMUS EFFECT.......THE END IS NEAR

 

Yes i probably watch too much History Channel :dunno:

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It's sick, but I still like the Terri Schiavo Experience.

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Two of my teams this year...."Mexican Leaf Blowerz","Fighting Sryup Gatherers".........and "Hands off my Chalupa",was forced to have a spanish name for that league.

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2 Girls & a Kolb

 

White Cassel

 

Book of Eli....Manning

 

Schaub on my Kolb

 

The Jackson 4

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Yeah.. Does best fantasy football name have to mean a bad play on words? Not going to say mine is the best but i enjoy frozenbeernuts.

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I guess that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...... most of those names are pretty lame.

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Shagga Likes Axes

Kingslayers

Fighting Imps & Black Bastards

 

there's a specific reference if you can't tell

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Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Best part is you can sing it to everyone at the draft and pixx them off :banana:

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Smokin' Bowes Drinkin' Fortes

Dude in my league had that name last year! F.kin boss.

 

 

Not sayin' they're the 'best,' but my team names the last few years:

 

8 In The Box

Jumbo Package

Waiver Wire Wonders

WWJD (Who Would Jesus Draft)?

My Hardc8ck*

 

*only because it would say 'My Hardc8ck beat team X,' or 'team X beat My Hardc8ck,' harhar.

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Smokin' Bowes Drinkin' Fortes

 

Thats pretty damn good. I may have to borrow that one.

 

 

How about CAMEL TOE COWBOYS :dunno:

 

Even have a Team LOGO for ya CAMEL TOE COWBOYS

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Mine from last year: Lovin Rex's LapBand

This year: Tashard's Pro Choice

 

A few I've seen in my leagues this year: Self Inflicted Gun Shot Wounds, Tebow's Youth Group, Revis and Butthead

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My friend's team is I love BJs...not sure if he means that he likes giving them or getting them... :unsure:

 

WhoresCollarTackle

 

And my other friends is the Cuban Raft Riders with a bunch of Cubans trying to get across the border in a raft...pretty good lol. :thumbsup:

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