thePRO 78 Posted August 1, 2011 Forsett In Her Butt Multiple Score-osis (or scoregasms) Anyone have some more current funny team names?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flgatorguy87 160 Posted August 1, 2011 Forsett In Her Butt Multiple Score-osis (or scoregasms) Anyone have some more current funny team names?? I will be " dropping a doucet" on my league mates this year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inhiding 0 Posted August 1, 2011 The Kolb Blockers, or the Kolb Gobblers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted August 5, 2011 WineHouse of Pain Addai'd in Your Arms Tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoLions 0 Posted August 5, 2011 LOCKOUTwithmyCOCKOUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thePRO 78 Posted August 5, 2011 I saw McNair's Pistol Offense in my league. Lol so mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoLions 0 Posted August 5, 2011 The ConVicks No Suh for you Cry me a Rivers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted August 5, 2011 Stolen obviously.....but who cares.. 50. To Hell in a Hank Baskett 49. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi 48. Forgetting Brandon Marshall 47. Orton Hears a Who 46. When in Romo 45. Scratching Your Cotchery 44. “Oh my god, they killed Henne” (got your back South Park fans) 43. Mr. Rogers Tundra 42. Big Easy Breesey 41. Driving with Donte’ 40. Revis and Butthead (an oldie but a goodie) 39. Tennessee Brought Hasselbeck 38. Casselblanca 37. You Down with DRC? 36. Corn on the Schaub 35. The Gates of Hell 34. Green Dream Team 33. All Along the Hightower 32. Unga! Unga! Unga! 31. Dezzie Does Dallas 30. So You Think You Can Dansby 29. Gimme Some Flacco 28. Boss Hog and the Smiths 27. Legadu My Eggo 26. Gridiron Brothel 25. TDs and Beer 24. The Foggy Suh 23. Favre Dollar Footlongs 22. The Young and the Rothlisberger 21. Poon Jabbers 20. Mark’s Dirty Sanchez 19. A Rivers Run Suh It 18. Cowboys and Redskins 17. 4th and Drunk 16. Flock of Eagles 15. Burressted Development 14. I’ve Got the Clapp! 13. Ta’ufo’ou wha????? 12. “I Gant Do it Captain!” 11. My Tight End and Your First and Long 10. Take A Chansi and Don’t Get Stucki 9. Hoomanawannanother? 8. A Kolb Day in Hell 7. Action Jackson 6. Billy Volek Still Plays? 5. End Zone Divas 4. The Graham Crackers 3. Stop, Drop and Rolle 2. A Christian to Ponder 1. Multiple Scorgasims Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralphster 274 Posted August 5, 2011 Purple Drank Bros before Shiancoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted August 5, 2011 Favre Dollar Footlongs Haha, I like that one. Good list! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Da_Bears 14 Posted August 5, 2011 Forsett In Her Butt Multiple Score-osis (or scoregasms) Anyone have some more current funny team names?? mine for last 12 years - Suk My Ditka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Striker99 0 Posted August 5, 2011 DoUsaFavreandRetire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msudavedawg 5 Posted August 5, 2011 Favre's Junk Shots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PATSSOX 22 Posted August 5, 2011 The ConVicks No Suh for you Cry me a Rivers I like this League i just joined i am now NOSTRADAMUS EFFECT.......THE END IS NEAR Yes i probably watch too much History Channel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tecklc2112 7 Posted August 6, 2011 Victorious Secret Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted August 6, 2011 It's sick, but I still like the Terri Schiavo Experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msudavedawg 5 Posted August 6, 2011 One of the Classics: Touched by an Uncle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flgatorguy87 160 Posted August 6, 2011 Droppin' a Doucet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hurricaneboy 0 Posted August 7, 2011 Two of my teams this year...."Mexican Leaf Blowerz","Fighting Sryup Gatherers".........and "Hands off my Chalupa",was forced to have a spanish name for that league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted August 7, 2011 2 Girls & a Kolb White Cassel Book of Eli....Manning Schaub on my Kolb The Jackson 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted August 7, 2011 Yeah.. Does best fantasy football name have to mean a bad play on words? Not going to say mine is the best but i enjoy frozenbeernuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sgumm23 2 Posted August 7, 2011 Taste Dwayne Bowe I'm thinkin RBs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huskerinct 1 Posted August 7, 2011 I guess that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...... most of those names are pretty lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jls8421 3 Posted August 7, 2011 PhoQueueBassTurds.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quickolas1 80 Posted August 7, 2011 Shagga Likes Axes Kingslayers Fighting Imps & Black Bastards there's a specific reference if you can't tell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted August 7, 2011 Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe Best part is you can sing it to everyone at the draft and pixx them off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lexdizzle 1 Posted August 7, 2011 MERRIMAN?ThatsGrossman! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c_Weezie 3 Posted August 9, 2011 Smokin' Bowes Drinkin' Fortes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jedi Sensei 17 Posted August 9, 2011 Smokin' Bowes Drinkin' Fortes Dude in my league had that name last year! F.kin boss. Not sayin' they're the 'best,' but my team names the last few years: 8 In The Box Jumbo Package Waiver Wire Wonders WWJD (Who Would Jesus Draft)? My Hardc8ck* *only because it would say 'My Hardc8ck beat team X,' or 'team X beat My Hardc8ck,' harhar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fantasysheep314 0 Posted August 9, 2011 LincolnPark Gangstaz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PATSSOX 22 Posted August 9, 2011 Smokin' Bowes Drinkin' Fortes Thats pretty damn good. I may have to borrow that one. How about CAMEL TOE COWBOYS Even have a Team LOGO for ya CAMEL TOE COWBOYS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squintz82 45 Posted August 9, 2011 Dixon your mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vamosvaqueros 0 Posted August 9, 2011 Mine from last year: Lovin Rex's LapBand This year: Tashard's Pro Choice A few I've seen in my leagues this year: Self Inflicted Gun Shot Wounds, Tebow's Youth Group, Revis and Butthead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thePRO 78 Posted August 9, 2011 My friend's team is I love BJs...not sure if he means that he likes giving them or getting them... WhoresCollarTackle And my other friends is the Cuban Raft Riders with a bunch of Cubans trying to get across the border in a raft...pretty good lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Zeke 0 Posted August 18, 2011 Z-ness Envy (my nickname is Zeke or Z) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry David 20 Posted August 18, 2011 Doberman Punchers (Michael Vick teams only) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites