tikigods 76 Posted August 29, 2012 Ass kissers at work. "I told you so" guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted August 29, 2012 All of you Godless b@stards here at FFtoday annoy me. You guys don't know your elbows from your @ssholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,811 Posted August 29, 2012 The person who "replies to all" with compelling comments like "thanks!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted August 29, 2012 All of you Godless b@stards here at FFtoday annoy me. You guys don't know your elbows from your @ssholes. That's easy, everyone knows you can't whistle "Dixie" out your elbow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted August 29, 2012 So you're saying that you're GFIAFP. Got it. Not sure what you're talking about, Flabby Back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted August 29, 2012 people who use speaker phone to check their voice mail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted August 29, 2012 Dumbass lawn mowing services that don't teach their dumbass employees that you don't mow with the thrower facing a city street where rocks and sh!t can hit someone's new vehicle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted August 29, 2012 Dumbass lawn mowing services that don't teach their dumbass employees that you don't mow with the thrower facing a city street where rocks and sh!t can hit someone's new vehicle. lazy-ass suburbanites who don't cut their own grass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted August 29, 2012 People who say "ASAP" but pronounce it as a word, instead of saying each letter. I need that aysap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 485 Posted August 29, 2012 People who buy those portable basketball hoops and put them in the front driveway. I love it when a high wind knocks them over and it focks up their car. Have you ever noticed that a lot of times the people who live next door buy one too? Really trashes out a nice neighborhood. Why don't they put them on the back patio? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted August 29, 2012 Inspirational/religious/political pictures/messages on my facebook feed. The only thing I feel inspired to do after seeing these is punch you in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted August 29, 2012 People who don't like animals that come to your house and then get annoyed at your cat/dog when it comes over to "greet" them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 29, 2012 People who don't like animals that come to your house and then get annoyed at your cat/dog when it comes over to "greet" them. I respectively decline the invitation now....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted August 29, 2012 Parents who are competitive with their kids. The type who will be screaming at little league games, wasting hundreds on beauty pageants, or bragging about their kids at work. I had a neighbor whose son was my age and the mother used to always brag about the kid to my mom. Telling her that Brian was testing at a genius level and shiit like that. I was the youngest of five so my mom was like 'whatever' . Latest I heard about my genius neighbor is that he is a heroin addict. No one thinks he'll reach 30. People who write checks in the grocery check out line. I'll give most of the old folks a pass on this but if you are under 50, u should be using a card or cash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 29, 2012 People who buy those portable basketball hoops and put them in the front driveway. I love it when a high wind knocks them over and it focks up their car. Have you ever noticed that a lot of times the people who live next door buy one too? Really trashes out a nice neighborhood. Why don't they put them on the back patio? Good one. Even worse than that are the tiny ass trampolines with the ghey safety net around them. My neigbor had one, and every stiff wind I have to go weigh it down with rocks before it blows off the hill into my focking house. Next time I'm just gonna slash it. Oh and my #1... Total strangers who ask you "have you heard about Jesus Christ" or hand you Jehovas Witness phamplets in public. I HATE these fockers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted August 30, 2012 this doesnt annoy me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPIYe6trTSI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,446 Posted August 30, 2012 Lefties that will call a white guy every derogatory name in the book on a message bored but then don't use derogatory insesitive terms about miorities. Biggest poosay fawking homos you'll ever meet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted August 30, 2012 GFIAFP annoys the piss out of me.....only when he kills threads. He can be entertaining unless he does his typical bullcrap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,811 Posted August 30, 2012 People who don't like animals that come to your house and then get annoyed at your opossum when it comes over to "greet" them. Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,368 Posted August 30, 2012 Neighbor across the street who doesn't take care of his lawn, in our nice neighborhood. Lady at work that types really loud. She knows she's doing it. b!tch Same lady can't pick up her receiver on her phone to turn DND on or off so we all get to hear the two loud beeps. People who don't signal, people who reduce their speed by 10 mph for no apparent reason at all. That's right, I'm honking at you now and riding your azz. People that drive slow and then when you try to get around them speed up and drive close to the car next to them. OK, I kind of do that, but never below the speed limit. If you do it to me I'll road rage you and your dumb car out of my way. People that cross over the line, even a little on a curve. People that drive slow, often on the cell phone, often a woman; guy on cell phone is worse. Tailgaters. Back off b!tch. It's always a woman. Don't F with my on the road, I always win in the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted August 30, 2012 People who don't like animals that come to your house and then get annoyed at your cat/dog when it comes over to "greet" them. Leg humping is the wrong way to greet someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted August 30, 2012 Leg humping is the wrong way to greet someone. Not in my house. :lakeo'fire: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted August 30, 2012 Not in my house. :lakeo'fire: PM an address please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 30, 2012 Not in my house. :lakeo'fire: Then I'll be there on Friday as planned from your PM. Fax me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted August 30, 2012 N People that drive slow and then when you try to get around them speed up and drive close to the car next to them. I do this a lot. I so enjoy spinning up type-A drivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted August 30, 2012 night shifts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 30, 2012 Women with twats as wide as a hallway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted August 31, 2012 That fat ass waiting for the closer parking spot...no unnecessary cardio needed here! Instead of taking the open spot 5 slots down, they wait patiently for someone to get in their car and back out so they can have the closer spot, sometimes causing a line of cars to back up behind them not considering others. No really, as long as YOURE good, the rest of us will be fine...you phuckin.... People who cant "Refresh" in conversations. If something didnt go EXACTLY as they hoped, they carry over the same shitty attitude into a completely different topic. Nothing makes me want to punch someone harder. Some of you asswholes here do this, fix it. When Ghey Friday is not acknowledged at FFToday with consistency. Are you kidding me? What else do they have to do for a pat on the bottom? Unbelieveable. Unexcusable. Unacceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 558 Posted August 31, 2012 That fat ass waiting for the closer parking spot...no unnecessary cardio needed here! Instead of taking the open spot 5 slots down, they wait patiently for someone to get in their car and back out so they can have the closer spot, sometimes causing a line of cars to back up behind them not considering others. No really, as long as YOURE good, the rest of us will be fine...you phuckin.... People who cant "Refresh" in conversations. If something didnt go EXACTLY as they hoped, they carry over the same shitty attitude into a completely different topic. Nothing makes me want to punch someone harder. Some of you asswholes here do this, fix it. When Ghey Friday is not acknowledged at FFToday with consistency. Are you kidding me? What else do they have to do for a pat on the bottom? Unbelieveable. Unexcusable. Unacceptable. All that yapping ain't getting my sammich made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted August 31, 2012 All that yapping ain't getting my sammich made. I only respond to MEATLOAF!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 527 Posted August 31, 2012 I only respond to MEATLOAF!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 558 Posted August 31, 2012 I only respond to MEATLOAF!!! Ok, then get in that kitchen like a bat out of hell and make me a sammich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,269 Posted August 31, 2012 Naggers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted August 31, 2012 Ok, then get in that kitchen like a bat out of hell and make me a sammich. He said make 3 sammitches ... you can have 1 because ... because 2 out of 3 aint bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted August 31, 2012 Manic pedophiles who frequent fantasy football boreds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,368 Posted August 31, 2012 Ha, I was just going to say GFIAFP after visiting here this afternoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eaglecrusherspart2 2 Posted September 1, 2012 People that cut you off when you leave a car length or less in front of you. After they cut you off, they quickly apply the brakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 2, 2012 That fat ass waiting for the closer parking spot...no unnecessary cardio needed here! Instead of taking the open spot 5 slots down, they wait patiently for someone to get in their car and back out so they can have the closer spot, sometimes causing a line of cars to back up behind them not considering others. No really, as long as YOURE good, the rest of us will be fine...you phuckin.... People who cant "Refresh" in conversations. If something didnt go EXACTLY as they hoped, they carry over the same shitty attitude into a completely different topic. Nothing makes me want to punch someone harder. Some of you asswholes here do this, fix it. When Ghey Friday is not acknowledged at FFToday with consistency. Are you kidding me? What else do they have to do for a pat on the bottom? Unbelieveable. Unexcusable. Unacceptable. It especially annoys me when people do the parking stalker thing at the gym. Like "hey focko, you are about to go run five miles on a focking treadmill, I don't think 50 yards through a parking lot will kill you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
