What's The Low Point In Life, Worst Sentence You Can Hear?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

Were with the goverment and we're here to help you.

[flap 1]

"Corporations are people, my friend..."

[edjr 5,625]

you lucked out this time, it's herpes and not hiv

[The Elevator Killer 497]

We interupt this broadcast of Monday Night Football...

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Mr edjr, it's a boy.

[Big Blue 06 195]

"Hi, I just moved in next door. Did I ever tell you about the time I saved a bunch of people on 9/11?"

[SUXBNME 1,348]

What's this geek club you're talking about, and where do I sign up?

[hoytdwow 202]

"I regret to inform you that you've been transferred to New Orleans."

[The Elevator Killer 497]

"Hi, I just moved in next door. Did I ever tell you about the time I saved a bunch of people on 9/11?"

 

[JT 137]

"My name's Jerry, I just moved into the neighborhood and I'm mandated by the court to tell you that...Hey, I know that kid!"

[OilFieldTrash 0]

"I regret to inform you that you've been transferred to New Orleans."

 

:thumbsdown:

[Vikings4ever 496]

You are now entering Detroit

[jets24 6]

Good job. Good effort.

[Bert 1,101]

Dad I'd like to introduce you to my life partner, Steve.

[hoytdwow 202]

:thumbsdown:

I know, right? What a shithole

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

I know, right? What a shithole

 

 

There's a band here that needs an Ace Freely. You in?

[shotsup 832]

LAST CALL

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm gonna give an honest response. Imagine being wrongly convicted of a crime and hearing the judge say, "I hearby sentence you to death."

 

That'd be pretty bad.

 

Not as bad as when they pull the switch ... but still pretty bad.

[OilFieldTrash 0]

I know, right? What a shithole

Ever visit N.O.? Highly doubt it and I suggest you do sometime in your life. Great place

[Giants Fan 85]

Let's be honest. Louisiana is a feckin swamp. All of it. People need to move out of there, let nature do it's thing.

[Voltaire 4,573]

You've been stop-lossed and your ETS date has been postponed indefinitely.

[Mungwater 588]

You've been stop-lossed and your ETS date has been postponed indefinitely.

 

I've actually heard that once, its not so bad, went into the reserves after, I now only have four years until I can retire, goes by fast

[OilFieldTrash 0]

"Hi, I just met you and this is crazy, but I am pregnant and IT'S YO BABY!"

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC."

[IGotWorms 3,387]

I'm gonna give an honest response. Imagine being wrongly convicted of a crime and hearing the judge say, "I hearby sentence you to death."

 

That'd be pretty bad.

 

Not as bad as when they pull the switch ... but still pretty bad.

 

I've been in a courtroom when a death sentence was handed down. Really sucks the air out of the room. Your immediate reaction is to leave and go somewhere you can be alone.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

Let's be honest. Louisiana is a feckin swamp. All of it. People need to move out of there, let nature do it's thing.

 

 

Have you ever stolen a cantelope and drawn a picture of your dads d!ck on it?

[gocolts 300]

"President OBama has won his bid for reelection."

[tikigods 76]

"Honey, I just bought tickets to see Dane Cook."

[shotsup 832]

I've been in a courtroom when a death sentence was handed down. Really sucks the air out of the room. Your immediate reaction is to leave and go somewhere you can be alone.

 

Remind me to never ever hire you

[southcarolina 166]

"i do"

 

 

 

/chicken dinner

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'm gonna give an honest response. Imagine being wrongly convicted of a crime and hearing the judge say, "I hearby sentence you to death."

 

That'd be pretty bad.

 

Not as bad as when they pull the switch ... but still pretty bad.

 

If I were convicted of murder, I'd be begging to be sentenced to death. Never getting out of prison anyway, and death row is solitary confinement, where at least I don't get assraped daily.

[jerryskids 5,295]

Remind me to never ever hire you

 

[pt_mck 7]

"Don't worry about it"

[IGotWorms 3,387]

Remind me to never ever hire you

 

I don't do DUIs.

[Voltaire 4,573]

Pretty much any computer error message. After an hour or so of using the help funtion and reading the tutorials, I never, ever solve my problem, am still totally confused, and always wind up wanting to either toss the computer out the windown or else put a bullet in my head. None of the people who write that stuff have any clue how to offer instructions to tech-stoopid people.

 

Instead of ever solving tech problems, I always give up and do without.

[patweisers44 709]

I have some bad news for you, you've shot off your ##### and testicles.

[shotsup 832]

I don't do DUIs.

 

but you do let clients get die