Fattest Guys in Fantasy Football

[TheUsualSuspect 207]

After I watched Mike Tolbert roll into the end zone for Carolina today, and Terrell Suggs having a heart attack on the Ravens sideline, it gave me an idea to start this thread...

 

Give me a list of some of the most FAT players in the league that score... or sometimes don't score on our fantasy teams.

 

This means, exclude O Lineman because they are not on our teams and well... are suppose to be FAT. We can include Defensive players as I know some of us draft individually on Defense and not team. Also, these players do not necessarily have to be the heaviest in the league... just disgustingly FAT.

 

I challenge you to name a RB shorter and fatter than Mike Tolbert... Past or Present...Go!

[swirvenirvin 25]

the fridge perry

[stonewall 647]

"Fat" Mike Williams.

 

David Boston

 

Jumbo Elliot

 

"Land-Whale" White

[ACDC27 0]

Craig "iron head" Heyward.

[TheUsualSuspect 207]

"Fat" Mike Williams.

 

David Boston

 

Jumbo Elliot

 

What year on Boston?

[cdogge 17]

Javorski Lane.

 

& that's after he lost like 60lbs.

[stonewall 647]

What year on Boston?

 

2004-2005....with Miami, I believe.

[Law 220]

Mike Tolbert: 5-9, 247

 

Jerome Bettis: 5-11, 252 (+2, +5)

Christian Okoye: 6-1, 260 (+4, +13)

Brandon Jacobs: 6-4, 264 (+7, +17)

Craig Heyward: 5-11, 265 (+2, +18)

 

Amongst RBs, tough to beat Heyward on lower height, bigger weight.

 

 

Other fat guys?

Vince "will work for food) Wilfork: 6-2, 325

William Perry: 6-2, 335

Grady Jackson: 6-2, 345

Gilbert Brown: 6-3, 355 ??

[BTL99 34]

Jevon Kearse

[Giants Fan 85]

Ron Dayne

5-10, 250 lbs

[jhud423 0]

Jevon Kearse

 

Are you retarded??

[SUXBNME 1,340]

Honey Boo Boo

[mobb_deep 917]

-stick

BigTraine

 

there could be more...

[Vikings4ever 496]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Gibson

 

He holds the record for heaviest NFL player ever, at 410 lbs, weighing over 440 lbs in high school.[1]

[BTL99 34]

Are you retarded??

 

why? the guy was fat as hell

[Gepetto 988]

Warren Sapp

Sebastian Janikowski

Jared Lorenzen

Mike Williams Detroit/Seattle

Algae Crumpler

[ppierce 2]

Natrone Means

[Jarvis Basnight 119]

Jermaine Wiggins, Minnesota Vikings. He looked even fatter because he wore pop warner size shoulder pads.

 

Fatso

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Mike Tolbert: 5-9, 247

 

Jerome Bettis: 5-11, 252 (+2, +5)

Christian Okoye: 6-1, 260 (+4, +13)

Brandon Jacobs: 6-4, 264 (+7, +17)

Craig Heyward: 5-11, 265 (+2, +18)

 

Amongst RBs, tough to beat Heyward on lower height, bigger weight.

 

 

Other fat guys?

Vince "will work for food) Wilfork: 6-2, 325

William Perry: 6-2, 335

Grady Jackson: 6-2, 345

Gilbert Brown: 6-3, 355 ??

 

Vince lost a bunch of weight to get to 325 this year. He always weighed in over 350 until his latest contract had provisions for him to get to 325.

[American Chewy 98]

apparently vincent jackson

[GridironGuzzlers 3]

not a RB, but.. Jamarcus Russell

[jgcrawfish 232]

Jerome Bettis (toward the end of career)

[Mga7681 0]

Ron Dayne

[Stewburtx8 67]

Daunte Culpepper

[josh wiley 27]

the guy that said jevon kearse might have been thinking of levon kirkland

[Redzonehog 14]

why? the guy was fat as hell

 

Ok, I'll play. Vernon Davis.

[idiotec 31]

Ok, I'll play. Vernon Davis.

Yeah, he is a real fatso

 

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens16590901_1292557042vernon_davis1.png

[The Hood 9]

Mike Tolbert: 5-9, 247

 

Jerome Bettis: 5-11, 252 (+2, +5)

Christian Okoye: 6-1, 260 (+4, +13)

Brandon Jacobs: 6-4, 264 (+7, +17)

Craig Heyward: 5-11, 265 (+2, +18)

 

Amongst RBs, tough to beat Heyward on lower height, bigger weight.

 

 

Other fat guys?

Vince "will work for food) Wilfork: 6-2, 325

William Perry: 6-2, 335

Grady Jackson: 6-2, 345

Gilbert Brown: 6-3, 355 ??

Okoye was not fat.

[tmr8188 2]

Jay Cutler has a double chin.

[Joey Gladstone 33]

Roethlisberger and Stafford have fat faces.

[Redzonehog 14]

Yeah, he is a real fatso

 

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens16590901_1292557042vernon_davis1.png

 

Hey Einstein....I was being sarcastic because he said Jevon Kearse was fat....scroll up genius.

[BTL99 34]

Ok, I'll play. Vernon Davis.

 

yes...that's the spirit...!

[BTL99 34]

Yeah, he is a real fatso

 

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens16590901_1292557042vernon_davis1.png

 

man...vernon davis has a hot body....

[BufordT 371]

Jamarcus Russell had maybe the fattest head....does that count?

[cnasty 5]

TJ Duckett anybody???

[big dog 0]

Jared Lorenzen.......285 lb QB

[TheUsualSuspect 207]

Jared Lorenzen.......285 lb QB

 

Let me preface this by saying that I did live in Lexington, KY for nearly three years. First, Lorenzen was easily over 300lbs. 2nd, he is a living legend to the area. After he won a ring with the '07 Giants, he came home and played in the arena league for the Lexington Horsemen in 2008-2009. He was obviously the team's draw as this was the last season before the team and league dissolved. Point being, I went to watch him play and it was incredibly entertaining. In this one game I witnessed, I wish I could find the box score... but he had something like 4 rushing TDs for nearly 50yds and threw for 3TDs for nearly 300Yds and the Horsemen won like 63-49. I also had a chance to meet him while living there, he is a good guy who had talent but was ultimately just to fat. The end.

[Groundhog 24]

Merton Hanks