great quotes

[king george 0]

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.”

[BunnysBastatrds 1,948]

"Baginas ain't what they used to be"

[patweisers44 709]

Like Space Mountain, I may be the oldest ride in the park, but I still got the longest line.

[cyclone24 1,825]

For all the married folk:

 

Just because all my money is on one horse....doesnt mean i cant watch the race........

 

 

 

 

(Your wife will love that one)

[TD Ryan2 315]

"While we teach our children all about life,

our children teach us what life is all about"

~ Angela Swindt

 

"Don't spend all your time trying to find the right girl,

just work on being the right guy"

~unknown

 

Courage is resistance to fear,

mastery of fear,
not absence of fear.

~Mark Twain

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son ... Dean Wormer

[listen2me 23 1,570]

"I-I'm gone jump that fence and fight every neeger here Joe/Bro"

[Drizzay 648]

Half of the people can be part right all of the time, And some of the people can be all right part of the time, But all of the people can't be all right all of the time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

 

'I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours.' I said that.

 

- Bob Dylan

[jets24 6]

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

Lennon and McCartney

[cbfalcon 824]

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

― Mickey Rivers

[jets24 6]

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

― Mickey Rivers

I have never heard that from Mickey. That is focking hysterical.

[cbfalcon 824]

I have never heard that from Mickey. That is focking hysterical.

First time I heard it, a bulb of enlightenment went off and I thought "well sunofabich".

[JackARoot 2]

Fock you, you nappin coffee-crotch spillin whining biotch

[SUXBNME 1,352]

"The sooner this alias gets bannored from here, the better life will be here for the rest of us"

-The Geek Club

[king george 0]

"The sooner this alias gets bannored from here, the better life will be here for the rest of us"

-The Geek Club

 

"smile and carry on. nobody likes a whiney little ###### like you."

 

-fandandy, danfandy, randandy, mahan day, king george

[frank 2,163]

Phase one: First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Nootch! Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.

[king george 0]

i hated being tall, until i met a midget.

 

-manute bol

[gocolts 300]

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.

 

 

~Sir Winston Churchill

[king george 0]

i hated being a midget, until i met manute bol

 

-midget

[tikigods 76]

"Go die in a fire, fvckface."

 

-tikigods

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 38]

Women are like elephants. Just because I like looking at them doesn't mean I want to own one.

W C Fields

[shotsup 832]

Peeing is underrated

 

~Mark Twain

[BufordT 372]

"My ambition is handicapped by laziness"

 

"I wasn't lonely, I experienced no self pity. I was caught up in a life in which I could find no meaning"

 

"I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was"

 

-the late, great, Charles Bukowski

[RLLD 3,536]

"whats the frequency kenneth?"

[tubby_mcgee 691]

If guns cause crime, all of mine must be defective.

 

~Ted Nugent

[Johnson Rose 1]

“ true nobility is being superior to your former self.”

 

you should take this advice with each new alias you create

[king george 0]

Peeing is underrated

 

~Mark Twain

 

thank you.

[king george 0]

 

you should take this advice with each new alias you create

 

i know i should, and i honestly try. there is still hope for me though. as long as you dont give up on me, i promise you i will not give up on myself.

[Bert 1,102]

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

 

~ Winston Churchill

 

 

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

~Dean Martin

 

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

 

~ Frank Sinatra