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FU Bowe. The one week that I decide to play you against a weak Oak D, you can only muster 4 pts.

FU Weedon, give Cameron some looks. 1pt FTML.

C'mon man!

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Joique bell. My fault but I get blessed with yet another 2pnt game at flex from this guy. I need to just start plugging lottery wrs.

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Fock you out to the Texans Def..........how they let the Rams hang 30+ on them at home is a mystery.

 

Fock you out to me for starting them and again, picking a horrible kicker for the week. K.C. Succop (or whatever) manages 1 FG and 3 XPs.

 

Fock you Weeden for looking at no names in the red zone. If I weren't 800 miles away, I drive up and beat you like a baby seal.

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Cincy d and overtime w Buffalo. AJ Green and Gio for picking up 8 extra ppr pts. Calling a OSS of 8 or less.

 

Ray Rice for crapping the bed.

 

Hope Cobb can walk next week

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Wow, hauschka my effing kicker is injured. Eff me man I need these points!

 

Thank the holy baby Jesus he's back in and kicking!

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Still how did Houston score no defensive points at home vs. STL!

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Fock Hauschka for thinking he's a football player and getting knocked silly.

 

Fock the guy who made the low hit on Cobb.

 

Fock the playcalling in Tampa for vulturing Martin.

 

Fock Ray Rice and his 1-2-3 strikes at the goaline.

 

Fock Ellington for finally getting in the endzone after I drop him.

 

And a preemptive fock you to Jimmy Graham for his first half goose egg.

 

Just one of those weeks where everything that could go wrong has.

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Fock you Tampa playcalling. FOCK. YOU. -Signed, Doug Martin owner playing against VJax

 

Fock you Larry Fitzgerald and pre-game "vibes". Focking BS.

 

Fock you Cam Newton. Seriously.

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Hauschka has a concussion!? Truly unbelievable. Him and Shorts have destroyed my day. Just kick my easel over.

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Fock you refs for taking away Julius' second TD..................inbred, backwoods, illiterate fockers. Your sister said she faked every orgasm with you.

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MJD for scoring when you had no chance of being in my lineup.

 

Tom Brady for missing a wide open Amendola that would have been a 80-yard TD.

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Kaepernick - You flat brimmed poser.... Quit turning the ball over. And a general FU for the way you've destroyed my season in two leagues.

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Fock Lynch and his piling on touchdowns for my opponent. I hope you choke on a fockyouberry skittle. :mad:

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Fock me for starting Chad Henne.

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Fu Moreno...wtf you have never done anything like this before

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Fock no one this week.

 

I played Gio, McCoy, Vernon Davis, and plugged Foles in for Vick in one league. Traded Morris, Roddy and Geno for Stafford and Demaryius Thomas earlier this week. Sat Bowe.

 

I may go 5/5 this week, the first time all season.

 

Life is good.

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Fock Ridley with no lube. I mean seriously, I ride you out sucking worse than a wh0re on meth and finally sit your worthless ass, and you actually live up to your draft position today? :mad:

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I challenge anyone to beat this group of receivers this week...

 

Calvin, Shorts III, Amendola

Calvin, James Jones and Torrey Smith add Rice at RB and F them all!

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FU Vernon Davis. Your fat ass hasn't done sh!t in years, till the week you play me. Then naturally, career day. Here's hoping you get a bad case of the clap.

 

FU to my afternoon combo of Graham and Danielle Amendola. Thanks for the combined zero you two fockheads. As if being shut out wasn't enough to fock me, you both managed to get hurt. Works out good in Amendola's case, cause i can finally drop this pansy.

 

I'll give another FU out to Ray Rice, cause you deserve it focker.

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Cam, Knowshon and V. Davis for going off for my opponent.

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Fock You Doug Martin!!! First round pick my arse! He is killing my team!

I'm so sick of him I can't even muster the energy for a fock you. Remember muscle gerbil, apathy is worse than hate. :mellow:

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I challenge anyone to beat this group of receivers this week...

 

Calvin, Shorts III, Amendola

 

Boldin, Amendola, Coston, Olsen at TE

 

Fock all them. Fock The Houston D too and a streaming Vikings D.

 

Fock Doug Martin, Fock Chris Johnson, Fock Jimmy Graham. Fock them all.

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Let's see, where to start ...

 

FU Griffin III - another underwhelming game, I think that makes six of them so far this year

FU Le'Veon - I waited six weeks for this?

Martin - not a #1 RB this year by a long shot. Special FU to Schiano for destroying this team.

B. Powell - you are what we thought you were - not much

Wilson - biggest bust of the decade. Outperfomed by a fossil.

Hopkins - don't know if it's him or the crappy QB play, but waste of a pick either way

Steve Smith - TD saved salvaged yet another poor performance - avg. 44 yds/game. Just retire already.

Bowe - craptastic.

 

Worst draft ever. No wonder I'm about to be 1-5 in this league. :cry:

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Last week I decide to play Lacy over CJ2K and it costs me the game. This week I decide to roll with CJ again... Maddening RB2 russian roulette situation.

 

Going with Lacy from here on out, at least until CJ can show me something. Is that 2nd half schedule really as easy as it seems? And is it going to matter?

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Still how did Houston score no defensive points at home vs. STL!

Because the Texans D basically has given up, homer here, I go to every game and it's just not good right now.

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FU to Jimmy Graham for not getting me a single point when I lost by 1 freaking point.

FU to Tony Romo for scoring well below his average

FU to myself for starting Romo over Stafford.... If I had started Stafford, I would have won 20+ instead of losing by 1.

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