DankNuggs 305 Posted April 15, 2014 I denied a 3 some back in the day, with the stupid rationale that eating a fine steak was better than gorging on an old country buffet.... Looking back I should have cannonballed that old country buffet... WGAF... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 15, 2014 The old standby of "Your Mom" is not really applicable because there have been so many who have been there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,902 Posted April 15, 2014 The old standby of "Your Mom" is not really applicable because there have been so many who have been there. You could've mixed it up, like saying "I successfully climbed Mt. Your Mom" or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted April 15, 2014 I once shattered the 6 minute mark. Completely clean too, no drugs or alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 15, 2014 I came first fifteen straight years with the ex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 15, 2014 Banged two different chicks within an hour of each other. Neither of them ever knew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted April 15, 2014 A threesome with two below average lesbians, just to say that I had a threesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted April 15, 2014 Banged two different chicks within an hour of each other. Â I've been on the opposite end of that. Â After a drunken booty call this whooore rolls over and actually brags to me "You're the second guy I've been with tonight". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted April 15, 2014 Something much more difficult than I imagined. Jizzing in a cup. After my vasectomy they made you ejaculate in a little cup to take it to the lab and test that you had no swimmers. Well, not to go into TOO many details but its much harder than peeing in a cup for several reasons. Â I think I looked like Muhammad Ali throwing darts but I made it in there, quite an accomplishment if you ask me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted April 15, 2014 Â I've been on the opposite end of that. Â After a drunken booty call this whooore rolls over and actually brags to me "You're the second guy I've been with tonight". Â what flavor ice cream did the other dude taste like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted April 15, 2014 Â what flavor ice cream did the other dude taste like? Â Bunny Tracks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 15, 2014 Something much more difficult than I imagined. Jizzing in a cup. After my vasectomy they made you ejaculate in a little cup to take it to the lab and test that you had no swimmers. Well, not to go into TOO many details but its much harder than peeing in a cup for several reasons. Â I think I looked like Muhammad Ali throwing darts but I made it in there, quite an accomplishment if you ask me. I had to do that too, but also had to whack it at the fertility clinic a few times. I brought my own porn instead of using the magazines that they had there. I don't have experience, but my thinking is that it would have been like those peep show places with sticky floors and you should never touch anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,927 Posted April 15, 2014 I fawked a fat chick, chubby chick, and skinny all in the same day. Guess which one won my secret contest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 15, 2014 I denied a 3 some back in the day, with the stupid rationale that eating a fine steak was better than gorging on an old country buffet.... Looking back I should have cannonballed that old country buffet... WGAF... I too declined a three way, and it haunts me. I had a bi curious fiancé, and a hot bisexual roommate. Bothe were game, I said no, we were getting married, it would hurt the relationship, Yadda Yadda.  Fast forward two years, we broke up anyway, and I've never had a threesome fourteen years later, and likely never will.  If time travel is ever invented, I'm kicking twenty year old me's ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 15, 2014 I pulled a 35 year old, very attractive African American girl's number (38DD) at a cafeteria where I was working for the summer when I was 19 or 20, and went over to her place and hit it later that night. And it was focking awesome. Â I was dating a girl at the time, so I never went back. I'm still kicking myself for that 28 years later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted April 15, 2014 I'd imagine there is nothing awesome about banging a darkie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 15, 2014 I'd imagine there is nothing awesome about banging a darkie  Actually, it was one of the best ever. She was extremely hot.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,215 Posted April 15, 2014 Â Actually, it was one of the best ever. She was extremely hot. Â 38DD is not hot, it is fat. But hey, sometimes fatties try harder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 15, 2014 38DD is not hot, it is fat. But hey, sometimes fatties try harder. Â I'm not kidding, dead serious, she was not fat. She was normal sized, about 5'5" with gigantic breasts. Â I still think about it when I'm getting my spank on sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted April 15, 2014 Keeping pace with a wife 17 years younger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted April 15, 2014 Banged two different chicks within an hour of each other. Neither of them ever knew. Â You're that small? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 15, 2014 First of all 3 chicks in one day. On my birthday. Â First with the GF then dropped her off home. Ended up at a bar with friends and me and this guy pick up two broads and head to another freinds place who we knew wasn't home. Â This is where the technically comes in. I was banging this one chick in the bed room and my friend passed out on the couch on his chick so she came (no pun intended) in the bed with us and I got to fvck them both but I couldn't get them to do stuff to each other no matter how much I tried. (Begged). A threesome ?? Â Â Thank you Tommy M for passing out !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted April 15, 2014 I pulled a 35 year old, very attractive African American girl's number (38DD) at a cafeteria where I was working for the summer when I was 19 or 20, and went over to her place and hit it later that night. And it was focking awesome. Â I was dating a girl at the time, so I never went back. I'm still kicking myself for that 28 years later. I'm imagining the chick from road trip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,215 Posted April 15, 2014 I slept with a chick within 5 minutes of meeting her. Â I've got a longer one I'll post later at home on my computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted April 15, 2014 Â You're that small? Â Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted April 15, 2014 I slept with a chick within 5 minutes of meeting her. Is that how long it took to count out $80.00 in ones? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,215 Posted April 15, 2014 Is that how long it took to count out $80.00 in ones?Pow veal%$#! Â I'll tell the longer version later as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted April 15, 2014 Company Christmas party,my single female boss and the office secretary invited me back for an after party so after I dropped my date off I returned.We had a little smoke and put The Police on the turntable.The secretary actually made the first move and from there it was on,what I wouldn't give for another threesome like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted April 15, 2014 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 15, 2014 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Is your name Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted April 15, 2014 I'm imagining the chick from road trip Not even close. Hot, like truly hot, like I had no business having that kind of success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted April 15, 2014 picked up a girl in a bar and went back to her place. stuck it in all 3 holes within an hour and left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted April 16, 2014 I believe I have 4 "records" amongst my friends. Â 1. Biggest difference in age within a 2 day span: 19 & 43....I was 32. The 43 yr old is still THE best lay/bjs ever. Not even close - she was AWESOME! Â 2. Most in a 7 day span (no repeats): 10. I was 32. Â 3. Two different races within 24 hours: Caucasian & Blaxican. I was 32....or would this be 3 races in a technicality? Â 4. Most MFF 3-somes total: 3 (1 @ 19 yrs old, other 2 @ 32yrs old). Â I got divorced @ 32 after being (loyal) with the same woman for 12 years. I believe I approached close to 150 customers served that year. Sadly, not an overestimated guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted April 16, 2014 I believe I have 4 "records" amongst my friends. Â 1. Biggest difference in age within a 2 day span: 19 & 43....I was 32. The 43 yr old is still THE best lay/bjs ever. Not even close - she was AWESOME! Â 2. Most in a 7 day span (no repeats): 10. I was 32. Â 3. Two different races within 24 hours: Caucasian & Blaxican. I was 32....or would this be 3 races in a technicality? Â 4. Most MFF 3-somes total: 3 (1 @ 19 yrs old, other 2 @ 32yrs old). Â I got divorced @ 32 after being (loyal) with the same woman for 12 years. I believe I approached close to 150 customers served that year. Sadly, not an overestimated guess. Some were hot, some were ok, a few were average to below average....only 2-3 where yeti's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FishHead 3 Posted April 16, 2014 I was married for many many many years and would never have admitted this during that time but we are now Separated heading towards Divorce and so I'll let it go. After I met my Wife and while we were dating but before Marriage, I had a one-night (sexual) stand with a woman who had a top 10 recording on Billboard's Top 100. That woman has since had 10+ #1 Songs, recorded more than 30 albums and is a 2014 Nominee for Rock'n'Roll's Hall Of Fame. I doubt seriously she remembers our encounter and surely doesn't know wtf I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 16, 2014 I was married for many many many years and would never have admitted this during that time but we are now Separated heading towards Divorce and so I'll let it go. After I met my Wife and while we were dating but before Marriage, I had a one-night (sexual) stand with a woman who had a top 10 recording on Billboard's Top 100. That woman has since had 10+ #1 Songs, recorded more than 30 albums and is a 2014 Nominee for Rock'n'Roll's Hall Of Fame. I doubt seriously she remembers our encounter and surely doesn't know wtf I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites