Giants Fan 85 Posted September 23, 2014 No, I think I am done with the female species. I've grown accustomed to celibacy, so no biggie. They are, far to difficult for the human male. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 23, 2014 They are, far to difficult for the human male. Oh, and I'm only 34 btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted September 23, 2014 No, I think I am done with the female species. I've grown accustomed to celibacy, so no biggie. I never met a female that hand my hand skills ... just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted September 23, 2014 Male too. Never met a male either, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,705 Posted September 23, 2014 Oh, and I'm only 34 btw. Oh My! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,435 Posted September 23, 2014 Condolences... but you'll be better off in the long run. If you find yourself in L.A. and need a friend, let me know. Ooooh, who are you going to set him up with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted September 23, 2014 Oh, and I'm only 34 btw. Just don't end up like GFIAFP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,096 Posted September 23, 2014 No, I think I am done with the female species. I've grown accustomed to celibacy, so no biggie. So that red hand in your avatar is yours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted September 23, 2014 Oh, and I'm only 34 btw. Pussssy is ripe for the taking at 34 Bubba!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,705 Posted September 23, 2014 Pussssy is ripe for the taking at 34 Bubba!! Or he could just make shitte up like medstupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 1,010 Posted September 23, 2014 Anyway. I don't feel like telling any real people yet, so I'll tell you people. I'm gonna get drunk now. I'm gonna go out a limb and guess that either your parents, or her parents, or both have been divorced. Congratulations, your kids will now be much more likely to get divorced too. The great tradition lives on. But don't sweat it. You and your wife made sacred vows to God and then broke those vows. Either y'all aren't religious or just play pretend-Christians... either way I won't judge you, while you're burning in hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,197 Posted September 23, 2014 Pussssy is ripe for the taking at 34 Bubba!! Bingo. I see a 28 year old in your future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted September 23, 2014 my brother was 55 and sounds like him and his of a wife were largely in the same boat as you he was pretty sad about it for a while but now he's got a new job a new state a new wife and two little kids and he's loving life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 23, 2014 I'm gonna go out a limb and guess that either your parents, or her parents, or both have been divorced. Congratulations, your kids will now be much more likely to get divorced too. The great tradition lives on. But don't sweat it. You and your wife made sacred vows to God and then broke those vows. Either y'all aren't religious or just play pretend-Christians... either way I won't judge you, while you're burning in hell. If heaven is full of sanctimonious cacksuckers like yourself rules over by your hateful, jealous, incompetent piece of shoot god, then sign me up for hell right now. I just hope I get a chance to spit in his face on the way down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 1,010 Posted September 23, 2014 Don't swear at me, heathen! Or God will punish you further. You didn't answer my real question... which of yalls folks is divorced? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,963 Posted September 23, 2014 titans you are still young and will find many beautiful, smart women who will want to date and marry you. you don't have to go all the way to china to find a wonderful woman. women are just dying to have a man who knows what it takes to make a successful marriage and who is willing to be in a committed relationship. so many men shy from marriage and look, you've done it already and you don't have children as a barrier. your failed marriage is in fact a way for you better find a mate who will make you happy. also, take some time to see how you contributed to your own unhappiness. (maybe you were attracted to a woman who fulfilled certain needs that in the end weren't very important to your overall satisfaction) maybe you don't want marriage at all. i have an in-law who is very attractive. he married young and stayed married for 10 years. he divorced at 34 years old just like you. he decided that he wanted to be single. he liked to drink to party and be with 20 year olds. so, that's what he's doing now. fcking, smoking, partying, traveling... is he happier? probably not, because partying with young girls takes a toll on your wallet and when you're married all you think about is the sex you're not getting, not how much it really costs to get it. anyway, i digress... good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted September 23, 2014 Women are focking weird. Even my wife, who is awesome, says three or four ball busting comments a day. I usually just ignore them, but why don't they know the best way for your man to love you is leave him the fock alone. Best of luck dude Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,963 Posted September 23, 2014 Women are focking weird. Even my wife, who is awesome, says three or four ball busting comments a day. I usually just ignore them, but why don't they know the best way for your man to love you is leave him the fock alone. Best of luck dude if you only knew what women really thought... Ladies, do future generations a favor and teach your sons to cook, clean and do laundry so they don't grow up to be the kind of useless a$$holes most women on this site seem to be married to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted September 23, 2014 if you only knew what women really thought... Aside from I do the laundry and cook a majority of the meals, you're spot on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted September 23, 2014 Women are focking weird. Even my wife, who is awesome, says three or four ball busting comments a day. I usually just ignore them, but why don't they know the best way for your man to love you is leave him the fock alone. Best of luck dude get yourself a fat head of Ray Rice knocking out his wife put it right on the wall. that will cut down on the snarky comments Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 23, 2014 get yourself a fat head of Ray Rice knocking out his wife put it right on the wall. that will cut down on the snarky comments Oh, we're pay the snarky stage. Now it's the weird, awkward stage. Do I still kiss you goodbye? Do we still say "love you?" kind of like roommates who don't know each other... Very overly polite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 183 Posted September 23, 2014 We had the talk. Divied up the sh!t. Looks like I'll stay here till Christmas, then go find myself some cheap apartment somewhere. Maybe I'll just move to some other city. I'm done with this town. Hell, maybe I'll pull a volty and blow this hemisphere. Anyway. I don't feel like telling any real people yet, so I'll tell you people. I'm gonna get drunk now. sorry to hear the news. maybe before all is said and done, vows will come to remembrance and effort can be made to keep it together and thrive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 71 Posted September 23, 2014 my brother was 55 and sounds like him and his ###### of a wife were largely in the same boat as you he was pretty sad about it for a while but now he's got a new job a new state a new wife and two little kids and he's loving life Youre brother had 2 kids in his late 50's? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted September 23, 2014 Dude at 40 years old you can find a nice 30 year old just getting out of her first divorce and bang the out of her. dont give up on the sex. If you find a bangable hot milf in her 30s you can enjoy a newly freed pent up sexbomb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 71 Posted September 23, 2014 Oh, we're pay the snarky stage. Now it's the weird, awkward stage. Do I still kiss you goodbye? Do we still say "love you?" kind of like roommates who don't know each other... Very overly polite. Dude I got divorced when I was 38 ... I am 41 now ... unlike you I have 2 kids so it was a little messier. Without kids though and the fact you both had grown apart - you really should be feeling a new vigor for life ....... Unless you look like GF or Philly bear ie. 5'7 and 280 lbs then good luck . I can only speak for myseld the first year sucked for me just missing my kids and to be honest I still do really miss beign a full time part of my kids lives and that part stings a little about everyday. But had I had no kids and got divorced to be honest I really wouldn't have felt that bad at all. Whatever career you got try and find a job in a place you would like to live and pick up and go. If I had no kids and didn't just start a company I would of left Chicago in a minute and went to live with my Uncle in Oceanside CA. You seem like a guy with a good head on his shoulders and a pretty decent person - things will be just fine for you and a year from now you be happier than you have been in years! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted September 23, 2014 Dude at 40 years old you can find a nice 30 year old just getting out of her first divorce and bang the ###### out of her. dont give up on the sex. If you find a bangable hot milf in her 30s you can enjoy a newly freed pent up sexbomb I'm 42 and baby momma is 31 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 23, 2014 I'm 42 and baby momma is 31 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted September 23, 2014 I'm 42 and baby momma is 31 im 39 and my babies momma is 31. after a lifetime of shitty boyfriends and a really super shitty ex husband she loves me for being a regular nice dude. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted September 23, 2014 Youre brother had 2 kids in his late 50's? they were hers from previous marriage. Yeah it's a pretty big adjustment for my brother but he seems pretty happy doing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,750 Posted September 23, 2014 good luck to you. it's a biiiiig world out there. go explore and have fun! enjoy the new freedom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted September 23, 2014 im 39 and my babies momma is 31. after a lifetime of shitty boyfriends and a really super shitty ex husband she loves me for being a regular nice dude. Girls like me because I'm the azzhole. It's rare girls like a nice guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted September 23, 2014 good luck to you. it's a biiiiig world out there. go explore and have fun! enjoy the new freedom. I think what you are saying is that he should bang a lot of sluts to make up for missed time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted September 23, 2014 I think what you are saying is that he should bang a lot of sluts to make up for missed time. or do what I do, bang sluts anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted September 23, 2014 if you only knew what women really thought... Men, do future generations a favor and teach your daughters to fix things, walk the dog, mow the lawn and take personal responsibility so they don't grow up to be the kind of useless b1tches most men on this site seem to be married to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted September 23, 2014 Get on tinder and put up pics of porn stars you're going to be banging Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted September 23, 2014 Girls like me because I'm the azzhole. It's rare girls like a nice guy like i said. a lifetime of dealing with and all I have to be is me and she feels like I am going above and beyond. so from all of us nice guys thanks . You make our job easier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted September 23, 2014 or do what I do, bang sluts anyway Sluts want to be banged and I want to bang them. It works out well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted September 23, 2014 if you only knew what women really thought... If women only realized we really dont give a shiit what you think. as long as you fock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,345 Posted September 23, 2014 Better call Saul. Also, GD and BB are dillholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,947 Posted September 23, 2014 you don't have to go all the way to china to find a wonderful woman. Maybe not. But that's the only place where they have cross-cut snatches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
