Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 13, 2014 Going to be boozing it up later so I'm starting this thread earlier than normal. Feel free to put your suspect players on notice or just launch an early one at the focked up coaches in the league. First fock you out to Pats/Tampa/Buffalo/Jets/Titans and the RB mess they've created on a weekly basis. Just name a focking starter and stick the fock with it dbags. Denver...........you're on notice. Second fock you out to Miami's Def. Don't fock this up tonight. You've been playing solid and you're at home facing Orton FFS. Just handle your business and blitz neck beard till he can't see straight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Simms 11 133 Posted November 13, 2014 Is it a good or bad omen that I am starting Miami D? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NEWPOSTERGUY! 288 Posted November 13, 2014 FOCK YOU TO THE DOLPHINS OFFENSE AND ALL THINGS MIAMI RELATED huge matchup for me that can clinch the playoffs in one league, and my opponent is starting the Bison defense tonight. got a very sick feeling they are gonna treat Tanny and co like Armand Goldman treats Miss Albert's sphincter ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,338 Posted November 13, 2014 FU out to FJax and Lamear Miller for being my starting RB choices, and getting like 5 touches each Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted November 13, 2014 Gonna go ahead and say it. Miami's D will implode tonight. It seems Thursday night games are almost always blowouts with the team that's been playing good to just suck balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted November 13, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, Im sorry, baby. I dont know what got into me. I said some pretty mean sh*t, but you know that wasnt me. It was the losing talking. You know i love you just the way you are. If i had known what you had planned for Monday night, i would have never said what i said. That stuff you did to me during MNF was off the hook, baby. I thought you were just being a heartless b*tch letting me get so far behind baby. But i have to admit the comeback was so worth it. Sixty Five points? Legendary. Watching you work a few points out of Cam Newton and Greg Olson was hot, but what you did with the Philly defense was just plain filthy. Filthy in a good way. Like seared into my brain until the day that i die dirty. Baby, take me back. Dont be angry with me. You know we are supposed to be together. I cant live without you. If you do, i promise i'll change. I'll accept you for who you are and never judge you again. I love you more than Krispy Kreme donuts. Sincerely southcarolina 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
handbanana 47 Posted November 13, 2014 First off, fock you to CJ Anderson. BOTH my opponents own you, as one had you on his bench (without owning Hillman or Ball, that's crazy) and the other had the #1 waiver priority. This one hurts especially bad after drafting Ball in the 2nd who is no longer on my squad.Second, pre-emptive fock you out to Cam. You haven't done shite all season, and now I play you this week and you have the Falcons at home who you annually rape. I know you will be bouncing back this week and ravaging my ghoul-hole in the process.Third, pre-emptive fock you out to Stafford and the Lions. As a Lions homer, I am not buying this 7-2 record. The Miami game was a fair win, but the Saints and Falcons were improbable come-backs which REQUIRED incredible fock-ups by both teams in the final 2 minutes to even get the ball back in order to stage said comebacks. You NEVER win at Arizona ever, and they don't even have Palmer now. Stanton of all people is the starter now, you know, your former reach in the 2nd round in 07 and also former Spartan. To lose again on the road to this gimp would mean that you played awful because the Lions sure as fock ain't gonna run the ball against the Cardinal D. At 4-6 in a must win game, my playoff life and the potential #1 seed in the NFC hang in the balance Statford. I fear you will not be up to the challenge as you have been putrid on the road in your career. Also, I own both Cardinal and Lion's D, and reason says play the Cardinals but I can't against the Lions so Lions D it is. Waiting for you to crap your pants on the road too (see, Carolina game).FOURTH, fock you to Shady McCoy. We all know why.Fifth, fock you to Aaron Rodgers, Mike McCarthy and your passing TD boner. Owning Lacy is like dating a super hot celibate heifer. Soooooo frustrating. I have never seen a team get inside the 5 so often and almost NEVER hand the ball off to a stud beast of a RB. If Lacy played for the a Seahawks he would be Lynch. Instead, he plays for the Packers and is Lacy. I will laugh my ass off when the Packers are unable to run when they really need to I the playoffs. Fock you McCarthy you "genius", I hope Rodgers breaks his collar-bone again after a play-action pass from the 1 while the Lions bring 11 in Week 17. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted November 13, 2014 Big Fock you out to Kelce! Im facing him this week in a must win game and all im hearing is how hes in for some big new expanded workload. Translation he will do zero the whole game then catch 2 garbage time TDs on my azz with no one covering him. Gnaw my twizzler you fake, non Gronk POS. Keep your azz out of the endzone and get 2pnts like a good little boy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted November 13, 2014 Gonna go ahead and say it. Miami's D will implode tonight. It seems Thursday night games are almost always blowouts with the team that's been playing good to just suck balls This. I keep telling myself that I'm not going to start anymore Thursday night players, but I just can't help hoping I'm finally going to be on the blow up, receiving end. So yeah... FU to Wallace and the Miami D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted November 13, 2014 Going to be boozing it up later so I'm starting this thread earlier than normal. Feel free to put your suspect players on notice or just launch an early one at the focked up coaches in the league. First fock you out to Pats/Tampa/Buffalo/Jets/Titans and the RB mess they've created on a weekly basis. Just name a focking starter and stick the fock with it dbags. Denver...........you're on notice. Second fock you out to Miami's Def. Don't fock this up tonight. You've been playing solid and you're at home facing Orton FFS. Just handle your business and blitz neck beard till he can't see straight. Add Min to that RBBC hell, since Ass-hattia is vultuing all the value GL carries away from McKinnon... I'm rolling Miammor D tonight, I think they'll hold down Buffalo allright. Both QB's are gonna see a lot of blitzes and pressure. Fock you Larry Donnell, that's the last time I ever put that POS in my lineup again. Fock all my kickers this year, every single focking week, the opposite one that I start blows up, that alone has cost me at least 2 wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robbykidd 3 Posted November 13, 2014 Dear Fantasy Football, Im sorry, baby. I dont know what got into me. I said some pretty mean sh*t, but you know that wasnt me. It was the losing talking. You know i love you just the way you are. If i had known what you had planned for Monday night, i would have never said what i said. That stuff you did to me during MNF was off the hook, baby. I thought you were just being a heartless b*tch letting me get so far behind baby. But i have to admit the comeback was so worth it. Sixty Five points? Legendary. Watching you work a few points out of Cam Newton and Greg Olson was hot, but what you did with the Philly defense was just plain filthy. Filthy in a good way. Like seared into my brain until the day that i die dirty. Baby, take me back. Dont be angry with me. You know we are supposed to be together. I cant live without you. If you do, i promise i'll change. I'll accept you for who you are and never judge you again. I love you more than Krispy Kreme donuts. Sincerely southcarolina that was kind of creepy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 13, 2014 Some SERIOUS F.U. reverse jinx skills already displayed here. southcarolina, you use your mouth (keyboard) purtier than a $2.00 wh0re. Handbanana and Da Beerz rocking it too. Fock man; my wife was p!ssed at me for drafting Brees in my money league and now she may shank me for trading for Rodgers. Both will be the suck this weekend as I face my mortal enemies in both leagues. It's like Superman and Kryptonite; these two guys in both leagues have my number like Belichick has Peyton's. Fock yous out to my money league opponent. You have Fred Jackson still in and you'll pull him just prior to gametime, allowing me to hope for a Zero in one of your slots. Then you'll start Anderson who'll BLOW THE FOCK UP in a bad matchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 13, 2014 that was kind of creepy... That was focking poetry, robby. Put down the Mad Magazine and read it again. It was a work of art for this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 261 Posted November 13, 2014 I'd like to say FU to all the RBs I've had to deal with this year in my leagues: McCoy Peterson Gio Foster Hillman McKinnon West Stacy Miller Vereen Mason Hill You guys all suck for a variety of reasons. You've made this FF season miserable on a weekly basis. Fock you all. Hopefully one or two of you derps can do something productive this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted November 14, 2014 Well starting 2 wrs from Thursday night is a disaster waiting to happen. FU Wallace and Watkins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUsualSuspect 207 Posted November 14, 2014 Jeez guys, the game hasn't even started yet. Go ahead and throw out the "Fock You Week 12" thread too while you're at it. I am certain that if you throw out the reverse jinx too soon, it is well null and void. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TennisMenace 156 Posted November 14, 2014 I benched Watkins but am playing Bills Defense. I hope not to frequent this thread this week. Last week my team went off, so I'm hoping I make my push to win the championship again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eagles115 23 Posted November 14, 2014 Miami's def looks like complete SH!T gonna be a long night!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted November 14, 2014 I keep telling myself that I'm not going to start anymore Thursday night players, but I just can't help hoping I'm finally going to be on the blow up, receiving end. So yeah... FU to Wallace and the Miami D. Bu- focking-mp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUsualSuspect 207 Posted November 14, 2014 Played against PHI last week, BUF this week... C'mon Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NEWPOSTERGUY! 288 Posted November 14, 2014 Well starting 2 wrs from Thursday night is a disaster waiting to happen. FU Wallace and Watkins. WHAT IN THE FOCK IS TANNY'S MAJOR MALFUNCTION ?!!!?111!11!? Braveheart was open for that late TD ... F M L FOCK YOU, White Lightnin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Simms 11 133 Posted November 14, 2014 Miami D was not bad coming in slightly over projected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TennisMenace 156 Posted November 14, 2014 Well starting 2 wrs from Thursday night is a disaster waiting to happen. FU Wallace and Watkins. I wasn't touching Watkins with Mimi's great cb tailing him.mbut, I have many options so it was easy for me to put him on the bench this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted November 14, 2014 I wasn't touching Watkins with Mimi's great cb tailing him.mbut, I have many options so it was easy for me to put him on the bench this week. His first matchup 117 yards and a TD so I rolled him out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcgangstas 41 Posted November 14, 2014 A pre-emptive F.U. to the "genius" Chip Kelley. Run the fockin' ball, Chip. Do not pull Shady McCoy at the goal-line for Mini-Me to vulture the TDs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted November 14, 2014 Miami's def looks like complete SH!T gonna be a long night!! They scored over 40 points in my league, they could have had 2 more INTs as well if their DB's could hold onto the ball. They were up in Orton's face all night from what I saw (only caught the second half though, I had to work). This. I keep telling myself that I'm not going to start anymore Thursday night players, but I just can't help hoping I'm finally going to be on the blow up, receiving end. So yeah... FU to Wallace and the Miami D. I started them! I'm glad I did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted November 14, 2014 To me for stocking up great WRs...and to my league for being unwilling to trading to help both teams. I will inevitably pick incorrect between AJ Green, ODB, Evans, and Hopkins. So probably and FU to Hopkins for blowing up on my bench...no way I can play him. Then another to whoever of the other 3 are left on the bench. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted November 14, 2014 They scored over 40 points in my league, they could have had 2 more INTs as well if their DB's could hold onto the ball. They were up in Orton's face all night from what I saw (only caught the second half though, I had to work). I started them! I'm glad I did! Wish I had your league scoring. They both still qualify for a FU in mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted November 14, 2014 Wish I had your league scoring. They both still qualify for a FU in mine. Most leagues I'm in award D/ST points for keeping the score and rushing/passing yardage down (this can also work against you for negative points when a D/ST gets blown up). They also award ponts for sacks and turnovers as well as defensive/ST touchdowns of course. Our scoring is weighted thusly to keep D/ST from being an afterthought compared to other point producing positions that typically score a lot (QB/WR/RB). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted November 14, 2014 Most leagues I'm in award D/ST points for keeping the score and rushing/passing yardage down (this can also work against you for negative points when a D/ST gets blown up). They also award ponts for sacks and turnovers as well as defensive/ST touchdowns of course. Our scoring is weighted thusly to keep D/ST from being an afterthought compared to other point producing positions that typically score a lot (QB/WR/RB). Is there a site that will host a league like that, or does your commish have to keep track? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted November 14, 2014 Is there a site that will host a league like that, or does your commish have to keep track? For a minimal fee, sites like rtsports will allow you to set up a league and customize scoring that is set at the beginning of the year. I believe the site is also capable of autodraft, or if it's an in person draft, the commish would assign every team the players they picked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,780 Posted November 14, 2014 Most leagues I'm in award D/ST points for keeping the score and rushing/passing yardage down (this can also work against you for negative points when a D/ST gets blown up). They also award ponts for sacks and turnovers as well as defensive/ST touchdowns of course. Our scoring is weighted thusly to keep D/ST from being an afterthought compared to other point producing positions that typically score a lot (QB/WR/RB). Never heard of DST points for yardage. Regardless, I'd rather do away with defenses (and kickers) entirely, not make them worth more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaBeerz 88 Posted November 14, 2014 Never heard of DST points for yardage. Regardless, I'd rather do away with defenses (and kickers) entirely, not make them worth more. It's a sliding scale for points are deducted for points scored against your defense, as well as yardage scored above a certain amount. So if your Defense holds the other team to a zero score, and keeps their rush and pass yards down, they're going to have a very good day, as they probably should. Defenses should be valued for more than just turnovers and D/ST touchdowns. I agree about kickers. I like the defensive scoring though, team D/ST is now much more valuable in the draft and isn't just a ww pickup afterthought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted November 14, 2014 Is there a site that will host a league like that, or does your commish have to keep track? You can do it on any major host... I could do it for 12g1c if I wanted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Simms 11 133 Posted November 14, 2014 Is there a site that will host a league like that, or does your commish have to keep track? CBS has that option. I thought it was standard to award points for yardage and points allowed. We have a sliding scale starting at 12 points for under 50 yards to 0 if over 299 yards. Similar setup for points. I think we adjusted it downwards so the D stops scoring so many points but it has been a long time so the memory is foggy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 16, 2014 Warming up this thread. New to Fanduel, I hope I haven't jinxed my players by rolling with some of them. Pre-game Fock You out to Rivers. Come on man; I'm rolling with you in Fanduel but benching you in my work league. Don't go all Andy Dalton on us; it's the focking Raiders. Pre-game Fock You out to Philly-Packers, Pats-Indy games. Everyone is expecting World War III with bombs flying everywhere. Don't pull a no show on us, mmmmmmmkay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross 56 Posted November 16, 2014 Isaiah Crowell, From all of us here, I'd like to wish you no fumbles, and God bless, my friend. Kind regards, Bob 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 16, 2014 BOB ROSS IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NEWPOSTERGUY! 288 Posted November 16, 2014 - first brew officially cracked FU to tomorrow's hangover sh!ts 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,245 Posted November 16, 2014 FU to michael floyd. I traded him and he will use this game to blow the fock up. 140 yards on 5 catches for 2tds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
