The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 20, 2015 Sung to the tune of Money for Nothing. Now look at them geeks, that's the way you do it, Post on the Geek board constantly. We ain't working, that's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free. We ain't working, let me tell you these guys aren't dumb. Every one of us is a member of Mensa, We split the atom for fun. Some people wonder why sometimes I disappear "He's a secret agent or connect to the Mob." The truth may get me banned. Because I sometimes actually do my job. We ain't faggots, even if we wear mascara or have a butt plug in our buns We would all throw our hotdog down Old Maids hallway But she's really Burt so she doesn't have one. On 911, Giants Fan stopped the Germans from attacking He taught Air Jordan how to dunk He told Bruce Jenner to get some boobs like Wilzone If he was on the Titanic it wouldn't have sunk. We can join the Sanctuary But you have to make the cut. They say they porno, But when I was there the only thing I saw Was a live feed of Swerka's butt. Now my Boss wants some coffee, but that will have to wait. Bunny posted about pooping in the laundry And Sux make a pie using Shake and Bake. Now look at them Geeks, That's the way you do it Post on the Geek Board Constantly We ain't working, That's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free We aint working That's the way we do it We work less than Dr. Phil's barber Too busy posting to do a single thing. We don't answer the phone, We just let it ring. I want my... I want my.... I want my FF Today Tee. I want my I want my I want my FF Today Tee We Aiiiiiiin't working. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 20, 2015 Oops I forgot a verse. If you're new here, don't get upset. Just be prepared to prove you're real Post a picture of yourself wearing a Brady jersey On your head wear a banana peel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted November 20, 2015 Sung to the tune of Money for Nothing. Now look at them geeks, that's the way you do it, Post on the Geek board constantly. We ain't working, that's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free. We ain't working, let me tell you these guys aren't dumb. Every one of us is a member of Mensa, We split the atom for fun. Some people wonder why sometimes I disappear "He's a secret agent or connect to the Mob." The truth may get me banned. Because I sometimes actually do my job. We ain't faggots, even if we wear mascara or have a butt plug in our buns We would all throw our hotdog down Old Maids hallway But she's really Burt so she doesn't have one. On 911, Giants Fan stopped the Germans from attacking He taught Air Jordan how to dunk He told Bruce Jenner to get some boobs like Wilzone If he was on the Titanic it wouldn't have sunk. We can join the Sanctuary But you have to make the cut. They say they porno, But when I was there the only thing I saw Was a live feed of Swerka's butt. Now my Boss wants some coffee, but that will have to wait. Bunny posted about pooping in the laundry And Sux make a pie using Shake and Bake. Now look at them Geeks, That's the way you do it Post on the Geek Board Constantly We ain't working, That's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free We aint working That's the way we do it We work less than Dr. Phil's barber Too busy posting to do a single thing. We don't answer the phone, We just let it ring. I want my... I want my.... I want my FF Today Tee. I want my I want my I want my FF Today Tee We Aiiiiiiin't working. Awesome. Would like a more geek-centric reference here; "We work less than Dr. Phil's barber" Something like "drobeski's chiropractor", but hey, that's a nit-pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,216 Posted November 20, 2015 I wasn't validated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 314 Posted November 20, 2015 Another list I didn't make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 191 Posted November 20, 2015 Kudos. I like the part about mascara and fetching coffee the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted November 20, 2015 Awesome. Would like a more geek-centric reference here; "We work less than Dr. Phil's barber" Something like "drobeski's chiropractor", but hey, that's a nit-pick. Lol alot of good lines are possible. "were all independantly wealthyyyyyy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 20, 2015 Lol alot of good lines are possible. "were all independantly wealthyyyyyy" We are all independently wealthy. All of us have dumped Taylor Swift so one of her songs say We all date super models. At dinner we make them pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,259 Posted November 20, 2015 Better than "The Night Poster", course that wasn't a very high bar to clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,216 Posted November 20, 2015 We are all independently wealthy. All of us have dumped Taylor Swift so one of her songs say We all date super models. At dinner we make them pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,430 Posted November 21, 2015 We need more of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,370 Posted November 23, 2015 Kudos. I like the part about mascara and fetching coffee the best. You haven't stopped thinking about me once since I kicked your punk ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 23, 2015 You haven't stopped thinking about me once since I kicked your punk ass. I thought of you Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,370 Posted November 23, 2015 I thought of you Sunday. I didn't watch a down of the game and I was very happy with that decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 191 Posted November 23, 2015 You haven't stopped thinking about me once since I kicked your punk ass. When is the big reveal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 23, 2015 I didn't watch a down of the game and I was very happy with that decision. Neither did I. I'm still pissed that they took Winston over Marriota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,370 Posted November 23, 2015 Neither did I. I'm still pissed that they took Winston over Marriota. You can dig up the thread: I was a Winston supporter. The guy has all the physical tools. He may not be a stud but I will be very surprised if he's not at least a league average starter in a year or 2. He's no Jamarcus Russell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 24, 2015 You can dig up the thread: I was a Winston supporter. The guy has all the physical tools. He may not be a stud but I will be very surprised if he's not at least a league average starter in a year or 2. He's no Jamarcus Russell. It he doesn't get suspended or arrested. He makes bad decisions off the field. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted November 24, 2015 Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're lame. That's all I got so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted November 24, 2015 Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you're lame. That's all I got so far. We know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,430 Posted June 9, 2024 Incredible writing that I miss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,405 Posted June 9, 2024 I met TEK. I was in Tampa, and he met me at the airport for a beer. Great guy. Wish he still posted here ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,516 Posted June 9, 2024 Whatever happened to TEK? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted February 10 I've been working from home for a few years, so I can watch pron now instead of coming here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbycho 754 Posted February 10 On 11/20/2015 at 1:03 PM, The Elevator Killer said: Sung to the tune of Money for Nothing. Now look at them geeks, that's the way you do it, Post on the Geek board constantly. We ain't working, that's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free. We ain't working, let me tell you these guys aren't dumb. Every one of us is a member of Mensa, We split the atom for fun. Some people wonder why sometimes I disappear "He's a secret agent or connect to the Mob." The truth may get me banned. Because I sometimes actually do my job. We ain't faggots, even if we wear mascara or have a butt plug in our buns We would all throw our hotdog down Old Maids hallway But she's really Burt so she doesn't have one. On 911, Giants Fan stopped the Germans from attacking He taught Air Jordan how to dunk He told Bruce Jenner to get some boobs like Wilzone If he was on the Titanic it wouldn't have sunk. We can join the Sanctuary But you have to make the cut. They say they porno, But when I was there the only thing I saw Was a live feed of Swerka's butt. Now my Boss wants some coffee, but that will have to wait. Bunny posted about pooping in the laundry And Sux make a pie using Shake and Bake. Now look at them Geeks, That's the way you do it Post on the Geek Board Constantly We ain't working, That's the way we do it. Get our money for nothing and the curlies for free We aint working That's the way we do it We work less than Dr. Phil's barber Too busy posting to do a single thing. We don't answer the phone, We just let it ring. I want my... I want my.... I want my FF Today Tee. I want my I want my I want my FF Today Tee We Aiiiiiiin't working. Talk about having nothing to do in life....And not working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted February 10 1 minute ago, jbycho said: Talk about having nothing to do in life.... Nothing to do except your mom. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbycho 754 Posted February 10 14 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Nothing to do except your mom. She doesn't like the gay boys. So, you are out.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 539 Posted February 10 7 minutes ago, jbycho said: She doesn't like the gay boys. So, you are out.. So your mom doesn't like you? That's very sad. But she told me there are other reasons also. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbycho 754 Posted February 10 2 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said: So your mom doesn't like you? That's very sad. But she told me there are other reasons also. Ok Rusty. Go play tit for tat with your liberal play guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
