fandandy 3,313 Posted August 22, 2016 I agree. If they are chatting while ringing you up that's fine. But if they are going on when you can move along then yeah.. Fandandy, you should have advised her to paint her home dark brown. Shoulda asked her if she's ever seen a black man with a sunburn and watched as she paints her house black. I swear this house seems HOTTER!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,983 Posted August 22, 2016 Shoulda asked her if she's ever seen a black man with a sunburn and watched as she paints her house black. I swear this house seems HOTTER!! Can size of dumb chick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,946 Posted August 22, 2016 When I take a shower and immediately afterward realize I have to take a sh1t. This is almost as aggravating as having to take a dumb when you're swimming Just try to get a good wipe in that scenario. I dare ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted August 22, 2016 As a kid I stepped on a turd at a public pool once. I was walking and felt something slick and squishy and looked and AHHHHHMOTHERFOCKER!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,944 Posted August 22, 2016 Dark skinned people do tan and burn. I am not dark and I too was under the impression that black people didn't get sun burns, but we do. First you get sore skin then your skin peels off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,793 Posted August 22, 2016 ice cream - taking it out of the freezer and realizing it's too hard to spoon so you leave it out for a few minutes but an hour later your remember you left it out and now it's a milk shake which forces you to eat the entire pint of ice cream you never intended to eat which is now gross but you can't put it back in the freezer because it'll just be freezer burn ice melt. Or just put the spoon or ice cream scoop under hot water for a little bit and then scoop out the ice cream... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,845 Posted August 22, 2016 Dark skinned people do tan and burn. I am not dark and I too was under the impression that black people didn't get sun burns, but we do. First you get sore skin then your skin peels off. Ashy Larry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,944 Posted August 22, 2016 Or just put the spoon or ice cream scoop under hot water for a little bit and then scoop out the ice cream... Yeah, I've done that but then you get thin melted slivers of ice cream instead of that big gob you really want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted August 22, 2016 Yeah, I've done that but then you get thin melted slivers of ice cream instead of that big gob you really want. A popular lifehack is putting the ice cream carton in a ziplock plastic bag int he freezer. When it comes out its soft, the air seal prevents the hard freezing effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,944 Posted August 22, 2016 A popular lifehack is putting the ice cream carton in a ziplock plastic bag int he freezer. When it comes out its soft, the air seal prevents the hard freezing effect. Really?? I'm going to try it next time! Actually, I've learned not to thaw at room temperature. I just put the ice cream in the refrigerator so even if I forget it's not as brutal as leaving it out on the counter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,793 Posted August 22, 2016 Yeah, I've done that but then you get thin melted slivers of ice cream instead of that big gob you really want. You must not being doing it right then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted August 22, 2016 Or just put the spoon or ice cream scoop under hot water for a little bit and then scoop out the ice cream... Personally I microwave it for a few seconds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,261 Posted August 22, 2016 The trend to replace male roles with female leads. Then the audacity of the media to try to place the blame on men for not supporting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,793 Posted August 23, 2016 Personally I microwave it for a few seconds You should never place your spoons in the microwave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,983 Posted August 23, 2016 I'm at the Hertz rental desk in Irvine and they are out of cars. I should have one in 15 minutes... allegedly. I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted August 24, 2016 I'm at the Hertz rental desk in Irvine and they are out of cars. I should have one in 15 minutes... allegedly. I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode. Kinda like McDonalds being out of hamburgers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted August 24, 2016 thats really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,983 Posted August 24, 2016 thats really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T2GmGSNvaM I actually got the car shortly after posting my rant, to give Hertz some credit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted August 27, 2016 Gnats. Focking things piss me off more than anything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 834 Posted August 27, 2016 NascarOpen wheel racing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,547 Posted 18 hours ago The Geek bored lately 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,318 Posted 17 hours ago 2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: I see dead people I see liberals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 257 Posted 16 hours ago On 8/27/2016 at 9:41 AM, shotsup said: On 8/26/2016 at 8:36 PM, kilroy69 said: Nascar Open wheel racing Still well below NASCAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,845 Posted 4 hours ago Men wearing open toe sandals/ shoes anywhere but the beach. No one wants to see that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,045 Posted 4 hours ago Man buns. /Thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyutah 483 Posted 4 hours ago 16 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Men wearing open toe sandals/ shoes anywhere but the beach. No one wants to see that. You have to go out of your way to stare at a mans feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,845 Posted 4 hours ago Just now, jonnyutah said: You have to go out of your way to stare at a mans feet. Not if I’m in the waiting room at the doctors office. Just put some fockin sneakers on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,825 Posted 4 hours ago 7 minutes ago, jonnyutah said: You have to go out of your way to stare at a mans feet. I thought the same thing. I'm not even looking at people's feet to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites