edjr 5,626 Posted May 8, 2017 mouth full of seeds. sneeze and no time to use anything to cover my yapper my desk looks like a war zone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fumbleweed 434 Posted May 8, 2017 Why do birds suddenly appear... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,307 Posted May 8, 2017 Must be you because I can tell when I am going to sneeze... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted May 8, 2017 I resist laughing in elevators for fear of the slip fart. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 8, 2017 Must be you because I can tell when I am going to sneeze...this, there's at least 3 minor inhale burst before the sneeze occurs. Someone is a look at me sneezer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 709 Posted May 8, 2017 Easy on the thundersnow, Stuey Ungar. Your nostrils are basically the equivalent of (40-year porn industry veteran) Nina Hartley's or Octomom's vag. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,626 Posted May 8, 2017 Easy on the thundersnow, Stuey Ungar. Your nostrils are basically the equivalent of (40-year porn industry veteran) Nina Hartley's or Octomom's vag. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 8, 2017 Do you spit the seeds all over the greens too ? Bigger douchebaggery than smoking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,626 Posted May 8, 2017 Do you spit the seeds all over the greens too ? Bigger douchebaggery than smoking. I don't seed when I golf, the few times I have, yes I put them all around the cup. i save them up to do so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 8, 2017 How exactly does the posi-trac rear end of a Plymouth work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,288 Posted May 8, 2017 Anyone else sneeze when they walk out into the bright sun? Or look at a lightbulb to help coax a sneeze out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,626 Posted May 8, 2017 Anyone else sneeze when they walk out into the bright sun? Or look at a lightbulb to help coax a sneeze out? yup when I'm on my like 5th or 6th sneeze in a row and the last one won't come out. look into the sun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,558 Posted May 8, 2017 Threw my back out a couple years ago with a sneeze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 709 Posted May 8, 2017 Do you spit the seeds all over the greens too ? Bigger douchebaggery than smoking. I hate this more than anything anyone could do on a golf course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 8, 2017 Can you sneeze with your eyes open? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,626 Posted May 8, 2017 Can you sneeze with your eyes open? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 8, 2017 Tbe older I get, the more sneezes are paired with farts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 546 Posted May 8, 2017 It doesn't really happen now, but there was a period of time 10-15 years ago where every time I sneezed, my balls tingled. I kinda miss those days.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,626 Posted May 8, 2017 It doesn't really happen now, but there was a period of time 10-15 years ago where every time I sneezed, my balls tingled. I kinda miss those days.... the lower they drop, the worse life gets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,288 Posted May 8, 2017 Can you sneeze with your eyes open? Yes, but then it can be tough to go find them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,288 Posted May 8, 2017 yup when I'm on my like 5th or 6th sneeze in a row and the last one won't come out. look into the sun So then you have the same tumor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 8, 2017 So then you have the same tumor. It's not a toomah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted May 9, 2017 I always race to get the food down when I feel a sneeze coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,185 Posted May 9, 2017 Tbe older I get, the more sneezes are paired with sharts. Eeewwwwwwww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted May 9, 2017 I resist laughing in elevators for fear of the slip fart. I fart in elevators to laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted May 9, 2017 I can make myself sneeze by pinching the peak of my nose right where the cartilage begins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted May 9, 2017 Has anyone else noticed the entire US population (including edjr) has started over-using the word "literally", not to mention using it in place of "figuratively" which is the EXACT opposite? It's unnecessarily used for emphasis, but all it really does is drive me insane. Figuratively. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted May 9, 2017 Has anyone else noticed the entire US population (including edjr) has started over-using the word "literally", not to mention using it in place of "figuratively" which is the EXACT opposite? It's unnecessarily used for emphasis, but all it really does is drive me insane. Figuratively. I have literally not noticed this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted May 9, 2017 Has anyone else noticed the entire US population (including edjr) has started over-using the word "literally", not to mention using it in place of "figuratively" which is the EXACT opposite? It's unnecessarily used for emphasis, but all it really does is drive me insane. Figuratively. The word now means the exact opposite. When you are being Literal, you now just exclude any descriptive word from the context. I literally had to take 5 trains to get here! (Took maybe 3) I took 5 trains to get here. (I took exactly 5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 9, 2017 Figuratively speaking, I literally have no idea what you're babbling about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted May 9, 2017 The word now means the exact opposite. When you are being Literal, you now just exclude any descriptive word from the context. I literally had to take 5 trains to get here! (Took maybe 3) I took 5 trains to get here. (I took exactly 5) "I literally couldn't eat another bite." How are any of those sentenced changed with the use of 'literally'? What else does it convey - other than the person speaking is a moron? Not a damn thing - it's filler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,201 Posted May 9, 2017 this, there's at least 3 minor inhale burst before the sneeze occurs. Someone is a look at me sneezer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,201 Posted May 9, 2017 "I literally couldn't eat another bite." How are any of those sentenced changed with the use of 'literally'? What else does it convey - other than the person speaking is a moron? Not a damn thing - it's filler. if i said i laughed so hard i cried, you might think i just laughed really hard but didn't actually shed tears. If i said i laughed so hard i was literally crying, i'm trying to drive home the point that my laughter actually induced tears. but otherwise, i generally agree with the overuse of the word 'literally'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted May 9, 2017 if i said i laughed so hard i cried, you might think i just laughed really hard but didn't actually shed tears. If i said i laughed so hard i was literally crying, i'm trying to drive home the point that my laughter actually induced tears. 20+ years ago I'd have agreed. But now that it also means figuratively, I'd have no idea whether you cried or not. So, it conveys NOTHING in that sentence either. The word has lost all meaning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,201 Posted May 9, 2017 20+ years ago I'd have agreed. But now that it also means figuratively, I'd have no idea whether you cried or not. So, it conveys NOTHING in that sentence either. The word has lost all meaning. I would argue it conveys that I actually cried due to my laughing but since you are jaded on the word it conveys NOTHING to YOU specifically. Which would be your issue, not the person using the word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted May 10, 2017 since you are jaded on the word it conveys NOTHING to YOU specifically. It conveys nothing to anyone using the current American lexicon - not just me. "I literally cried", no longer means the person had tears. It could mean that, or it could mean he's trying to add emphasis and is just another dooshbag who's bastardizing the English language. Nobody knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,201 Posted May 10, 2017 It conveys nothing to anyone using the current American lexicon - not just me. "I literally cried", no longer means the person had tears. It could mean that, or it could mean he's trying to add emphasis and is just another dooshbag who's bastardizing the English language. Nobody knows. thats your opinion. there are many aspects of language that have been bastardized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,740 Posted May 10, 2017 I can make myself sneeze by pinching the peak of my nose right where the cartilage begins. I can do the same thing but with ejaculating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,288 Posted May 10, 2017 I can do the same thing but with ejaculating Wow, you have to be really careful putting on sunglasses. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,201 Posted May 10, 2017 Wow, you have to be really careful putting on sunglasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites