Week 3 FU thread

[jimaveli 119]

Say something negative about Melvin Gordon's knee! Hurry!

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Is Hunt still alive? 57 yards on 8 carries, yet KC has done nothing but throw for multiple drives in a row (and to the surprise of no one, punt on every one of those drives).

[jimaveli 119]

Alex Smith turned back into Alex Smith. Guns are being continuously left unslung.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Alex Smith turned back into Alex Smith. Guns are being continuously left unslung.

 

The Walrus deciding that having Hunt run for 50+ yards on 5 carries in the first quarter isn't a good game plan and going to Alex Smith to throw them to victory.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Rivers with a 4th pick.

 

Eat a d1ck, Philip.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

I think Bennett lost Rodgers with all the drops last week. And so ends another overhyped TE.

[murf74 461]

And the biggest FU of all goes out to Mike Tomlin and the rest of the Steelers (except Villenuava). For the first time in my life I'm happy as hell they got humiliated by the Bears. Losers

Karma!

[tanatastic 2,062]

Can only FU myself. I chase points from a man named Semen, meanwhile Russ has remembered he plays QB and puts up a monster on my bench.

[thePRO 78]

Can only FU myself. I chase points from a man named Semen, meanwhile Russ has remembered he plays QB and puts up a monster on my bench.

 

Not your fault. RW did his best Bortles impression today. Pretty sure Russ was like 3/10 22 yards for most of the 1st half. Then he got that golden garbage time.

[tanatastic 2,062]

 

Not your fault. RW did his best Bortles impression today. Pretty sure Russ was like 3/10 22 yards for most of the 1st half. Then he got that golden garbage time.

I had to see Wilson awaken before starting him. Now I can safely play him and not expect an implosion at least.

[ChinaCat 21]

Still play Diggs and Cook. QB doesn't seem to matter.

[Gratefulegg1973 261]

FU Coby Fleener. No, I take that back. I know you suck, and you know it too. The real FU goes to the human cupcake Tyler Eifert. Play the focking game you vagina. Fock you, Tyler.

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I'd also like to send a big FU to the Carolina and Baltimore defenses, who combined to give me a whopping -1 point between them in two leagues. Solid efforts all around

 

And fock me for poor drafting. In 25 years, I've never taken a kicker before the last round. This year I reached a round or two earlier and got Tucker and Gostkowski. Don't think either of them has kicked a FG yet.

[Bills04 56]

DeMarco Murray. Yeah, his hammy injury was SO BAD, he just effing outran the whole SEA DEF on a 75 yard run.

 

I instead played BAL RB T. West with a gimme matchup against the hapless Jaguars. Point differential: 19 vs. 0.6...

 

It will likely cost me my week, and being 0-3 in my $ league.

[SpenceToons 70]

Can only FU myself. I chase points from a man named Semen, meanwhile Russ has remembered he plays QB and puts up a monster on my bench.

 

I'm gonna have to saddle up to the bar and join you. I messed around with a QB I picked up off the street who made me...Wince.

 

Bartender....another round here?

[LunaTick 30]

Ty Montgomery, wtf

 

Wenz, wtf.

 

Me, not paying attention to Keenum owning of the Bucs and sitting Diggs (Tate did OK, but was about 1/3 of Diggs) wtf.

[hoydogg 3]

Derek Carr looking like a dumpster fire.

[Brutal Brutus 182]

Jordan Howard. Cleared to play with that shoulder for the second straight week, and put up a dud last week. Fool me once Howard, you ride the pine this week. Two minutes into the game, gets his first TD.

[vuduchile 1,945]

Carr

[Frozenbeernuts 2,258]

FU to Jordan Howard. You sucked so bad last week, that I benched you this week. I mean I'm going to get high points... but I could have set a league record!!!!

[tanatastic 2,062]

FU to Jordan Howard. You sucked so bad last week, that I benched you this week. I mean I'm going to get high points... but I could have set a league record!!!!

Sat Russ, would have probably locked up high point payout starting him.

[ric0 23]

FU Cooper. Another waste of a week.

[tanatastic 2,062]

FU Cooper. Another waste of a week.

This is the best setup for him, now they will throw most of the half.

[ric0 23]

This is the best setup for him, now they will throw most of the half.

Likely throw to Crabtree

[jrbdmb 28]

FU Cooper and Carr. At the start of the Sunday Night Football I needed 9.8 points to win my game. (I have Coop and Carr, opponent is done.)

 

Almost halfway thru the 3rd quarter and now I need 11.0 points to win. FU Raiders for laying a gigantic rotten egg on national TV.

[LunaTick 30]

Raiders. I mean your supposed to at least be scoring FG throughout the game.

Not just in the 4th quarter

[Flint5 4]

Sat R Wilson, D Baldwin and B Cooks so naturally they all go off. F me for not hanging tough.

[jrbdmb 28]

This is the best setup for him, now they will throw most of the half.

 

I guess Carr didn't get the memo. What a pathetic POS display.

[Fearsome 22]

Sat Howard (26 points) and started Kelce, Tucker and the Ravens D/ST (1.1 points total). Thankful for Carr blowing and for my opponent leaving Thompson on the bench. Still in serious trouble. Up 13 going into tomorrow and my opponent has Dez and Bailey. Go Cardinals!!!

[Antiramie 50]

I went from being hopeful about my team to hating it in a 12 hour span. Crowell is a joke. CJA is losing ground to a guy held together with duct tape. Tyrell Williams and Hunter Henry are stuck on a team with a trash OC and QB. NE def just let a rookie QB punk them at home. Baldwin, you're cool...oh wait you're hurt now.

 

Normally I'd be pissed about my bench blowing up, but they suck too.

[Vince44 205]

Fock the Panthers defense.

 

Fock the Raiders offense...Lynch owner.

 

Fock myself for not starting Jordy.

[Bob Ross 56]

Jordan Reed. I hope your car gets keyed. FU.

[ric0 23]

Fock the Dallas passing D. Looser than a Wizard's sleeve.

[weepaws 3,191]

Rivers scored 3 points.

 

I still won but come on man

[DonS 3,292]

Hunter Henry and his 2nd game with ZERO targets.