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I like the way your mom looks up at me from there.

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my left ball hangs lower then my tiny peemus.

 

that is all.

Sorry to hear

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I got rid of its hairs 10 minutes ago.

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I got rid of its hairs 10 minutes ago.

All of it ?

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I got rid of its hairs 10 minutes ago.

 

Take it to the Short and Curly bored. :nono:

 

 

 

 

:wub:

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I got rid of its hairs 10 minutes ago.

 

Do you have a special person in your life who gets to see that, or are you just trying to rile up the horn dogs here? :cheers:

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I once had a crazy biotech kick me in the nutz over a rose bush. Full punt. Have never been the same.

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my left ball hangs lower.

 

that is all.

For years I had what felt like a third nut in the bag. There's a term for it like variseal or something like that.

 

It must be like kneading bread dough. Because after years of self-abuse I'm pretty sure I just worked that knot right out of the sack.

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Do you know the difference between 12 year old crotch and 12 year old scotch?

Michael Jackson did

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