Marvel might be adding its first Muslim superhero #fockyou

[joneo 556]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/marvel-might-be-adding-its-first-muslim-superhero-to-the-mcu-and-were-so-ready-for-her/ar-AAxgeaH?li=BBnb7Kz

 

 

Marvel might be adding its first Muslim superhero to the MCU, and we're so ready for her Marvel Studios, for instance, has finally given a female-led superhero movie the green light with Captain Marvel starring Brie Larson, and rumors of a solo Black Widow movie have fans crossing their fingers.

 

 

 

 

If they have a religious based super hero, what about all the other denominations?

[Cloaca du jour 2,150]

There have been several throughout the years...

Its not like they are making a new one.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Finally a chance for some much-needed hilarity around here.

 

Guess the super powers.

[TD Ryan2 316]

BombMan?

The Sheik?

Captain Goat Herder?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Her weakness is being unable to drive or leave the house without a male relative.

 

Superpower is a foul stench of unwashed poosay wafting from her Burkha that renders foes unconscious.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Dont really care if they do as long as its a good movie

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I cant wait for the Captain Genderbender movie. Starting Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,350]

I cant wait for the Captain Genderbender movie. Starting Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner.

 

I can just see it, Bruce Banner/Hulk type, shes always Caitlyn, but when she gets mad she grows a back

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

I can just see it, Bruce Banner/Hulk type, shes always Caitlyn, but when she gets mad she grows a ###### back

You wont like me when Im triggered!

 

Quick, back to the safe space!

[Voltaire 5,316]

When she snaps her fingers and points, some guy shows up with a suicide vest, screams "Alahu Akbar" and detonates himself.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Dont really care if they do as long as its a good movie

Sad

[NorthernVike 2,086]

If it's female the Muslims won't like it.

[Strike 5,544]

Suicide girl

[NorthernVike 2,086]

I hope her duty is to seek revenge on those goat fuckers that keep her down.

[Cloaca du jour 2,150]

Dont really care if they do as long as its a good movie

This

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Let us know when you fanboys think one of these cartoons isn't any good.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Among other things, she has a plutonium clitoris. She will use it to wage war against female genital mutilation.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Wouldnt her weakness be pork?

[wiffleball 4,790]

Wouldnt her weakness be pork?

Backstory, her family was killed in a ham bush.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Backstory, her family was killed in a ham bush.

[shotsup 832]

Dont really care if they do as long as its a good movie

Trailblazer.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

She can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well the World Trade Center anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still too soon?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel dirty for that joke.

[shotsup 832]

She can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well the World Trade Center anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still too soon?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel dirty for that joke.

"Joke"

Should feel dirty because it wasn't even funny.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Unrelated note, I watched a special on the Sikhs the other day. Here I was thinking I was all woke because I was pronounce them Sikh like s e e k.

 

Turns out, it's actually pronounced like s i c k.

 

Man, they really got kind of screwed by 9:11.

 

But, I imagine beekeepers did too.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Unrelated note, I watched a special on the Sikhs the other day. Here I was thinking I was all woke because I was pronounce them Sikh like s e e k.

 

Turns out, it's actually pronounced like s i c k.

 

Man, they really got kind of screwed by 9:11.

 

But, I imagine beekeepers did too.

Bigmoni was a sikh as I recall. He was a good poster. Wish he was still around.

[cbfalcon 825]

I know about 25% of the world's population is Muslim and about 20% black, but everyone knows that if there were actually 20-30 people in the world with super powers, they'd all be white Christian types.....Yet now they try to bullshiit us with a black super hero and possibly a Muslim super hero? Ridiculous.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I know about 25% of the world's population is Muslim and about 20% black, but everyone knows that if there were actually 20-30 people in the world with super powers, they'd all be white Christian types.....Yet now they try to bullshiit us with a black super hero and possibly a Muslim super hero? Ridiculous.

Theres an Asian too. Dr. Stranges sidekick.

[KSB2424 3,148]

For me its just over saturation of both Marvels and Star Wars these days. I know it make gobs of money, hence why, but ugh. I cant keep up.

[posty 2,700]

Marvel might be adding its first Muslim superhero #fockyou

I think the name needs work...

[drobeski 3,061]

Does he wipe bare handed ?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Does he tie gays, I mean bad guys to chairs and throw them off roofs?

[jerryskids 6,799]

I know about 25% of the world's population is Muslim and about 20% black, but everyone knows that if there were actually 20-30 people in the world with super powers, they'd all be white Christian types.....Yet now they try to bullshiit us with a black super hero and possibly a Muslim super hero? Ridiculous.

 

Good point, the blacks in the middle of nowhere Africa and the Muslims in... any middle east country (but the Dubai emirate), Indonesia, etc... are the target market for a 9 figure budget superhero film. :thumsup:

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Superpower is a foul stench of unwashed poosay wafting from her Burkha that renders foes unconscious.

 

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[jerryskids 6,799]

 

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I told my wife about this thread and read her some responses. Got to TTBOM and said, yeah... I can't read that to you. She knows we are miscreants and didn't push it.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,350]

Bond Franchise already did this

 

[cbfalcon 825]

 

Good point, the blacks in the middle of nowhere Africa and the Muslims in... any middle east country (but the Dubai emirate), Indonesia, etc... are the target market for a 9 figure budget superhero film. :thumsup:

 

Hopefully when they tried it with the africa black one and it petered out at $1.3B made, they learned their lesson.

[jerryskids 6,799]

 

Hopefully when they tried it with the africa black one and it petered out at $1.3B made, they learned their lesson.

 

I hear that that was a very good movie. And as such they may make more. Because capitalism, not some liberal white guilt feeling that they need to make more because 20% of the world's population carries water on their heads barefoot with flies incessantly biting them. This ends today's economics lesson.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,350]

 

Hopefully when they tried it with the africa black one and it petered out at $1.3B made, they learned their lesson.

 

how much was made in Africa?

[jerryskids 6,799]

 

I hear that that was a very good movie. And as such they may make more. Because capitalism, not some liberal white guilt feeling that they need to make more because 20% of the world's population carries water on their heads barefoot with flies incessantly biting them. This ends today's economics lesson.

 

 

 

how much was made in Africa?

 

I think we've made our points; let's let him lick his wounds and come back re-energized at a later date to fight some other indefensible SJW cause.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

 

how much was made in Africa?

Two roosters, 14 chickens and a goat.