Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 23, 2018 Shut your whoore mouf. I dont expect you to call me dad, but as long as Im focking your mom, you will respect me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted August 23, 2018 major dishwasher accident Now that's old school, right there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted August 23, 2018 He's a glowstah man. He's out trappin lobstahs while jerkin to reruns of Wahlburgers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted August 23, 2018 I think we all need clarification on what youre going to be tugging Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted August 23, 2018 He's a glowstah man. He's out trappin lobstahs while jerkin to reruns of Wahlburgers. Fortunately, he doesn't type with an accent but my fear is that he does sound like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 23, 2018 The Elevator Killer most likely. And I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for you damned kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted August 23, 2018 Bonds wasn't the goat. He was a cheating piece of garbage, who stained the HR record and baseball, and shouldn't be allowed in the HOF. That should get him here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted August 23, 2018 Sent/received yesterday... Me: Just checking if you be ok... Guessing you're just on vacation but some geeks were asking edjr: All is well. Thanks for checking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted August 23, 2018 Fortunately, he doesn't type with an accent but my fear is that he does sound like that. He does, he's posted videos on here with him talking. It's dreadful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted August 23, 2018 Bonds wasn't the goat. He was a cheating piece of garbage, who stained the HR record and baseball, and shouldn't be allowed in the HOF. That should get him here. At the very least you got posty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,045 Posted August 23, 2018 Ed's dead baby, Ed's dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted August 23, 2018 Ed's dead baby, Ed's dead. this is next level shitte omitting the comma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 23, 2018 He does, he's posted videos on here with him talking. It's dreadful Is it like that guy named *Mahk* who inserts himself in those car commercials Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted August 23, 2018 Anything is better than listening to morons from the Deep South. Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina and the rest. Duhhhhhh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vince44 202 Posted August 23, 2018 Ed has his own board. Must be busy over there. Football is back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted August 24, 2018 Ed has his own board. Must be busy over there. Football is back.Eds board was thoroughly hijacked by artista years ago. The only way that insufferable twaat starts a sentence without the words "I or Me" is if she learns a foreign language. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 24, 2018 Anything is better than listening to morons from the Deep South. Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina and the rest. Duhhhhhh. Boston, the heavy Brooklyn/New Jersey, and those Minnesota Wisconsin area accents are the worst in the us by far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted August 24, 2018 Boston, the heavy Brooklyn/New Jersey, and those Minnesota Wisconsin area accents are the worst in the us by far. No way. Deep South hicks. The ignorance just flows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted August 24, 2018 Boston, the heavy Brooklyn/New Jersey, and those Minnesota Wisconsin area accents are the worst in the us by far.You kuunts is all wrong. THE worst by far is any PR woman. Seriously, anything from Rosie Perez to now Cardi B whoever the hell that is. there's a reason why PR biitches get smacked around more than any other broads in the country. They should outsource those comnts to gitmo. Fuuck waterboarding. Five minutes of that shiit guys be turning in their own mothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 24, 2018 No way. Deep South hicks. The ignorance just flows. Meh. Maybe Im just used to it, growing up in the south. But that jersey guido accent is pretty focking ignorant sounding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted August 24, 2018 Meh. Maybe Im just used to it, growing up in the south. But that jersey guido accent is pretty focking ignorant sounding. Just read Digbys postings. "I'm gonna get me some" "I love me some" Ugh. I couldn't listen to that for long. And guidos are funny, and fun to make fun of. Fughedaboutit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted August 24, 2018 Boston, the heavy Brooklyn/New Jersey, and those Minnesota Wisconsin area accents are the worst in the us by far. Yep. Those accents are bad and hardly anyone finds them attractive. That being said, apparently people not only in America but from overseas say a southern accent is the most attractive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 24, 2018 Yep. Those accents are bad and hardly anyone finds them attractive. That being said, apparently people not only in America but from overseas say a southern accent is the most attractive Well, theres two southern accents. The patrician, southern belle mint Julep on the terrace one, which is attractive, and the backwoods hill billy one, which is not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofTEK 71 Posted August 24, 2018 Anything is better than listening to morons from the Deep South. Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina and the rest. Duhhhhhh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,045 Posted August 24, 2018 Boston, the heavy Brooklyn/New Jersey, and those Minnesota Wisconsin area accents are the worst in the us by far. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted August 24, 2018 Just read Digbys postings. "I'm gonna get me some" "I love me some" Ugh. I couldn't listen to that for long. And guidos are funny, and fun to make fun of. Fughedaboutit vs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted August 24, 2018 Kutulu killed Ed. You heard it here first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 24, 2018 Just read Digbys postings. "I'm gonna get me some" "I love me some" Ugh. I couldn't listen to that for long. Ha. The best. I'm gonna get me some <insert item> because I currently don't have any <item>. Gomerisms 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted August 24, 2018 Ha. The best. I'm gonna get me some <insert item> because I currently don't have any <item>. Gomerisms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted August 24, 2018 Southern drawl just makes me think someone is dumb. Like their accent lowers their intelligence. I know it’s ignorant but I can’t help it when I hear it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted August 24, 2018 Southern drawl just makes me think someone is dumb. Like their accent lowers their intelligence. I know its ignorant but I cant help it when I hear it. Valley girl speak is just as bad. Over the past 30 years, the word like has taken over the universe. So, he was like all mad at me and I was like even madder at him. And his friends were like lets get outta here, and my friends were like fock those guys, youre like so much better than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted August 25, 2018 The problem I have with Southerners isn't the drawl per se. It's that they talk so god damn slowly. no shiit. And I think Bert might have been there when I did this. I literally yelled at a guy on a conference call saying "could you talk faster please!" FFS. That's the part that gets my blood pressure through the roof. I mean fine, if you're sitting on the porch eyeballing the back 40 with your best Coon tick hound and a cool glass of lemonade, what the fuuck ever Cletus. But in a trading environment? Fuucking spit it out already. God damn, it pisses me off just thinking about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted August 25, 2018 Anything is better than listening to morons from the Deep South. Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina and the rest. Duhhhhhh. You can go Fock yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted August 25, 2018 Valley girl speak is just as bad. Over the past 30 years, the word like has taken over the universe. So, he was like all mad at me and I was like even madder at him. And his friends were like lets get outta here, and my friends were like fock those guys, youre like so much better than that. Vocal fry is the 2.0 version of valley girl and is 10x worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted August 25, 2018 Accent Rankings: Alabama Georgia/Tennessee Carolinas Mississippi/Arkansas Kentucky Louisiana Texas/OK Wisconsin Minnesota Ohio Michigan All other states west of the Mississippi Yankees/Bahstan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted August 25, 2018 Vocal fry is the 2.0 version of valley girl and is 10x worse. God,that's focking annoying. It's like all the downside of throat cancer without the upside of them dying sooner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted August 25, 2018 You can go Fock yourself You're right. A retarded accent is worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,587 Posted September 4, 2018 He's either in the drunk tank or wearing a leather suit and a ball gag somewhere. Maybe over at Zed's. He finally let me go. I had a great time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites