Kanil 520 Posted October 3, 2018 It said I didn't need to do anything... fock yeah... I'm going home for the day, b1tches! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,692 Posted October 3, 2018 #metoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted October 3, 2018 So did I. I'm somebody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,171 Posted October 3, 2018 Everyone important received one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted October 3, 2018 Can we stop with the monthly EAS now? Jeebus, between that, weather, Amber, silver, etc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted October 3, 2018 Can we stop with the monthly EAS now? Jeebus, between that, weather, Amber, silver, etc... WTF is silver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,939 Posted October 3, 2018 WTF is silver? Second place to gold. Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted October 3, 2018 Second place to gold. Duh. First thing that popped into my head is it's some sort of AARP alert for grey hairs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted October 3, 2018 Old person with dementia that wandered away. I see different silver alerts almost every day. They put them up on the highway signs even if it is as far away as Austin or San Antonio. First thing that popped into my head is it's some sort of AARP alert for grey hairs. I was close! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted October 3, 2018 You can opt out of them on your phone. Not on tv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 3, 2018 You want these alerts. A few of the GC at least seems to live under a rock so you want to know when missiles are inbound or other freak disasters happen. You dont want to be the last to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,040 Posted October 3, 2018 Thanks President Trump. MAGA! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted October 3, 2018 Great, another meaningless reason to look at my dumb phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted October 3, 2018 They showed a big beefy white bald bodyguard a company melanoma in Africa. How much do you want to bet she's getting it regular on the Forbidden continent? No way she's going for one of the natives. The Eastern Europeans Don't Mess With That Monkey Business. So to speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 197 Posted October 3, 2018 Thanks President Trump. MAGA! another huge fockin win. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted October 3, 2018 They showed a big beefy white bald bodyguard a company melanoma in Africa. How much do you want to bet she's getting it regular on the Forbidden continent? No way she's going for one of the natives. The Eastern Europeans Don't Mess With That Monkey Business. So to speak. Wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 3, 2018 I got it on my Verizon phone but not my AT&T phone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,430 Posted October 3, 2018 I got it on my Verizon phone but not my AT&T phone Exact opposite...got it on ATT but not Verizon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 3, 2018 Exact opposite...got it on ATT but not Verizon That's pretty funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,040 Posted October 3, 2018 My butler got it on my Verizon and but my maid didn't get it on my at&t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 3, 2018 My butler got it on my Verizon and but my maid didn't get it on my at&t That's because you were in Fishtown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,040 Posted October 4, 2018 That's because you were in Fishtown. We were down by the water. It's right next to the river. Everyone from Fishtown knows that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted October 4, 2018 We were down by the water. It's right next to the river. Everyone from Fishtown knows that. Wow. The water is right next to the river huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,040 Posted October 4, 2018 Wow. The water is right next to the river huh? Fishtown you idiot. It's right next to the river. They wouldn't have named it Fishtown if there weren't any fish nearby. I recall some guy who lives by a bridge in Filthy didn't know that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted October 4, 2018 Fishtown you idiot. It's right next to the river. They wouldn't have named it Fishtown if there weren't any fish nearby. I recall some guy who lives by a bridge in Filthy didn't know that. Was he a NYer turned Philthadelphia phan ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,040 Posted October 4, 2018 Was he a NYer turned Philthadelphia phan ? Somewhat. Long Island. Jets fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted October 4, 2018 You can opt out of them on your phone. My phone allows me to opt out of everything, except presidential alerts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted October 4, 2018 My phone alerts me when HT comes up with something new and witty, but so far it has never done that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,177 Posted October 4, 2018 My phone allows me to opt out of everything, except presidential alerts. Even posting here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted October 4, 2018 My phone alerts me when HT comes up with something new and witty, but so far it has never done that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,088 Posted October 4, 2018 I received it. Didnt know it was coming and it was a little weird when the whole office started ringing. Whats it actually for though? I mean what would constitute something like that? 1. Terrorist attack All I could come up with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted October 4, 2018 I received it. Didnt know it was coming and it was a little weird when the whole office started ringing. Whats it actually for though? I mean what would constitute something like that? 1. Terrorist attack All I could come up with. Well, one thing we can be sure of is trumps undeniable restraint when it comes to the use of Technology such as this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,135 Posted October 4, 2018 Snowflakes in New York already suing over these texts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,040 Posted October 4, 2018 Snowflakes in New York already suing over these texts. We got em. A lot are rich kid transplants and live in Brooklyn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites