Crestwood 2 128 Posted October 14, 2019 Mine: Everytime I turn on the TV I have to see AC Slater on the main screen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted October 14, 2019 Having to go to the lobby to get the hooker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 14, 2019 Dead hooker in the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Filthy Fernadez said: Dead hooker in the room. That doesn't bother me. It saves me a trip to the lobby. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,325 Posted October 14, 2019 When Erin Andrews finds my spy cam 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,517 Posted October 14, 2019 poorly timed housekeeping, especially if I put up the dnd sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 14, 2019 Not enough towels. Shower heads that are too low. I am not a tall guy, but some hotels have it at eye height. If I have to duck to wash my hair, I can't imagine what tall guys have to do. Moldy smell Paper thin walls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 14, 2019 Imagining all the jizz that's on the unwashed comforter. So gross. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,606 Posted October 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: poorly timed housekeeping, especially if I put up the dnd sign. you want me fluff pillow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crestwood 2 128 Posted October 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: poorly timed housekeeping, especially if I put up the dnd sign. Word. DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone. Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crestwood 2 128 Posted October 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Crestwood 2 said: Word. DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone. Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip FYI,I never tip this much to housekeeping especially when it’s the hotels fault to begin with. Mainly did it out of spite to so the rest of the housekeeping staff maybe won’t be so fin lazy next time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,517 Posted October 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Crestwood 2 said: Word. DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone. Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip My family and I are fairly low maintenance. Rarely want turn down service. If we are staying a week or more, new towels and turn down every 3 days... when we want it, do it while we are away all day. After activities we like to either chill at the pool or relax in the room (sometimes nap). I do not want to wait around for them to finish up when they had 4-6 hours of a vacant room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,517 Posted October 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: you want me fluff pillow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 14, 2019 21 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: you want me fluff pillow You want me come jerk you off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted October 14, 2019 1 hour ago, NorthernVike said: That doesn't bother me. It saves me a trip to the lobby. Not to mention it's cheaper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted October 14, 2019 Indigenous Guests Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted October 14, 2019 I'll tell you what I do like. I've stayed at so many fvcking Marriotts over the years for work that I haven't had to pay for any personal/vacation stays since 2006. Also, 4pm checkouts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Crestwood 2 said: Word. DND means DND. I don’t want housekeeping, I don’t need turn down service. Leave me the fock alone. Once I was staying at the Intercontinental- Wharf in DC. Claims to be 4.5 stars. It’s not, service f’ in blows. Got to room, had dirty sheets. Asked for a new room....sorry sold out. 4 hours later a housekeeper comes up to change the sheets. Told me that no one else wanted to come up, so she did when she was done her shift. Gave her $40 or $50 and told her go show the other lazy biotches that they missed out on a days pay tip This. Last week, was at several five star resorts in Bhutan. One of them, I left the dnd sign on the door and went to dinner. They came up to our table twice during the meal saying I had the dnd tag on, and do I want turn down service. I said no, do not focking disturb, like the focking tag says. When I get back to the room, I see that they came in and wrote me a note saying they didn't turn it down because of the dnd tag. Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,325 Posted October 14, 2019 A little bit of the Do Not Disturb business may be due to that psychopath that shot up the concert from the MGM in Vegas. They typically won’t let you stay holed up in a room without being checked on for days on end now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted October 15, 2019 Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,392 Posted October 15, 2019 Toe nail clippings or a hair found in the bathroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted October 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,517 Posted October 15, 2019 33 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crestwood 2 128 Posted October 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Fireballer said: Toe nail clippings or a hair found in the bathroom. I used to feel this way about the hair, but I realized there’s always gonna be one laying around. The nail clippings are gross though. If your room ever has a little sofa/couch thingie and you’re suddenly in the mood to puke all over yourself or loved ones.....move that puppy away from the wall a few inches and take a look at what is underneath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted October 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. Hooker and prostitute are the same thing. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,289 Posted October 15, 2019 When they dont have an elite check in line 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 15, 2019 Oh, my biggest one is sh!tty wifi. Either nonexistent, slow, or limits the number of devices, or makes you log in constantly, or they charge for it. In all cases, fock you. It's almost 2020. Get your crap together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crestwood 2 128 Posted October 15, 2019 Here’s another one. They have three different little bottles (shampoo, conditioner, body lotion) in the bathroom , yet each of them has the the exact same jizz/Elmer’s glue looking like substance in them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Crestwood 2 said: Here’s another one. They have three different little bottles (shampoo, conditioner, body lotion) in the bathroom , yet each of them has the the exact same jizz/Elmer’s glue looking like substance in them Why are you drinking them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Gladiators said: Why are you drinking them? I think he made that clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crestwood 2 128 Posted October 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Why are you drinking them? Thought it was the minibar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, OldMaid said: Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. Sometimes it is hard to detect a tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the newb 23 Posted October 15, 2019 When Lupee tucks the end of the sheets under the mattress Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, the newb said: When Lupee tucks the end of the sheets under the mattress I like to be unincumbered too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted October 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: Sometimes it is hard to detect a tranny. Don’t be making fun of my gunt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,325 Posted October 15, 2019 4 hours ago, OldMaid said: Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. At least you weren’t mistaken for the dead one in the room Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, OldMaid said: Don’t be making fun of my gunt! Pretty sure he was talking about your c0ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 15, 2019 5 hours ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Pretty sure he was talking about your c0ck. Maybe it is just a really big clit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 15, 2019 13 hours ago, OldMaid said: Getting mistaken for a hooker in the lobby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,714 Posted October 15, 2019 Your mom makes me pay for the room. She's a cheap slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites