Want $10 million? Just marry Mike Tyson's daughter

[bostonlager 2,678]

The bigger the berry the sweeter the juice

 

$10 million is $10 million, but 

 

[edjr 7,048]

Tyson's daughter is Lizzo?

[TBayXXXVII 2,683]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

Tyson's daughter is Lizzo?

Don't think she has a choice.

[bostonlager 2,678]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

Tyson's daughter is Lizzo?

Litho is the correct pronunciation. 

[drobeski 3,061]

Hourglass?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Definitely his daughter.  I wonder if she has a lisp?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Why would I do that when I already have $10 million

[edjr 7,048]

Oh jesus, I misread the title. Thought the person had to PAY 10 million

[Utilit99 4,099]

So MDC is gonna be rich? AND finally get laid?

[edjr 7,048]

Tom Arnold did it for a lot less.

[The Elevator Killer 727]

A dollar per pound?

[TimmySmith 2,783]

He mated with an Orc?

[posty 2,855]

How is he going to pay $10 million if he is worth about $3 million?

[Strike 6,036]

The girl's name is "MItchell"?  Did Mike think he was having a son?

[The Elevator Killer 727]

20 minutes ago, Strike said:

The girl's name is "MItchell"?  Did Mike think he was having a son?

That's short for Michelin. 

[5-Points 3,847]

I'D rather get in the ring with him for 1 million. 

[The Elevator Killer 727]

1 hour ago, TimmySmith said:

He mated with an Orc?

You forgot the "a" at the end. 

[Cruzer 1,996]

Idk, someone married Serena - is this that much of a stretch?

[edjr 7,048]

8 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Idk, someone married Serena - is this that much of a stretch?

I would have too. In a second.

[Hawkeye21 2,458]

I'm guessing this is a fake story.  Tyson only has a net worth around $3 million.

[The Elevator Killer 727]

8 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I'm guessing this is a fake story.  Tyson only has a net worth around $3 million.

Math vs Tyson. 

[Old School 360]

37 minutes ago, Cruzer said:

Idk, someone married Serena - is this that much of a stretch?

Serena doesn’t go 150 kilos.

 

 

yet

[Old School 360]

1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

That's short for Michelin. 

[KayJay1971 239]

3 hours ago, Strike said:

The girl's name is "MItchell"?  Did Mike think he was having a son?

Mike pronounces it as Michelle. 

[The Elevator Killer 727]

13 minutes ago, KayJay1971 said:

Mike pronounces it as Michelle. 

Spelling vs. Tyson. 

[edjr 7,048]

is it 20 million if you have to touch her?

[bostonlager 2,678]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

is it 20 million if you have to touch her?

Admit it. You would eat that beat up catcher's mitt looking snatch for a few free spins on the slots. 

[The Elevator Killer 727]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

is it 20 million if you have to touch her?

Mike Tyson - Threenty million even. 

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

What a beast

[edjr 7,048]

Just now, bostonlager said:

Admit it. You would eat that beat up catcher's mitt looking snatch for a few free spins on the slots. 

[tanatastic 2,062]

I’d leave my wife and entire life right this second for 10 or even 1 mil. 0 questions asked, don’t care who or what I had to bang every day for the rest of my life. Zero hesitation.

[bostonlager 2,678]

8 minutes ago, tanatastic said:

I’d leave my wife and entire life right this second for 10 or even 1 mil. 0 questions asked, don’t care who or what I had to bang every day for the rest of my life. Zero hesitation.

A true businessman.