SUXBNME 1,625 Posted January 21, 2021 1: Got home from work...Shower time, right? Went into the shower with my beenie on and didn't realize it until I went for the shampoo 2: Made a home made pizza last night and instead of squirting some ranch on the side of the plate, I squirted mayo on the side. Didn't know until I dipped the pizza into it What do you guys got? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 479 Posted January 21, 2021 I got kittahs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,314 Posted January 21, 2021 I constantly walk into a room and forget what I went there for. I just stand there and wait hoping it comes to me. Sometimes it does, sometimes it don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,005 Posted January 21, 2021 I'm starting to eat like an old person poor person. Instead of cooking an actual meal, I'm eating these things for dinner: Crackers and sardines Caviar and crackers with cream cheese (caviar from the farmers market isn't expensive) Cashews Soup Apples with peanut butter Canned tuna (lord, I haven't eaten canned tuna since the 90's and it made me sick) Cookies Ice cream And I can't sleep at night. I'm up like a baby, every 2 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,389 Posted January 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, peenie said: I'm starting to eat like an old person poor person. Instead of cooking an actual meal, I'm eating these things for dinner: Crackers and sardines Caviar and crackers with cream cheese (caviar from the farmers market isn't expensive) Cashews Soup Apples with peanut butter Canned tuna (lord, I haven't eaten canned tuna since the 90's and it made me sick) Cookies Ice cream And I can't sleep at night. I'm up like a baby, every 2 hours. My girl 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j 35 Posted January 21, 2021 Share chlorine with any elderly water displacement girls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,034 Posted January 21, 2021 22 minutes ago, Mookz said: My girl she's not white Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,355 Posted January 22, 2021 Guess what? The waiter doesn’t need to know your name. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,100 Posted January 22, 2021 I didn't know you were still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,355 Posted January 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: I didn't know you were still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,389 Posted January 22, 2021 Yo moms and yo auntie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted January 22, 2021 Joe Biden just got caught committing an elderly faux pas. He was caught underage drinking. He gave mouth treats to a young man and drank the children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,871 Posted January 22, 2021 6 hours ago, peenie said: I'm starting to eat like an old person poor person. Instead of cooking an actual meal, I'm eating these things for dinner: Crackers and sardines Caviar and crackers with cream cheese (caviar from the farmers market isn't expensive) Cashews Soup Apples with peanut butter Canned tuna (lord, I haven't eaten canned tuna since the 90's and it made me sick) Cookies Ice cream And I can't sleep at night. I'm up like a baby, every 2 hours. You sound like my not poor mother, she's 72. Great shape though!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,669 Posted January 22, 2021 I called my cat by my dogs name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,222 Posted January 22, 2021 I just went to get my readers to check out the geek club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,430 Posted January 22, 2021 My Boy Spirit and my aging Body are causing me pain. I had to react to my dog scaling a wall and jumped into action so quickly that my foot slipped and got a nasty sprain. I seriously don't feel my age but my body sure does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,389 Posted January 22, 2021 16 hours ago, edjr said: she's not white I'm not asking her to hold my wallet, or anything. I just want to be nut buddies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,282 Posted January 22, 2021 Intolerance.......sigh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,005 Posted January 22, 2021 18 hours ago, shorepatrol said: You sound like my not poor mother, she's 72. Great shape though!!!! I know, it's just what I'm craving. I guess once the kids leave the nest, the well rounded meal goes with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted January 23, 2021 1. WTF is a beanie ?? Are you Jewish ? 2. You deserve that for putting ranch on pizza. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted January 23, 2021 20 hours ago, shorepatrol said: You sound like my not poor mother, she's 72. Great shape though!!!! Can size ?????? (not length since you said she was in great shape) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 596 Posted January 23, 2021 I yell at the birds to get off my lawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,330 Posted January 23, 2021 19 hours ago, peenie said: I know, it's just what I'm craving. I guess once the kids leave the nest, the well rounded meal goes with them. I've got some salty nuts that you can snack on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
