phillybear 365 Posted April 28, 2021 Up next on the chopping block...the NBA, Flaming Hot Cheetos, and the Kardashian family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,562 Posted April 28, 2021 Just on the moon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,315 Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, kutulu said: Just on the moon Pretty much... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,083 Posted April 28, 2021 Purple drink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,453 Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, Cloaca du jour said: Purple drank FTFY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted April 28, 2021 Jumping Jehosophat. BEEP. BEEP. I'm driving the FAYLE DOZER. Note to self, search button exists. Note to self. Slam drawer shut on my balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,500 Posted April 28, 2021 KOOL cigarettes are racist. The O's look like handcuffs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,711 Posted April 28, 2021 It's King Biden to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted April 28, 2021 This is funny. I hope he bans 40's next and grape Kool-Aid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,949 Posted April 28, 2021 Popeyes is no good for you either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,315 Posted April 28, 2021 29 minutes ago, phillybear said: Seriously. Joe Biden is about to ban methol cigarettes What are "methol" cigarettes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,724 Posted April 28, 2021 RACCISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIDEN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,500 Posted April 28, 2021 23 minutes ago, fandandy said: This is funny. I hope he bans 40's next and grape Kool-Aid. Not just the 40s. Ban all malt liquor and Hennessey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, bostonlager said: Not just the 40s. Ban all malt liquor and Hennessey. And gin and juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,500 Posted April 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: And gin and juice. While we are at it, ban that noise they call rap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,315 Posted April 28, 2021 1 minute ago, bostonlager said: Ban all malt liquor and Hennessey. And Geritol... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,500 Posted April 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, posty said: And Geritol... Let's just ban the blacks. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, bostonlager said: While we are at it, ban that noise they call rap. I would pay money for that banning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, bostonlager said: Let's just ban the blacks. i would pay money for that too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 777 Posted April 28, 2021 just not american spirit, those are the only ones worth smoking on occasion anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted April 28, 2021 Can you imagine had Trump attempted to ban menthol cigarettes? Holy fock it would have been the end of the world. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 Should be an executive order to ban creepy and kameltoe as well. That would be great if someone handed him that executive order to sign and he just does what he always does and just signs it without reading it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, fandandy said: Can you imagine had Trump attempted to ban menthol cigarettes? Holy fock it would have been the end of the world. He would have gotten impeached at least 4 more times for that alone. What are we going to do today nancy? Same thing we do everyday cortez. Try to impeach Donald Trump. Snarf!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,096 Posted April 28, 2021 Ban pants hanging off your azz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,201 Posted April 28, 2021 Just now, DonS said: Ban pants hanging off your azz. Yes. Clothing companies are being racist by making them fit that way. It's designed to give a negative connotation of black people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted April 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, posty said: What are "methol" cigarettes? Sigh. Day drinking, working from home, and internet surfing lead to car wrecks. I need to stop the work part. Edited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, phillybear said: Sigh. Day drinking, working from home, and internet surfing lead to car wrecks. I need to stop the work part. Edited. Yes. I'm ecstatic not to have to fly weekly for the past while, but I am so sick of my work and now I brought it home. It is never ending. Drinking definitely helps it though. I've been trying to get fired for the last few years. Just hasn't happened yet. Maybe not drinking enough although my liver says otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted April 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: Yes. I'm ecstatic not to have to fly weekly for the past while, but I am so sick of my work and now I brought it home. It is never ending. Drinking definitely helps it though. I've been trying to get fired for the last few years. Just hasn't happened yet. Maybe not drinking enough although my liver says otherwise. Haven't seen my office since last March. I was already half time working from home anyway. Now they are packing up my office stuff and sticking it in a closet. My diabetes and apnea apparently give me medical cred to stay at home. I'm on call basically 365 days, at least 12 hours a day. I have enough booze to stock a speakeasy all over this place, but after Pennsylvania closed liquor stores for 3 months last year, I learned my lesson. Gotta be a boozeday prepper. Salud. I think that means "I just spilled a drink on myself". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 28, 2021 5 hours ago, phillybear said: Haven't seen my office since last March. I was already half time working from home anyway. Now they are packing up my office stuff and sticking it in a closet. My diabetes and apnea apparently give me medical cred to stay at home. I'm on call basically 365 days, at least 12 hours a day. I have enough booze to stock a speakeasy all over this place, but after Pennsylvania closed liquor stores for 3 months last year, I learned my lesson. Gotta be a boozeday prepper. Salud. I think that means "I just spilled a drink on myself". Salud dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,795 Posted April 28, 2021 This is how he repays blacks for their vote? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,680 Posted April 29, 2021 Is this like the red meat b******* story from 2 days ago? Jesus, you guys are desperate and gullible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 29, 2021 I’m drawing the line at fried chicken and watermelon. I love that stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites