Mount Rushmore of Pizza toppings - Yours ?

[Utilit99 4,099]

Eating NY pizza = flaccid crust, fold the shlt in half, tilt it downward so all the grease flows off of it before you put it in your mouth, take a bite, throw the rest away, then go get a corned beef on rye with mustard and enjoy.

[t.j. booker 217]

Bacon, meatballs, sausage and Mac n cheese.

Preferably on one stuffed crust slice.  

[Herbivore 1,115]

3 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

I’ve had good pizzas with pineapple on it. Hell, one I had a few months ago had peaches on it and that was delicious. But I have to be in the mood for it. A good pie with just pepperoni on it is hard to beat. Got a place in Charleston that only does pizza or a calzone. That’s it. No wings, no cheese sticks, no Stromboli. Open til 3 am. Their pizzas are delicious and my buddy from up north said it’s the closest he’s had outside of New York to authentic NY pizza. Which makes me wonder just how damn good NY pizza is 

The best pizza when done right is cheese

[Mike Isles 583]

24 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Eating NY pizza = flaccid crust, fold the shlt in half, tilt it downward so all the grease flows off of it before you put it in your mouth, take a bite, throw the rest away, then go get a corned beef on rye with mustard and enjoy.

OK for Sh1ts and giggles where do you get better pizza ?

[Bier Meister 1,658]

1 minute ago, Mike Isles said:

OK for Sh1ts and giggles where do you get better pizza ?

Dominos. Remember?

[Djgb13 2,339]

16 minutes ago, Herbivore said:

The best pizza when done right is cheese

I like some pepperonis on my pizza just cause I’m a huge carnivore but a good cheese pizza is delicious 

[Favre is a Twat 34]

2 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

OK for Sh1ts and giggles where do you get better pizza ?

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

Just now, Bier Meister said:

Dominos. Remember?

I said Dominos is better. I didn't say it was what I eat. Remember?

[Mike Isles 583]

5 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Dominos. Remember?

No

[Mike Isles 583]

6 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

I said Dominos is better. I didn't say it was what I eat. Remember?

Still a loser dbag

[Bier Meister 1,658]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

If you go to new york city for some crazy reason, and you really want pizza, I would suggest Dominos. Best they have in that city. 

 

10 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

No

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

38 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

 

If you go to new york city for some crazy reason, and you really want pizza, I would suggest Dominos. Best they have in that city. 

This would be correct. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 hour ago, Mike Isles said:

Still a loser dbag

Don't be so harsh on the guy. He lives in california or something and doesn't know pizza from a manhole cover with a homeless person sleeping on it. Kind of like new yorkers in the city. They think everything they do is better than the rest of the world. In reality, it's a violent slum with nothing to offer other than liberal crime stats, a slimy mayor, and scum bag governor. Oh,  and an aoc to boot.   

Oh, and the pizza there sucks. 

[nobody 2,567]

Mine is Teddy, Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson.  I get their DNA cloned and grow the fetuses in a lab.  Then I take those little fetuses use them as toppings.  Lincoln really makes a pie pop.

[Voltaire 5,202]

12 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

I love pineapple but not on a pizza. I don’t like fruit on a pizza. None. Nope. 

In China they have all sorts of whack toppings for pizza. One time a student ordered a fruit pizza, I'd gone years and years and never ordered that but since it was a gift, a measure of goodwill, I had a piece to be polite. It surprised me, fruit pizza is actually good as a breakfast food.

[Voltaire 5,202]

One of my great failings in life was not figuring out how to tell my wife, "No I get to pick what's on both pizzas and you don't get any imput." In fact I never tried. I just seemed rude. So we always get two pizzas, one normal and one with pineapple. What happens is that I only eat the normal one and my kids have spent their entire life thinking pineaapple on pizza is normal.

 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,115]

It depends. In the Chicago area sausage is king. For whatever reason the sausage used around the different parts of the country I have tried isnt all that good.

On the east coast I typically order pepperoni

[Alias Detective 1,389]

Pepperoni, onion and mushroom and make my pie well done.  

[Hawkeye21 2,382]

Sausage, Canadian bacon, peppers and mushrooms.

[Utilit99 4,099]

10 hours ago, nobody said:

Mine is Teddy, Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson.  I get their DNA cloned and grow the fetuses in a lab.  Then I take those little fetuses use them as toppings.  Lincoln really makes a pie pop.

Chicago alone.

Shot & Killed: 250
Shot & Wounded: 1199
Total Shot: 1449
Total Homicides: 267

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 hour ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Sausage, Canadian bacon, peppers and mushrooms.

Dang. Why do people like mushrooms on pizza so much? They're all so mushy and slimey and stuff served that way. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

A pepperoni hot pocket is amazing but only if prepped correctly.  Throw away the foil covers.  Wet a paper towel and wrap them in it.  Heat 2 for 3:30.  Let sit 1 minute.  Unwrap and the outer shell is now hot and soft.  Dip it in some quality pizza sauce as you eat it. 
 

the cooking instructions on the box yields a brick dough that you can break your teeth on. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,485]

20 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Unpossible. 

Too many toppings to narrow it down. 

Any/every thing but anchovies. 

This

[Utilit99 4,099]

8 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

A pepperoni hot pocket is amazing but only if prepped correctly.  Throw away the foil covers.  Wet a paper towel and wrap them in it.  Heat 2 for 3:30.  Let sit 1 minute.  Unwrap and the outer shell is now hot and soft.  Dip it in some quality pizza sauce as you eat it. 
 

the cooking instructions on the box yields a brick dough that you can break your teeth on. 

Good advice. 

[DonS 3,292]

Pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, Canadian bacon 

[dain11279 963]

Pepperoni and sausage. Christ you people, it's a pizza, not a salad.

[Mike Isles 583]

18 minutes ago, DonS said:

Pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, Canadian bacon 

And your mom. 

[Hawkeye21 2,382]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Dang. Why do people like mushrooms on pizza so much? They're all so mushy and slimey and stuff served that way. 

I just like mushrooms, especially with my steak.

[DonS 3,292]

7 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

And your mom. 

Nah.  No anchovies please.

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

13 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I just like mushrooms, especially with my steak.

Button mushrooms? Cooked in white wine? I like those. 

Can't stand mushroom on pizza though. Maybe it's just a me thing.

[nobody 2,567]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Chicago alone.

Shot & Killed: 250
Shot & Wounded: 1199
Total Shot: 1449
Total Homicides: 267

What does this have to do with pizza toppings?

[DonS 3,292]

Just now, nobody said:

What does this have to do with pizza toppings?

Proof that Chicago style pizza kills. 

[Gladiators 1,964]

Sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and onions

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 minutes ago, DonS said:

Proof that Chicago style pizza kills. 

That's right! Now we see that someone is actually thinking. 

[Mike Isles 583]

14 minutes ago, DonS said:

Nah.  No anchovies please.

 

Gross. I threw up in my mouf

[DonS 3,292]

21 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

That's right! Now we see that someone is actually thinking. 

Just to clarify:  In this case I meant "kills" as in "sucks". 

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 minutes ago, DonS said:

Just to clarify:  In this case I meant "kills" as in "sucks". 

Although I've never eaten a used tampon from a sweaty, fat, ugly cow of a woman, I imagine that would be better than NY pizza. 

Chicago pizza rules the roost.  

[TimmySmith 2,782]

GOOD anchovies. Bacon (not bits). Mushrooms. Jalapenos. 

[DonS 3,292]

1 minute ago, Utilit99 said:

Although I've never eaten a used tampon from a sweaty, fat, ugly cow of a woman, I imagine that would be better than NY pizza. 

Chicago pizza rules the roost.  

Why did you have to bring yer mom into this debate? 

Seriously though, it's probably based on where you were raised.  Being from upstate NY I always ate NY style pizza.  Where you from? 

[TimmySmith 2,782]

2 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Although I've never eaten a used tampon from a sweaty, fat, ugly cow of a woman, I imagine that would be better than NY pizza. 

Chicago pizza rules the roost.  

Nah, pretty much a swollen tampon would be much like a fat pizza.