Joe Biden’s State of the Union speech to Congress

[The Real timschochet 2,943]

The President will give his State of the Union address tonight. He will propose huge reparations to all black Americans, huge taxes on all white Americans, forcing schoolchildren to watch gay sex pornography at school, and nuclear war with Russia and China. While delivering this speech he will interrupt himself with losses of memory, attacks of senility, and lewd groping of whatever teenagers might come into his sight line. 
 

OK none of this will happen. But when I read this forum on a regular basis, the above description is my impression. 

[Reality 2,710]

Relevant.

 

[The Real timschochet 2,943]

Just now, Reality said:

Relevant.

 

From last year to this year, all of the items listed have rapidly improved: inflation has gone down, gas prices have gone down, and border crossings have gone up: all of this is good for us. 

[posty 2,296]

No need to watch it, it will be full of lies like they usually are...

[The Real timschochet 2,943]

1 minute ago, posty said:

No need to watch it, it will be full of lies like they usually are...

Actually it’s just the opposite: because these speeches are so heavily scrutinized they tend to be more fact-based than normal Presidential speeches. This was true even of Trump. 

[Reality 2,710]

15 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

From last year to this year, all of the items listed have rapidly improved: inflation has gone down, gas prices have gone down, and border crossings have gone up: all of this is good for us. 

Sure, start a fire, then put out 5% of it. Great success.

[craftsman 1,045]

Biden's speech. We are as a country in the best place we have ever been in.

What a focking blind lying loon. He represents liberals well.

[Mike Hunt 154]

Only good thing is we won`t have to watch Pelosi`s mouth twitching and acting like a Jack in the Box jumping out of her seat every two minutes.

 

Would be kinda cool to see after Biden`s done for McCarthy to follow Pelosi's tradition and tear up the speech on live TV.

[Baker Boy 1,485]

29 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

The President will give his State of the Union address tonight. He will propose huge reparations to all black Americans, huge taxes on all white Americans, forcing schoolchildren to watch gay sex pornography at school, and nuclear war with Russia and China. While delivering this speech he will interrupt himself with losses of memory, attacks of senility, and lewd groping of whatever teenagers might come into his sight line. 
 

OK none of this will happen. But when I read this forum on a regular basis, the above description is my impression. 

Of course he won’t include that in his speech, but he will carry it out piece by piece.

[Tree of Knowledge 836]

Anytime he mentions racism do a shot.  

[Baker Boy 1,485]

1 minute ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Anytime he mentions racism do a shot.  

That is the lite version, do a shot every time one side of Congress applauds.

[Engorgeous George 1,176]

My expectations as to truth in content and as to behavior from both sides iof the aisle are extremely low.

[the newb 23]

2 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

From last year to this year, all of the items listed have rapidly improved: inflation has gone down, gas prices have gone down, and border crossings have gone up: all of this is good for us. 

OMG, this really is Tim 

[Ron 'Tator Salad' White 82]

1 hour ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Anytime he mentions racism do a shot.  

Do you want alcohol poisoning? 

[League Champion 1,593]

What could this old ass, Alzheimer's having, hair sniffing, document hiding, drug addict Son having, BLM loving, unconscious fool have to say?? 

This is about as bad as I can remember. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,656]

A bus that can’t speak addresses the nation. And the world. Good times 

[The Real timschochet 2,943]

8 minutes ago, League Champion said:

What could this old ass, Alzheimer's having, hair sniffing, document hiding, drug addict Son having, BLM loving, unconscious fool have to say?? 

 

I already told you: he’s going to raise your taxes, pay out reparations, force your children to have sex with trannies, and start a nuclear war. 
 

Not necessarily in that order. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,656]

Think he will mention fentanyl? 

[League Champion 1,593]

Just now, The Real timschochet said:

already told you: he’s going to raise your taxes, pay out reparations, force your children to have sex with trannies, and start a nuclear war. 

Sounds about right. You could be his speech writer

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

Tim keeping his fingers crossed for a trans after speech performance 

[crackattack 513]

I predict lies, half truths, dumb Joe Biden stories and exploiting some minority group for political gains. 

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

2 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

 While delivering this speech he will interrupt himself with losses of memory, attacks of senility
 

OK none of this will happen. 

[Tree of Knowledge 836]

17 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

Tim keeping his fingers crossed for a trans after speech performance 

Many people are saying Joe is dressing in drag tonight.  

[RLLD 3,455]

Most Presidents just use it as a campaign speech, I surmise Biden would be no different....I would rather watch black history month on PBS

[Baker Boy 1,485]

https://babylonbee.com/news/tonights-state-of-the-union-to-be-sponsored-by-pfizer
 

Tonight’s State Of The Union To Be Sponsored By Pfizer

[RogerDodger 797]

3 hours ago, Reality said:

Relevant.

 

He will brag about inflation and gas prices.  Might not even mention the border (those are monthly numbers by the way, with 73K being Trump's worst when the Dems blocked Remain in Mexico in the courts, most months are well below 50K).

[craftsman 1,045]

3 minutes ago, RLLD said:

Most Presidents just use it as a campaign speech, I surmise Biden would be no different....I would rather watch black history month on PBS

Hard pass on both for me.

Listening to biden makes me physically sick, and I refuse to pay any more attention to black history until black people finally choose to stop playing the victim in this country and start doing what every other race who wants to be successful Americans has chosen to do in this country over the past many years.

[Engorgeous George 1,176]

Perhaps we will hear that corvettes block the spy capabilities of Chinese ballons.  

I suspect he will thank Speaker of the House Pelosi for having him to the chambers and will wander around looking for her until he mistakes Kamala for her.

He will explain to me why it is I am doing financially better with a retirement account down 22% and with inflation eating away my purchasing power.

I will hear that we cannot secure our border until Ukraine secures theirs, and then we must start with our northern border first.

He will state he is doing everything the opposite of Donald ttrump and to prove it will shout "efefvoc"!

He will be frightened when Kamala cackles and will wet and soil himself.  In fairness I may as well as her cackles are more frightening than Hillary's cankles. 

[Engorgeous George 1,176]

5 minutes ago, craftsman said:

Hard pass on both for me.

Listening to biden makes me physically sick, and I refuse to pay any more attention to black history until black people finally choose to stop playing the victim in this country and start doing what every other race who wants to be successful Americans has chosen to do in this country over the past many years.

I celebrate Black History month with a copy of Penthouse featuring Vanessa williams and watching Angelheart and Monsters Ball.  Then when I hit a casino I always bet on black.

[RogerDodger 797]

Imagine the cocktail of drugs and vitamins Biden is getting right now getting so he doesn't come off as the dementia patient he is.  

[Hawkeye21 1,855]

I predict a lot of ammo for memes and SNL skits.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,656]

I wonder if he will acknowledge BLM helping to put him in office? 

[Tree of Knowledge 836]

21 minutes ago, RogerDodger said:

Imagine the cocktail of drugs and vitamins Biden is getting right now getting so he doesn't come off as the dementia patient he is.  

The entire Eastern Seaboard has run low on Adrenochrome.  

[Hardcore troubadour 12,656]

22 minutes ago, RogerDodger said:

Imagine the cocktail of drugs and vitamins Biden is getting right now getting so he doesn't come off as the dementia patient he is.  

Hunter hooked him up. He gets the good stuff. 

[posty 2,296]

49 minutes ago, RLLD said:

Most Presidents just use it as a campaign speech, I surmise Biden would be no different....I would rather watch black history month on PBS

Don't be that desperate...

[posty 2,296]

23 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I predict a lot of ammo for memes and SNL skits.

Which they won't do anything with it...

[posty 2,296]

I wonder if he will mention any deaths from the car accident or Beau's death...

[RLLD 3,455]

35 minutes ago, posty said:

Don't be that desperate...

Its actually really good. I recommend it. 

[RogerDodger 797]

Instead of tearing it up, McCarthy should light his copy on fire.  That would be awesome.  

[jerryskids 5,206]

7 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

The President will give his State of the Union address tonight. He will propose huge reparations to all black Americans, huge taxes on all white Americans, forcing schoolchildren to watch gay sex pornography at school, and nuclear war with Russia and China. While delivering this speech he will interrupt himself with losses of memory, attacks of senility, and lewd groping of whatever teenagers might come into his sight line. 

Or as I like to call it, Tuesday.