What Crazy Sh!t Would You Do If You Was A Billionaire?

[BeenHereBefore 1,452]

Maybe swim with sharks or try to find Noah's Ark What would you do ?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

most people have no self control and if given a billion dollars would drown themselves in drugs and alcohol and wind up dead in a bathtub in some random new york city hotel or maybe in a dive bar in Memphis.

[TheNewGirl 1,340]

Lots of hookers and blow. 

 

I'd put Hunter Biden to shame. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,452]

3 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

most people have no self control and if given a billion dollars would drown themselves in drugs and alcohol and wind up dead in a bathtub in some random new york city hotel or maybe in a dive bar in Memphis.

Many people do that on a limited bank account.

[edjr 6,578]

butt plug

[edjr 6,578]

9 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Lots of hookers and blow. 

 

I'd put Hunter Biden edjr to shame. 

best of luck. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

8 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Many people do that on a limited bank account.

well they do it in ther parents backyard.

[Mike Honcho 5,087]

I would buy FFToday, and actually give out T-shirts. 

[frank 2,276]

2000 chicks at the same time. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,697]

Buy hotels, casinos and golf courses.  Run for public office. Hang with beautiful women. Piss off liberals every waking minute of the day. 
 

 

[iam90sbaby 2,472]

Make a pedophile island and hangout with democrats - Tim

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Start my own poker website and a lightly trafficked msg board.

[Engorgeous George 2,123]

Buy out an arena for an NBA playoff game and then sit in one of the cheap seats.  

[BeenHereBefore 1,452]

Yep buying your own sports team is a must, Would try to get a football one though first.

[Mookz 1,337]

Put it all in Robinhood Gold and gape at the amount of interest accruing each day. 

[seafoam1 2,798]

Nothing different.

[BeenHereBefore 1,452]

15 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Put it all in Robinhood Gold and gape at the amount of interest accruing each day. 

You should invest it all into LEGO'S.

[Mookz 1,337]

3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

You should invest it all into LEGO'S.

1/3 in K'Nex and 1/3 in Duplo.  Diversification. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,236]

5 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Lots of hookers and blow. 

 

I'd put Hunter Biden to shame. 

Correct answer 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,236]

Instead of building a submarine out of a water heater and a Nintendo joystick you know I’d actually buy a real submarine and hire an actual trained pilot. Then charge other billionaires 250k to go on it while I watch from my island via web cam 

[dogcows 1,030]

I was gonna say I’d buy Twitter and shut it down, but Musk beat me to it.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

I would scuba dive, spear fish, and regular fish in obscure locations: Antarctica, Siberia, jungles, etc.

 

I would purchase and fly old military jets and do mock combat training with retired military pilots.

https://aerocorner.com/blog/civilians-fighter-jets/

 

I would buy a sports franchise or two.

Probably climb Kilimanjaro, but none of the other tallest peaks. 

 

 

[Voltaire 5,181]

I'd hire a private army and stage a coup in a country with nuclear weapons and a permanent seat on the UN security council.

[peenie 1,896]

Help the poor.

[TommyGavin 790]

21 hours ago, frank said:

2000 chicks at the same time. 

That’ll probably only cost you half million bucks.