Spermoff: The Bored Libs Are Upset That We Don't Have A Bunch Of New Laws. What New Laws Do We Need?

[5-Points 3,386]

I'll start. 

Nationwide Constitutional Carry

Nationwide Castle Doctrine 

Immunity for anybody who runs over protesters blocking the road. 

Shoplifters are subject to a severe beatdown by those of us who pay for our goods. 

Slow drivers in the fast lane can be pushed out of the way. 

 

I have a lot more but what else you got?

 

[squistion 1,944]

Fortunately, your wish list will never become reality.

[5-Points 3,386]

Alas, they're based in common sense so they don't stand a chance. 

 

[seafoam1 2,798]

Get Trump! Or ELSE you pay!!!

[Mike Honcho 5,085]

If you are in the left lane because you think going 2 MPH faster than the right lane allows you to hold up more than 2 cars, the first car behind you is allowed to do a PIT maneuver on you.

[Gepetto 1,286]

Libs are the people that want to outlaw the use and mfg of plastic straws. Have you ever used a paper straw? This is the world they want.

[5-Points 3,386]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

I'll start. 

Nationwide Constitutional Carry

Nationwide Castle Doctrine 

Immunity for anybody who runs over protesters blocking the road. 

Shoplifters are subject to a severe beatdown by those of us who pay for our goods. 

Slow drivers in the fast lane can be pushed out of the way. 

 

I have a lot more but what else you got?

 

 

21 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

If you are in the left lane because you think going 2 MPH faster than the right lane allows you to hold up more than 2 cars, the first car behind you is allowed to do a PIT maneuver on you.

I like the cut of your jib.

[lickin_starfish 1,889]

Can't vote within 5 years of being on Welfare

No more income taxes

Repeal SAFE Act in NY

 

[Voltaire 5,181]

No trannies in women's sports.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

I'll start. 

Nationwide Constitutional Carry

Nationwide Castle Doctrine 

Immunity for anybody who runs over protesters blocking the road. 

Shoplifters are subject to a severe beatdown by those of us who pay for our goods. 

Slow drivers in the fast lane can be pushed out of the way. 

 

I have a lot more but what else you got?

 

You have an abundance of ignorance and stupidity, so there's that, not to mention advocacy of violence to solve problems.

Sad.

[Voltaire 5,181]

Don't fart under the blankets.

[5-Points 3,386]

7 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You have an abundance of ignorance and stupidity, so there's that, not to mention advocacy of violence to solve problems.

Sad.

You're the one  that we don't have a bunch of new laws yet you call ME ignorant and stupid. 

Hilarious. 

 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,828]

18 hours ago, Gepetto said:

Libs are the people that want to outlaw the use and mfg or plastic straws. Have you ever used a paper straw? This is the world they want.

I don't know if you guys remember this but the libs are the ones that gave us the plastic bags in the '70s to help save the environment.

Yeah, let's trust them.

[avoiding injuries 1,505]

Voter ID

Term Limits

Basic economic and US history test to run for any office

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,307]

8 hours ago, avoiding injuries said:

Voter ID

Term Limits

Basic economic and US history test to run for any office

 

 I came in to post term limits. 

Repeal the appeals process for those on death row. And while we’re at it, bring back public executions

Remove mandatory teachers unionism

 

 

 

 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,828]

9 hours ago, avoiding injuries said:

Voter ID

Term Limits

Basic economic and US history test to run for any office

 

not only to run for office, but to vote too.

Heck, I'd even say mandatory military service.  And not some army admin job - something in the combat MOSs.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,912]

We need to outlaw Lynching. 

[Mike Honcho 5,085]

Slow drivers in the fast lane, who finally pull over to let you go by but then speed up!  

[5-Points 3,386]

8 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Slow drivers in the fast lane, who finally pull over to let you go by but then speed up!  

Should be legal to PIT 'em. 

 

[DonS 3,292]

On 2/14/2024 at 10:09 PM, Mike Honcho said:

If you are in the left lane because you think going 2 MPH faster than the right lane allows you to hold up more than 2 cars, the first car behind you is allowed to do a PIT maneuver on you.

 

8 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Slow drivers in the fast lane, who finally pull over to let you go by but then speed up!  

I think we need to have a "justifiable road rage" law for issues like these. 

[shadrap 220]

death sentences all carried out by public hanging.

[Death 300]

Reprogramming camps for MAGA cultists.

[jbycho 580]

Just now, Death said:

Reprogramming camps for MAGA cultists.

So clever. Let us know when you graduate 6th grade. 

[Death 300]

Just now, jbycho said:

So clever. Let us know when you graduate 6th grade. 

Cool. Let me know when you reach it, and I'll give you some pro tips.

[OldMaid 2,129]

Anyone using their phone in public on speaker you should be allowed to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

[5-Points 3,386]

1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

Anyone using their phone in public on speaker you should be allowed to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

Secondered!

[5-Points 3,386]

People who walk in or out of a doorway and just stop in the middle of the pathway should be allowed to be shoved out of the way. 

[Bier Meister 1,655]

7 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Anyone using their phone in public on speaker you should be allowed to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,912]

Losers treating the convenience store like it’s a casino playing their numbers. I just want a coffee.  Now I want to smash your fockin head in the counter. 

[DonS 3,292]

46 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Anyone using their phone in public on speaker you should be allowed to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

THIS!!!!!   

Several years ago when I worked downtown I used to use the bus. 

One evening on a packed bus there was a lady talking on her phone and she obviously had the phone on speaker.  Everyone on the bus could hear her friend saying "nigga this and nigga that".  Granted it was OK since she and her friend were "allowed", otherwise it would've been RACISS. 

I just assumed she didn't realize so I tried to give her a heads up.  She coldy looked at me and screeched "I KNOW!"

Focking kvnt. 

[Death 300]

28 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Losers treating the convenience store like it’s a casino playing their numbers. I just want a coffee.  Now I want to smash your fockin head in the counter. 

You buy your coffee at a convenience store, Pickles?

McDonald's has better coffee. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,912]

2 minutes ago, Death said:

You buy your coffee at a convenience store, Pickles?

McDonald's has better coffee. 

Come on you clown. Come at me with something good.  Pathetic. 

[easilyscan 857]

Voter ID + must score at least 90 on a standardized IQ test before being allowed to vote. 

[Herbivore 1,114]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Anyone using their phone in public on speaker you should be allowed to throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

just join the conversation

[Hardcore troubadour 14,912]

As governor Walz mandated that tampons were required to be made available in the middle school boys room. We could do without that.  

[Tree of Knowledge 1,697]

10 hours ago, easilyscan said:

Voter ID + must score at least 90 on a standardized IQ test before being allowed to vote. 

So Kamala can’t vote.  Nice

[RLLD 4,143]

We do not need more laws, we need fewer laws.

We DO need the CURRENT laws properly enforced......that would be a nice place to start.

If I were ever in a position to do so, elected position or what have you, I would make it my mission to systematically strip as many laws as possible out of active use. 

[Mike Honcho 5,085]

I have an entire list of things that a person can do in a grocery store that at a minimum should carry a sentence of being tazed on the spot. 

[OldMaid 2,129]

If you violate my personal space while standing in line, I should be able to pin you to the ground and fart in your face.

[jbycho 580]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

If you violate my personal space while standing in line, I should be able to pin you to the ground and fart in your face.

Best thing to happen in this country for years was covid. It was worth having that fear mongering just to have the social distancing aspect of it to be in place. 

Dang, I miss that.