Great Quotes Collection

[BunnysBastatrds 2,306]

 

[jerryskids 6,550]

A lot of good ones there, thanks for posting.   

[easilyscan 857]

Good stuff.

Here's some of my favorites.

When you want to help someone, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.--Thomas Sowell

I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' & a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist -Ronald Reagan

Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work, & give to those who would not.-Thomas Jefferson

Tolerance is the virtue of men who no longer believe in anything” -- G.K. Chesterton

 

A failure to plan on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine. Unknown 

Political correctness is the elevation of sensitivity over truth. Bill Maher

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -George Orwell

Democracy requires our participation. We can't sit on the sidelines & expect the Government to do the right thing. Unknown

 

For a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket & trying to lift himself up by the handle. Winston Churchill

I am 60 years old and over my 40 years of corporate work history, every 8 to 10 years, just when things recovered and are going well, the movers and shakers, disrupt the entire system, it goes down and new millionaires are made after the dust settles, but this time around, I am more worried,  mainly due to the fact that we have lost our moral fiber and through out the USA, liberals are destroying the family structure and people no longer want to work and seem more focused on LGBTQ+ agendas than progress or just stability. Add to this, the world stage that is on the verge of melt down, we should all be very  concerned. I travel for work and I see small town USA in a disarray and drugs, crime and a breakdown in structure.
Someone with the username........Good Dog: Yahoo comments April 2023

"People that use government are indifferent, people that pay for it aren't"
Objectivist: St Paul Pioneer Press Comment section July 2017

 

Black people who were never slaves, are fighting white people who were never Nazis, over a confederate statue erected by democrats, because democrats can't stand their own history anymore & somehow it's Trumps fault? Interesting“
Yahoo message board August 16, 2017 

Ah, the Europeans, they're always there when they need us"
Kevin Nealon, SNL Weekend Update

 

Rename Sibley Park (Mankato MN)

Yet another disheveled dipsh** trying to make themselves feel good by engaging in what they perceive as social justice. If you want to do something productive how about you take your Ph.D. and do some of the heavy-lifting. Work to close the wage gap for Native Americans that are actually living right now. How about you work on reducing substance abuse, domestic abuse, or homelessness crisis in this community? You don't because it's hard work and won't get your name in the paper. Christ, don't you folks ever get tired of engaging in public catharsis? 

Author unknown craigslist rants & raves November 10, 2019 ?

 

 

[kutulu 1,659]

Your mother's kunt stinks like carpet cleaner.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,306]

 

[wiffleball 4,788]

...Its not gonna suck itself! 

[HellToupee 1,583]

No good deed goes unpunished 

[Hawkeye21 2,380]

When you get to a fork in the road, take it.

[HB Localboy 121]

"If you are a conservative when you are young you don't have a heart

If you are a liberal when you are old you don't have a brain"

 

WINSTON CHURCHILL

[TBayXXXVII 2,480]

"90% of baseball is half mental."
- Yogi Berra

 

"Ron, Ron!  I figured it out!  He kisses her on the strikes, she kisses him on the balls"
- Harry Caray

[Nomad99 699]

Never believe what you read on the internet. 

Abraham Lincoln 

[TheNewGirl 1,340]

"It's not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to th man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strive valiantly; who errs, who come short again and again; who spends himself in a worth cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

-Theodore Roosevelt 

 

One of my absolute favorites, have it as a poster in my office and part of the quote I got tattooed on my arm.  

[5-Points 3,385]

"The last time I told you to remember, you forgot to remember. Remember?"

- Bill Parcells 

[frank 2,276]

16 hours ago, jerryskids said:

A lot of good ones there, thanks for posting.   

That’s a good one. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,306]

Remind me when we get home to punch your momma right in the mouth.

-Sherif Buford T Justice 

[weepaws 3,150]

UK Supreme Court rules men are not woman.   About time.  

1 John 5:4.  For everyone who has been born of God overcomes the world.  

And this is the victory that has overcome the world, our Faith.   Indeed Amen Thanks 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,306]

 Watch out where the fatties go, and don’t you eat that arsehole no.- BunnysBastatrds

[Baker Boy 1,687]

Tax the rich, feed the poor
'Til there are no rich no more
- Alvin Lee

[supermike80 1,796]

There are three things that happen when you pass the ball, and two of them are bad.

Could be Woody Hayes....but origin is a little unclear

[Hardcore troubadour 14,910]

On 3/11/2025 at 11:17 PM, kutulu said:

Your mother's kunt stinks like carpet cleaner.

[Cdub100 3,824]

Beotches ain't shet but hoes and tricks.

[Engorgeous George 2,121]

Every bone in her twat.  That's what I'm gonna break!  - Crazy Larry