Unlikely things to hear in a Walmart

[MikeMatt 296]

Hey, look at that hot chick over there !

[Meglamaniac 754]

where is the Rosemary

[MikeMatt 296]

1 minute ago, Meglamaniac said:

where is the Rosemary

Well played. Well played. 

[Nomad99 794]

I'ma finna pay for everything in the cart.

[thegeneral 3,492]

How about a nice Kale salad for lunch.

[MikeMatt 296]

This place is even classier then a Red Lobster. 

[thegeneral 3,492]

I have to shop quickly to make my dentist appointment.

[thegeneral 3,492]

You know oxy just isn’t for me.

[Alias Detective 1,455]

Where is the petite section?

[The Elevator Killer 675]

You just wait until your father gets home from work. 

[Meglamaniac 754]

I forgot my EBT card

[patweisers44 864]

I cant find the Uncle Dad Father's Day cards.

[The Elevator Killer 675]

You look like a young Heather Locklear. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,566]

Is that your purse? That’s a nice purse.

[MLCKAA 586]

Her:  Stop swearing in front of Junior!

Him:  Geez, what was I thinking.  Sorry about that.

[The Elevator Killer 675]

That's the thickest sirloin I've ever seen.

[Maximum Overkill 2,345]

 

 

[jerryskids 7,015]

You can go ahead of me in line.

[Maximum Overkill 2,345]

Nice teeth 

Nice suit 

What isle are the books in? 

 

[Strike 5,938]

Excuse me but do you have any Grey Poupon?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,907]

Hey HT, what’s up? 

[Maximum Overkill 2,345]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Hey HT, what’s up? 

Haaaa!!!  

[weepaws 3,281]

Mikematt isn’t Ghey.  

[The Elevator Killer 675]

10 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Mikematt isn’t Ghey.  

Get back in the vegetable bin where you belong. 

[edjr 6,823]

3 hours ago, thegeneral said:

You know oxy just isn’t for me.

Codone/Contin or the cleaning supply?

[Thornton Melon 647]

"I haven't seen edjr lately"

[edjr 6,823]

33 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

"I haven't seen edjr lately"

That is their fault for not checking the toy aisle

[posty 2,799]

1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

What isle are the books in? 

Walmart is on an island?

[posty 2,799]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

Excuse me but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Walmart does sell Grey Poupon...

[The Elevator Killer 675]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

That is their fault for not checking the toy aisle

 

[The Elevator Killer 675]

3 minutes ago, posty said:

Walmart is on an island?

The Island of Misfit Ho's. 

[edjr 6,823]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/40-photos-that-could-happen-only-at-walmart--118008452731161619/

[Maximum Overkill 2,345]

1 hour ago, posty said:

Walmart is on an island?

Yeah, White & Black Trash Island. 

[Ray_T 779]

6 hours ago, patweisers44 said:

I cant find the Uncle Dad Daddy Father's Day cards.

fixed

[easilyscan 993]

Where is the organic food section ?

[Horseman 2,684]

Can you break a hundred?

[The Elevator Killer 675]

2 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Can you break a hundred?

Are we talking dollars or Totino's pizza's hidden in a fat chicks cleavage?

[MikeMatt 296]

Attention shoppers. Use all the cashier lines - they are all open.