MikeMatt 505 Posted November 13 like for instance I’ll start…… “We’re on a mission from God” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,049 Posted November 13 "What would you say you do here?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 821 Posted November 13 I'm your Hucklyberry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 444 Posted November 13 Try not to live up to all my expectations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,535 Posted November 13 Just saved you 2 months of beating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 2,299 Posted November 13 In the parlance of our times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,049 Posted November 13 "Funny how, like a clown? I amuse you?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,278 Posted November 13 You caused 300 bucks' damage to my car, you sonofabtich, And I'm gonna take it outta your ass 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,156 Posted November 13 "Ill alert the media" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 760 Posted November 13 Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “... I drank what?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,278 Posted November 13 Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N***** Storage"? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,632 Posted November 13 Let's go get sushi and not pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,558 Posted November 13 All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. You're gonna need a bigger boat. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 3,023 Posted November 13 There was a firefight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 444 Posted November 13 You know we're sitting on 4 million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,535 Posted November 13 1 hour ago, MikeMatt said: like for instance I’ll start…… “We’re on a mission from God” "Don't you blaspheme in here!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,663 Posted November 13 There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,451 Posted November 13 My God, My God, why has thou forsaken Me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 2,035 Posted November 13 Say what one more god damn time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,049 Posted November 13 "Brawndo has what plants crave. It has Electrolytes." And related, "Water? You mean like in the toilet?" And lastly, "Go away. I'm Batin'." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,049 Posted November 13 4 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Say what one more god damn time. What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 “What’s in the box?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 505 Posted November 13 12 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: “What’s in the box?” Come on Bro don’t disappoint me - You’ve been quoting the same movie for 20 years !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 2,299 Posted November 13 give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie, hair-cutted freak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 40 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: Come on Bro don’t disappoint me - You’ve been quoting the same movie for 20 years !! 1975 Mercedes 350, 23000:dollars…That’s tooo fawking high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 Jacuzzi? We had to fart in the tub to get a jacuzzi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 How much for one rib? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 It’s the luck of the Irish. And I’m not Irish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 505 Posted November 13 18 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: 1975 Mercedes 350, 23000:dollars…That’s tooo fawking high. Hollywood Knights - D!ck/punch !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 Just now, MikeMatt said: Hollywood Knights - D!ck/punch !!!! And ughhh, introducing the One Armed Violinist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 986 Posted November 13 Shut the fock up Donny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 Ratt farts!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,222 Posted November 13 For the greater good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 Im gonna take that bat and shove it your ass and turn you into a popsicle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,632 Posted November 13 3 hours ago, Fnord said: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. I liked the book a lot better, but yea. Love me some Hunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,663 Posted November 13 3 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: I liked the book a lot better, but yea. Love me some Hunter Amen. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,694 Posted November 13 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted November 13 I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
