How big a flop will the Melania movie be?

[FrancieFootball 408]

It comes out Jan. 30, premiering at the Kennedy-Trump Center for Censored and Limited Fine Arts.

What say you?

 

[FrancieFootball 408]

Not letting this thread go away.

Your Daddy's wife has a movie about her coming out Jan. 30.

It's going to be awesome.

[kutulu 1,728]

Link?

[GobbleDog 1,026]

Since I've never heard of it, I was tempted to vote won't make budget.

But considering how easily entertained the idiot masses are by even the dumbest of crap ... I vote break even. 

[Alias Detective 1,483]

Pity bump 

[Fnord 2,736]

Rusty, you missed an option. I'd vote for "couldn't possibly care less"

[cyclone24 1,988]

I have zero interest in any movie about Melania. I can’t think of any actual politician i would watch a movie over.

[TimHauck 3,535]

The director of this movie is in the Epstein files, and he has faced multiple sexual misconduct allegations 

[supermike80 2,193]

Cant believe this actually got released to theatres.  Who the hell cares

[Fnord 2,736]

1 hour ago, cyclone24 said:

I have zero interest in any movie about Melania. I can’t think of any actual politician i would watch a movie over.

JFK is a great movie.

[FrancieFootball 408]

2 hours ago, supermike80 said:

Cant believe this actually got released to theatres.  Who the hell cares

We agree on something.

They're running previews of it on CNN. Looks like there will be plenty of slow-motion shots of Melania for dramatic effect.

What idiot would think it would be a good idea to make and release in theaters a movie about a Russian wh0re who went on to marry the narcissistic buffoon who has more than sealed his place as the worst U.S. president after being given a second chance to Make America Gag Again?

[Engorgeous George 2,384]

3 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

We agree on something.

They're running previews of it on CNN. Looks like there will be plenty of slow-motion shots of Melania for dramatic effect.

What idiot would think it would be a good idea to make and release in theaters a movie about a Russian wh0re who went on to marry the narcissistic buffoon who has more than sealed his place as the worst U.S. president after being given a second chance to Make America Gag Again?

I believe she is Slovenian.  As for her being a soiled dove, who would I be, as an attorney, to condemn another for what most in my profession are guilty of being.

[thegeneral 3,861]

Donald will force Amazon Studios to cook the books so it will do Avatar numbers.

[HellToupee 2,419]

5 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

What idiot would think it would be a good idea to make and release in theaters a movie about a Russian wh0re who went on to marry the narcissistic buffoon 

Despite how hard you try to troll it falls flat with a trannie alias. You’ve become a shell of yourself. It’s sad to see…….cringe

[SUXBNME 1,647]

Blockbuster

[NorthernVike 2,121]

7 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Despite how hard you try to troll it falls flat with a trannie alias. You’ve become a shell of yourself. It’s sad to see…….cringe

This.

[MDC 8,307]

Can a documentary really “flop”?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,283]

Imagine caring? Sad. 

[BufordT 446]

I wonder if it’ll go over the details of her becoming a US citizen? 

Also, no bewbs. 
 

We’ll never know how much the movie/doc makes.100% DJT will say it breaks all kinds of records though
 

 

[SUXBNME 1,647]

2 minutes ago, MDC said:

Can a documentary really “flop”?

TO THE END

[Hardcore troubadour 16,283]

Just now, BufordT said:

I wonder if it’ll go over the details of her becoming a US citizen? 

Also, no bewbs. 
 

We’ll never know how much the movie/doc makes.100% DJT will say it breaks all kinds of records though
 

 

Yeah, some other sky screamer already said that. 

[Mike Honcho 5,608]

It's going to flop more than Seafoam1's penus when he sees a naked woman.  

[Engorgeous George 2,384]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

It's going to flop more than Seafoam1's penus when he sees a naked woman.  

Can a micropenis flop?  Twitch, maybe.

[Hawkeye21 2,482]

Put on the list of, "Why is this a movie?"

[Fnord 2,736]

2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Can a micropenis flop?  Twitch, maybe.

Does floating around in a light breeze count as a twitch, a flop, or a flutter?

[Fnord 2,736]

Just now, Hawkeye21 said:

Put on the list of, "Why is this a movie?"

We actually know the answers to this. It's directed by a guy with Epstein ties that desperately needs to make friends with the Don in case he needs a pardon down the road.

And, of course, because of the Don's narcissism and venality.

[cyclone24 1,988]

2 hours ago, Fnord said:

JFK is a great movie.

That’s true. I guess you need enough time in historical significance to have a movie. Good enough. Not saying Trump is or isn’t. Certainly not the argument but pretty damn quick and it’s not even him. It’s the wife. She’s great and all, but I can’t exactly think of anything. She’s done either like most first wives.

[FrancieFootball 408]

30 minutes ago, MDC said:

Can a documentary really “flop”?

It will be considered a flop if it doesn't make $100 million, and @thegeneral might not be far off with how Trump responds next week to Melania's flop film.

I can see the hilarity coming on this a mile away. Trump will say and/or do something ridiculous in the aftermath of the film's pitiful weekend box-office report. I'd be willing to be weekend showings to completely empty houses.

[Fnord 2,736]

37 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

It will be considered a flop if it doesn't make $100 million, and @thegeneral might not be far off with how Trump responds next week to Melania's flop film.

I can see the hilarity coming on this a mile away. Trump will say and/or do something ridiculous in the aftermath of the film's pitiful weekend box-office report. I'd be willing to be weekend showings to completely empty houses.

In the urban shitholes, the number of protestors might dwarf the number of attendees. I have no doubt a lot of fake numbers will be thrown around, and by the time the Don makes a statement, it'll have outgrossed all the Avatar movies combined and beaten out Casablanca and Citizen Kane as the greatest film ever.