If you had an opportunity to loot...what would you go for?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

For what ever reason, you feel it's justified. For this discussion, it doesn't matter that it is wrong/illegal.

 

 

What does the geek club go for?

 

Hair extensions? Not for me.

TV meh, I'm good there and not looking to sell anything.

Shoes. Not a chance.

Booze? Yeah, I'm thinking Booze.

[crackattack 513]

Expensive shitt. Why go for petty stuff like smokes and booze. Go big or go home.

[edjr 5,564]

I'd trip up gfiafp and then go for the ramen

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Expensive shitt. Why go for petty stuff like smokes and booze. Go big or go home.

Such as?

[KSB2424 3,083]

I'd hit up a sporting goods store and clean out the Golf Section. $200 FootJoy Shoes, trashbag full of Pro V1's, couple range finders, some nice irons and drivers. You know, gangsta shit like that.

[RLLD 3,455]

I would not loot as a rule, no way, I know this is an afont to our African American posters, but the truth is you should not do this.

 

That being said, I have a plan for a catastrophic event, somting akin to an extinction event say from a 6-mile wide meteor.....

 

1) Medical supplies, anything to treat fevers is a big one, and if you can get access to the pharmacy to get penicillin in particular.

2) Canned foods - meats, veggies etc....as much as you can friggin carry...

3) Seeds - anything that can let you grow your own stuff.

4) Tools - shovels, axes, saws - anything hand held, no gas operated

5) Weapons - focus on rounds that should be readily avaiable, .32, 9mm, and obviously the weapons that use them; knives and machetes as well

6) Plastics - for food storage, bags as well, rubber maids etc

[Eaglesin14 12]

Al Sharpton's helmet hair.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Where exactly are we looting? Is there a Neiman Marcus or Barney's around? Or are we in the hood?

[KSB2424 3,083]

Where exactly are we looting? Is there a Neiman Marcus or Barney's around? Or are we in the hood?

 

Valid question. We need some parameters here NV.

[crackattack 513]

Such as?

Since it's hypothetical. I'd go for more flat screens, upgrade golf clubs if I still played, maybe some laptops, things like that. If I'm risking jail, I'm not doing it over a 7$ pack of cigarettes or a couple of case's of beer.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Where exactly are we looting? Is there a Neiman Marcus or Barney's around? Or are we in the hood?

 

 

Valid question. We need some parameters here NV.

 

I hate you fockers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[drobeski 3,061]

Strippers

[edjr 5,564]

Where exactly are we looting? Is there a Neiman Marcus or Barney's around? Or are we in the hood?

 

obviously you'd be in the hood looking for black fellas to fill up your canyon.

[nzoner 936]

Where exactly are we looting? Is there a Neiman Marcus or Barney's around? Or are we in the hood?

Personally I'm hoping for Colorado or Washington

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Personally I'm hoping for Colorado or Washington

You'd get your ass shot trying to loot pot stores.

[edjr 5,564]

Personally I'm hoping for Colorado or Washington

 

 

Did you hear about the youtube kid that had his house raided and they found like 30 grams

[posty 2,296]

Nope, not at all...

[Sho Nuff 719]

Bunch of animals in here.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Nope, not at all...

 

Bunch of animals in here.

 

Are you two the same person?

[RLLD 3,455]

Bunch of animals in here.

 

I'm a mangy kitty cat, rowr, :scratches hand-claw at you:

[Sho Nuff 719]

 

 

Are you two the same person?

That was low man. Ive been called a lot of things. But thinking I am like posty. That just crosses the line.

 

Actually, I was making a joke about the whole animal thing.

carry on with your thuggery

[crackattack 513]

Bunch of animals in here.

"I am not an animal" Joseph Merrick.

[Mookz 1,287]

First stop we hit, it was my liquor store. I finally got all that alcohol I can't afford.

[edjr 5,564]

VCR?

[Sho Nuff 719]

Tub of Heineken

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

KSB beat me to it. I'd raid the hell out of Dicks (insert joke here) golf section or Golf Warehouse. A couple expensive iron sets, handful of drivers, 3 woods, hybrids. ton of scotty putters, like the trash bag full of pro v's though im not sure what the hell I would do with more golf balls. Sky caddie, some nice nike and puma shirts, shorts, shoes. Pretty sure i'd fill my entire car.

[Eaglesin14 12]

KSB beat me to it. I'd raid the hell out of Dicks (insert joke here) golf section or Golf Warehouse. A couple expensive iron sets, handful of drivers, 3 woods, hybrids. ###### ton of scotty putters, like the trash bag full of pro v's though im not sure what the hell I would do with more golf balls. Sky caddie, some nice nike and puma shirts, shorts, shoes. Pretty sure i'd fill my entire car.

 

Will all that fit in a Gremlin?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I would say id hit the apple store, but when I activated them, I'd get caught.

 

So probably a jewelry store. Portable, easy resale, and untraceable (except for diamonds with engraved numbers)

[edjr 5,564]

I would say id hit the apple store, but when I activated them, I'd get caught.

 

So probably a jewelry store. Portable, easy resale, and untraceable (except for diamonds with engraved numbers)

 

Why would you activate them? How many do you need?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

Why would you activate them? How many do you need?

1. I couldn't activate the stuff I kept.

2. Only a dumbass would buy unactivated in the box tech from a random dude, especially after a riot

[Cruzer 1,992]

Lotto scratch off tickets.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Lotto scratch off tickets.

You'd get busted. They have the numbers written in a log.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Years ago, I was the GM for Niketown in Chicago. I had two dope-smoking Guido neighbors that would invite me downstairs whenever they had a party. The first time I ever actually joined them, one of the Guidos told me when the Bulls won the championship, he was going looting and was headed straight for my store. He was dead serious.

 

I told him he wouldn't get within 100 yd. since the CPD already had a plan to protect Michigan Ave.

 

A few months later, when I saw them again, the same guy asked me to hook him up with a job in the stock room.

[Cruzer 1,992]

You'd get busted. They have the numbers written in a log.

Rats, good point.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

Will all that fit in a Gremlin?

 

could we fit you, gargballs, RP and Obama in a gremlin?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Straight cash homie.

[Eaglesin14 12]

could we fit you, gargballs, RP and Obama in a gremlin?

 

If we rolled the windows down so Obama could stick his ears out, sure.

[GobbleDog 816]

i7 cpu, GTX TItan video card, 80 lb thrust trolling motor, St. Croix fishing rod...

 

There may be more.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

About two weeks after Katrina my brother in law asked me if I wanted any free booze and cigarettes. Really? He was an assistant manager at this big mom and pops grocery store. They didn't get looted but the ceiling had collapsed near the booze aisle and rain water had gotten on the cigs. None of this stuff could be resold so the owner said have at it. I had enough beer, booze, and Marlboro Lights to last me six months. It was one of the happiest days of my life. While I was pushing my over loaded cart merrily down the aisle, I heard gun shots. "Pop,,,,Pop........Pop............Pop...Pop". So, I hit the ground and hid behind my new bounty. All I could think of was "Sh!t!!! I finally hit the jackpot and now i'm going to die. Ironic. Fawk you Alanis Morresete".

 

So as I crack a hot beer open and get to enjoy at least one of them beers before I die, I hear my brother in law laughing in the back of the store. AJ: "Bunny? Where ya at?". Me: Hiding. (I could still here the pops) Who's shooting? AJ: Come see. Turns out that the milk gallons and biscuits started exploding after sitting on the shelves in the heat. It was a site to see. And smell. They had ordered extra meat and food anticipating more people would ride the storm out and stock up. It was a great day.

[parrot 789]

 

For this discussion, it doesn't matter that it is wrong/illegal.

 

Fock the lootin' I'm going right to the rapin'.