If you could only eat one food item the rest of your life

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Besides the obvious answer of puzzy, it has to be something that would actually sustain you. You're allowed water, but only water.

 

 

Go!

[shovelheadt 68]

king crab legs

 

Not the healthiest of choices, but oh well.

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Artichoke hearts

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

king crab legs

Interesting choice. BTW, you ever watch that Discovery show about crabbing?

[shovelheadt 68]

Interesting choice. BTW, you ever watch that Discovery show about crabbing?

 

Deadliest Catch..all the time. I now don't mind paying the premium price.

 

Did you see the one where a greenhorn (first timer) they hired off the dock, freaked out and threatened to jump in if they didn't take him back to shore? Some black guy that had never been on the ocean before. As soon as it got to where they couldn't see land and the waves started rolling, he lost it.

[davebg 0]

If I choose buffalo wings can I also get some Tucks medicated pads?

[Toro 1]

twinkies.

[davebg 0]

Deadliest Catch..all the time. I now don't mind paying the premium price.

Focking love that show and you're right...now I don't get all pissed when paying so much for them.

[GettnHuge 2]

vaseline and a spoon, please.

[edjr 6,578]

Dog Food..

 

hey if they can eat the same food for life, why can't i?

[Jeremy 0]

Pizza. All 4 food groups represented.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Deadliest Catch..all the time. I now don't mind paying the premium price.

 

Did you see the one where a greenhorn (first timer) they hired off the dock, freaked out and threatened to jump in if they didn't take him back to shore? Some black guy that had never been on the ocean before. As soon as it got to where they couldn't see land and the waves started rolling, he lost it.

That's the name, I had a brain fart there for a second. I kept wanting to say Dangerous Jobs, which it is, but that's a different show.

 

No, I must've either caught the end of the show b/c I do remember them having to take him back to port. They were none to happy 'bout that.

[naomi 356]

That new superfood stuff the military uses. Powdered drink, was designed to max out on all the nutrients you need.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Pizza. All 4 food groups represented.

This was going to be my answer too, and I was going to say it had to be the same type of pizza all the time. No extra cheese one time, then peppers and onions the next.....just the same kind of pizza over and over again. I think it would still be my choice.

[wiffleball 4,788]

Lasagna. Was thinking about this a while ago. Definitely lasagna. Covers the food groups, tasty warm or cold, and many, many varieties.

[Slruc 0]

Rice. I hate the stuff but aparantly there is show on tv now where these people are stranded for many moons in some remote place and they survive on rice alone.

[shovelheadt 68]

Maybe I need to revise mine. Are we talking about something we could survive on, or just something that tastes great and would have no ill effect on my body (the squirts, malnutrition, gaut, etc.)?

[Vikings4ever 538]

Pizza. All 4 food groups represented.

[NewbieJr 541]

Chicken Parmagian

[Grassweasel 0]

Totino's Pizza Rolls

 

[TD Ryan2 316]

If I had to be practical about it:

Peanut Butter.

- you could spread peanut butter on all kinds of non-food items and turn 'em into food... peanut butter covered leaves, peanut butter covered tree bark, peanut butter covered bugs, peanut butter covered anything really.

 

 

 

If it didn't matter:

Lobster

- just because it's so focking good.

[Cdub100 3,850]

That's easy chicken you can do so much with it.

[shovelheadt 68]

That's easy chicken you can do so much with it.

 

Especially if it's still alive.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Maybe I need to revise mine. Are we talking about something we could survive on, or just something that tastes great and would have no ill effect on my body (the squirts, malnutrition, gaut, etc.)?

It can be anything, but you have to take the good with the bad. So if you choose wings, you'd have to take the fiery poops with it.

 

Also, while it can be something like lasagna, it can't be some variation. So if you pick chicken, it's the same type of chicken all the time.

 

That's easy chicken you can do so much with it.

Nope, you can't change the type of chicken, it has to be the same each time. So always plain, always chicken parm, always chicken piccata, etc. etc.

[davebg 0]

Especially if it's still alive.

Well...in that case I want a never ending supply of canteloupes.

 

I just need to make sure I keep the group of melons for eating and the group of melons for focking separate.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Well...in that case I want a never ending supply of canteloupes.

 

I just need to make sure I keep the group of melons for eating and the group of melons for focking separate.

Didn't say you were stranded on an island with no women. Oh wait, maybe you knew that and still choose canteloupes

[davebg 0]

Didn't say you were stranded on an island with no women. Oh wait, maybe you knew that and still choose canteloupes

No fair...you said puzzy wasn't on the menu!

 

:reported:

[jmonfrey 0]

m & m s

[STBootleg 0]

I'd probably go with soft tacos.

[Cdub100 3,850]

It can be anything, but you have to take the good with the bad. So if you choose wings, you'd have to take the fiery poops with it.

 

Also, while it can be something like lasagna, it can't be some variation. So if you pick chicken, it's the same type of chicken all the time.

Nope, you can't change the type of chicken, it has to be the same each time. So always plain, always chicken parm, always chicken piccata, etc. etc.

 

Oh so it's not one food item it's one meal.

 

Well in that case I think I'd go with... pizza with ham

[parrot 789]

That's easy, Pez! Cherry flavored Pez!

 

Also, Pizza with everything on it, then I can just pick sh!t off and have a different kind of pizza every day.

 

PISS ON YOUR FOCKING RULES!

[shovelheadt 68]

This probably doesn't count, but my mom would make one of two meals that I could eat every day of the week.

 

- ham and beans with cornbread

- a crockpot full of potatos, green beans, polish sausage, chunks of cabbage, and chunks of oinion

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

No fair...you said puzzy wasn't on the menu!

 

:reported:

No no, I just said besides the obvious answer of puzzy. Sorry if that was confusing. But hey, maybe you can name your canteloupes.

 

Oh so it's not one food item it's one meal.

 

Well in that case I think I'd go with... pizza with ham

Yes, one item, one meal, whatever. If I had said one meal then I'd get all the Bania's telling me that soup isn't a meal, blah blah

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

Pez, definitely cherry flavored Pez.

[SmartassBoiler 0]

Pizza probably, but with something healthy on it like some veggies and grilled chicken so I wouldn't die too young.

[stop talking cheerleader 0]

Sushi

[Willis McGahee's Dentist 61]

If I had to be practical about it:

Peanut Butter.

- you could spread peanut butter on all kinds of non-food items and turn 'em into food... peanut butter covered leaves, peanut butter covered tree bark, peanut butter covered bugs, peanut butter covered anything really.

If it didn't matter:

Lobster

- just because it's so focking good.

[brinett9 0]

Pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

[Wildman 0]

If I wanted to live for a while, Total Cereal w/Soy Milk and bananas....

 

If I didn't care...Sushi

[peenie 1,906]

Deadliest Catch..all the time. I now don't mind paying the premium price.

 

Did you see the one where a greenhorn (first timer) they hired off the dock, freaked out and threatened to jump in if they didn't take him back to shore? Some black guy that had never been on the ocean before. As soon as it got to where they couldn't see land and the waves started rolling, he lost it.

 

i really enjoyed that program and yes, it made me appreciate crab legs too. although i prefer the flavor of snow crab legs over king crab.

 

the one food i'd eat for the rest of my life would be baked salmon filet. i prefer atlantic farm raised over alaskan or wild. could i get some rice and butter with that? yumm.