Any good Crocodile Hunter jokes out there?

[Red White and Blue 0]

[dolfan06 1]

Yes, I'm sure there are.

[brinett9 0]

Have you heard about the Croc Hunter's new car?

 

It's a Stingray. And it stung him in the chest and he died.

 

(I just made that one up.)

[Big Blue 06 195]

Have you heard about the Croc Hunter's new car?

 

It's a Stingray. And it stung him in the chest and he died.

 

(I just made that one up.)

 

Better copyright it before Redtodd adds it to his collection.

[brinett9 0]

What's the Croc Hunter's favorite movie about getting stung in the chest and dying?

 

'Ray'

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

You guys are some cold mother fockers.

[MDC 6,011]

Have you heard about the Croc Hunter's new car?

 

It's a Stingray. And it stung him in the chest and he died.

 

(I just made that one up.)

 

That's awful.

[bandwagoneer 0]

Did you hear the one about the time he threw a bad alias into the crock pit?

 

It was hilarious!

[brinett9 0]

Who is the Croc Hunter's favorite musical artist?

 

Sting. Except for the unfortunate fact that the name calls to mind the tragic circumstances surrounding his untimely death.

[dolfan06 1]

Q: Why isn't Steve Irwin afraid of stingrays?

 

A: Because he's dead.

[brinett9 0]

What did the Croc Hunter say to his wife before leaving the house?

 

"You feed the kids, I'll get struck in the chest by a ray's stinger which will pierce my heart and cause my death."

[redtodd 7]

What did the Croc Hunter say to his wife before leaving the house?

 

"You feed the kids, I'll get struck in the chest by a ray's stinger which will pierce my heart and cause my death."

 

[dolfan06 1]

A priest, a rabbi and Steve Irwin went scuba diving. The priest and the rabbi survived, and Steve Irwin got killed in a freak encounter with a stingray.

[redtodd 7]

Better copyright it before Redtodd adds it to his collection.

 

Already added.

[dolfan06 1]

What did the prostitute say to Steve Irwin?

 

I'll have sex with you if you pay me money.

[brinett9 0]

Validatored by the opinion of a professional. Kind of.

[Vikings4ever 497]

What's the difference between Steve Irwin and edjr?

 

Irwin took a ray's barb in the heart. edjr would take it in the butt.

[Cdub100 3,468]

How many Stingrays does it take to kill a crocodile hunter?

 

One.

[Mephisto 15]

Steve Irwin walks into a bar with a stingray sticking out of his chest and the bartender says, ”Why the long face?”

[Brad GLuckman 518]

What did the Croc Hunter say to his wife before leaving the house?

 

"You feed the kids, I'll get struck in the chest by a ray's stinger which will pierce my heart and cause my death."

 

 

Classic When reading you have to do the Steve Irwin voice in your head

[phillybear 365]

Why did Steve Irwin cross the road? He was impaled and dragged along by a stingray.

 

 

 

...so the StingRay says, "Rectum? I dam near killed him. Hahaha. Oh, wait. I did kill him. Never mind."

[brinett9 0]

How many Stingrays does it take to kill a crocodile hunter?

 

One.

quality.

[Guest Black Label Society]

THis thread is seriously focked up.

[brinett9 0]

Bill Clinton, The Croc Hunter, and Pope John Paul II are at the Pearly Gates.

 

Bill Clinton says, "Wait a minute. I'm not dead. This sucks."

 

Shot through the heart!

And you're to blame.

You give rays a bad name.

[paulinstl 295]

There was a croc hunter from down under

you wouldn't believe his blunder

while earning some pay

he met a stingray

who tore his chest asunder

 

 

I got nuthin'!

[KSB2424 3,087]

Please pin this.

 

The thread, not a crocodile hunter

[brinett9 0]

What did the Croc Hunter die of?

 

Car-Pole-Stingray Syndrome.

[star69 5]

What do a freshwater croc, a saltwater croc and a crocodile hunter have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All 3 will die if they are lanced in the heart by the barb from a stingray.

[brinett9 0]

In an ironic twist of fate, his son and daughter happen to be named Ray amd Barb.

[jets24 6]

If I knew something that rhymed with serrated cartilaginous spine, trust me....it would be hysterical.

[Red White and Blue 0]

How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

Two: One to screw the lightbulb in and the other to get stung in the heart by a stingray and die.

[dolfan06 1]

A stingray was driving down the road in a Porsche, doing about 90 mph and talking on a cellphone, when he got pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to the window and asks "Hey you're one of those stingrays! How in the hell did you get a nice car like this?" The stingray replied "This is Steve Irwin's car. I stabbed him in the heart with my barbed tail until he died and then took his car." Then the stingray stabbed the cop in the heart with his tail, and the cop died.

[TheNewGirl 1,089]

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[DuckStupid 40]

Q. Why did steve irwin fall off the swing?

A. Because a stingray peirced him in the heart and he died.

[brinett9 0]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and the Croc Hunter?

 

Michael Jackson got burned by Pepsi.

 

The Croc Hunter got impaled by the serrated cartilaginous stinger of a stingray and died despite the best efforts of everyone at the scene to provide him with emergency medical care.

[Guest Black Label Society]

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FLAT OUT, STRAIGHT UP, WINNAH!!!!

[Riddlen 1]

How many Stingrays does it take to kill a crocodile hunter?

 

One.

[STBootleg 0]

Q. Why wasn't the Crocodile Hunter wearing any sun screen?

 

A. He wanted to catch some killer rays.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Q: Why isn't Steve Irwin afraid of stingrays?

 

A: Because he's dead.

[redtodd 7]

I don't know why I am wiping tears from my eyes while reading this thread.