rallo 136 Posted February 2, 2007 now there are certain songs that people stand by to get people in the mood (insert marvin gaye/barry white song here) but what would be the worst songs to have sex to? i'd be thinking something superfast like the intro to BYOB by soad... if it's too fast i just can't keep the beat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted February 2, 2007 that butterfly kisses song.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groundhog 24 Posted February 2, 2007 how about "True", by Spandau Ballet? That's pretty craptastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted February 2, 2007 that butterfly kisses song.. what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted February 2, 2007 The Hokey Pokey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmonkeys 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Dance with my father again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted February 2, 2007 The Hokey Pokey. true... if you could fit your foot in i doubt you'd wanna fock that chick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted February 2, 2007 I wanna be sedated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted February 2, 2007 The Happy Birthday Song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PackerAttacker 0 Posted February 2, 2007 True Story.. Last Week my wife and I were trying to be intimate and the TV happened to be on... The "Full House" theme song came on. We both started cracking up. Still got it on though! Take that Joey Gladstone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted February 2, 2007 We have sex to biker build off and American chopper in the background Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrdirt73 0 Posted February 2, 2007 That Old Rugged Cross Just a little too slow, and its got no beat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted February 2, 2007 Anything loud. This way your neighbors won't hear her screaming, "Please, let me go!!" and "Help!!!" and "Why is your peenis so small?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted February 2, 2007 Doubt if anyone even remembers this song from the 70's: Tony DeFranco's - 'Hearbeat, It's a Love Beat' (And I know from experience). Couldn't keep from laughing in the middle of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted February 2, 2007 The Sucks Kitty Kat song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted February 2, 2007 Anything loud. This way your neighbors won't hear her screaming, "Please, let me go!!" and "Help!!!" and "Why is your peenis so small?" is this before or after you hack her up in small pieces??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,307 Posted February 2, 2007 My name is Luka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,665 Posted February 2, 2007 true... if you could fit your foot in i doubt you'd wanna fock that chick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted February 2, 2007 Ridin' Dirty - Chamillionaire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted February 2, 2007 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted February 2, 2007 Giving up the Nappy Dugout Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted February 2, 2007 Lord I Life Your Name On High Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,503 Posted February 2, 2007 "Used to Love Her (But I had to kill her)" - G&R Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pimptastic69 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Shock the Monkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted February 2, 2007 Pussywhipped, Stormtroopers of Death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,307 Posted February 2, 2007 Pussywhipped, Stormtroopers of Death same title, different song, Dash Rip Rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thekris 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Everyone Has AIDS That song from Team America World Police Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 584 Posted February 2, 2007 Prison Sex ..well, I suppose a few of you wouldn't mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,230 Posted February 3, 2007 Why ~ Annie Lennox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 71 Posted February 3, 2007 Doubt if anyone even remembers this song from the 70's: Tony DeFranco's - 'Hearbeat, It's a Love Beat' (And I know from experience). Couldn't keep from laughing in the middle of it. I actually remembered that song.. Dang near laughed out loud when I read it. Here is something you might find interesting. You can thank me later. http://www.defranco.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,316 Posted February 3, 2007 That Smell by Lynyrd Skynrd Hokey pokey is a great answer BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted February 3, 2007 Stillborn , Black Label Society Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,503 Posted February 3, 2007 Stillborn , Black Label Society He's banned, you fock Respect for those not with us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted February 3, 2007 Couple of Nirvana songs come to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,025 Posted February 3, 2007 come on eileen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,503 Posted February 3, 2007 come on eileen That is kinda subjective, isn't it? What if you are with a girl named Eileen at the time? I guess it is better then "come on cmh90210" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badmojo1006 0 Posted February 3, 2007 Amazing Grace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MicktheGreat 1 Posted February 3, 2007 The Sucks Kitty Kat song i'm a kitty kat and i dance, dance, dance and i dance, dance, dance... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted February 3, 2007 Goodbye Horses Q. Lazzarus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 3, 2007 Old McDonald had a farm. Here a pig there a pig everywhere a pig pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
