Hello. My name is Leslie.

[ToadSprocket 12]

I've been playing Fantasy Football for 4 years past. And although my wife Darlene and I have a personal computer with internet, I haven't ever used a website for information. Is this a bona fide site for such info?

I've looked in here the past few days and haven't seen anything relating to Fantasy Football. Maybe it's just the off season.

 

And do you guys really refer to yourselves as geeks?

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

This site is good for nothing. Go to the main bored

[porkbutt 865]

are you of "the wet" variety?

[nospk 230]

I liked you better as Leslie.

[phillybear 365]

I've been playing Fantasy Football for 4 years past. And although my wife Darlene and I have a personal computer with internet, I haven't ever used a website for information. Is this a bona fide site for such info?

I've looked in here the past few days and haven't seen anything relating to Fantasy Football. Maybe it's just the off season.

 

And do you guys really refer to yourselves as geeks?

 

To become a Geek, you must allow all of us to have sex with your wife while punching her in the face. Then we will cut her head off. We will strangle you with her intestines.

 

Welcome.

[RLLD 3,503]

I've been playing Fantasy Football for 4 years past. And although my wife Darlene and I have a personal computer with internet, I haven't ever used a website for information. Is this a bona fide site for such info?

I've looked in here the past few days and haven't seen anything relating to Fantasy Football. Maybe it's just the off season.

 

And do you guys really refer to yourselves as geeks?

 

If you have any decency, you will delete this post and hide the proof of your ugly, ignorant intolerance.

[kutulu 1,556]

I refer to myself as a geek all the time.

[IrishDrunk 0]

I've been playing Fantasy Football for 4 years past. And although my wife Darlene and I have a personal computer with internet, I haven't ever used a website for information. Is this a bona fide site for such info?

I've looked in here the past few days and haven't seen anything relating to Fantasy Football. Maybe it's just the off season.

 

And do you guys really refer to yourselves as geeks?

 

Wife's can size?

[nospk 230]

Wife's can size?

 

also a link to a picture (or several) of Darlene's said cans is mandatory

for admission into the geek club.

 

[ToadSprocket 12]

This site is good for nothing. Go to the main bored

 

 

I'm looking for it.

 

are you of "the wet" variety?

 

 

Well I had the nickname Toad from grade school. And my last name is similar to Sprocket.

So once the 'wet' band came out, I became Toad Sprocket.

 

I liked you better as Leslie.

 

 

Then you may call me Leslie.

 

To become a Geek, you must allow all of us to have sex with your wife while punching her in the face. Then we will cut her head off. We will strangle you with her intestines.

 

Welcome.

 

 

Thanks for the welcome. I'll consider those options.

 

If you have any decency, you will delete this post and hide the proof of your ugly, ignorant intolerance.

 

 

Am considering.

 

Wife's can size?

 

 

I was told I'd be asked this. Are we supposed to lie or tell the truth here?

[phillybear 365]

I'm looking for it.

 

Unfortunately, you cannot leave. You might have missed the "Abandon All Hope All Ye Who Enter" sign when you came in, but you are in the 12th level of Hell. You are doomed to spend all eternity listening to Giants Fan talk, Siouxsie sing, and deal with the pain and shame of edjr's finger up your ass.

[ToadSprocket 12]

also a link to a picture (or several) of Darlene's said cans is mandatory

admission into the geek club.

 

 

 

I'll let Darlene consider this one. Ah who am I kidding. She considers everything for us.

[Toro 1]

Go fock yourself.

[The Hood 9]

 

I was told I'd be asked this. Are we supposed to lie or tell the truth here?

 

Always the truth in regards to can size. Feel free to lie about your income, c0ck size, threesomes, etc. like everybody else.

[ToadSprocket 12]

Unfortunately, you cannot leave. You might have missed the "Abandon All Hope All Ye Who Enter" sign when you came in, but you are in the 12th level of Hell. You are doomed to spend all eternity listening to Giants Fan talk, Siouxsie sing, and deal with the pain and shame of edjr's finger up your ass.

 

 

Oh my.

 

And is edjr a man or woman? If a woman, Darlene won't allow it. If a man, she may authorize it when she gets angry at me.

[RLLD 3,503]

I'll let Darlene consider this one. Ah who am I kidding. She considers everything for us.

 

Welcome back Burt....

[ToadSprocket 12]

Go fock yourself.

 

 

Me?

[Toro 1]

Me?

 

Yes, you.

 

You are fat, ugly, and really stoopid.

 

welcome!

[ToadSprocket 12]

Always the truth in regards to can size. Feel free to lie about your income, c0ck size, threesomes, etc. like everybody else.

 

 

Okay. But I don't want to let you guys down. Darlene is just average. Sorry.

 

Yes, you.

 

You are fat, ugly, and really stoopid.

 

welcome!

 

 

Hey, take that back!

 

 

 

 

I'm not fat. LOL

 

Code: Thanks. Thumbsup.

[cinciman7 2]

Newbie Jr?

[The Hood 9]

 

 

Okay. But I don't want to let you guys down. Darlene is just average. Sorry.

 

That's even better. I'll get to feel superior about the 36D's I get to play with.

[RLLD 3,503]

I am trying to squeeze them all in here so...... Fock off Swerski!!

[KSB2424 3,086]

For being new here and never posting on a website you sure know how to use the that "quote" function really well, don't you?

 

:inspectorglasses:

[hoytdwow 202]

What the hell is fantasy football?

[ToadSprocket 12]

For being new here and never posting on a website you sure know how to use the that "quote" function really well, don't you?

 

:inspectorglasses:

 

 

I haven't hit the Quote button yet. Just the Reply button to reply to specific people . But while we're at it, how do you make that Code thing work at the bottom of each message? And these cute little pictures. How do I get them to be viewed?

Oh and I have used a computer board before. Just not a Fantasy Football one.

 

Darlene and I are on vacation and she wants me to go out and about but I'll check back in later.

[Flip Spiceland 0]

 

aliases

 

[Nomad99 441]

Okay. But I don't want to let you guys down. Darlene is just average. Sorry.

 

 

Generalizations don't cut it here......ACTUAL CAN SIZE PLEAZE

 

TIA

HTH

Fock off.....seriously

GFIAFP

 

[NewbieJr 541]

Under what circumstances would you bench Steven Davis?

McNair or Pennington?

Do you believe there was really blood on Schilling's sock?

Describe your last bowel movement.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Dear kozmiq/Siouxsie/silverhammer/ToadSprocket,

 

Go fock yourself. TIA

[NewbieJr 541]

Newbie Jr?

No, but I like the name, Leslie.

[football_scooter 0]

Under what circumstances would you bench Steven Davis?

 

NEVAH!!!!!

 

EVAH!!!!!

 

NEVAH EVAH!!!!!

[RLLD 3,503]

Pennington or McNair?

 

How many yards will Maddox get this year?

[IGotWorms 3,381]

Great, another alias.

[SUXBNME 1,348]

Great, another alias.

 

Hey LeslieChoadPocket, be careful of this Igotworms dood.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's got worms

[KayJay1971 238]

So is this alias supposed to be a guy? With the name Leslie? Oh this is too good to be true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi Kozmiq

[bubba franks 0]

Great, another alias.

 

Irony --- I always thought you were an alias!

[rallo 132]

I was told I'd be asked this. Are we supposed to lie or tell the truth here?

 

weird... who would have told you this???

[ToadSprocket 12]

So is this alias supposed to be a guy? With the name Leslie? Oh this is too good to be true.

Hi Kozmiq

 

 

 

Yes, I'm a male.

Thumbsup.

And I have a twin brother whose name is Lester.

Clap.

 

weird... who would have told you this???

 

 

The same person who told me about this Fantasy Football website. There were warnings given but I came here anyway. LOL

 

No, but I like the name, Leslie.

 

 

Thanks. What's your name?

[teejay booker 0]

Hi Burt.

[hdaddy 17]

Well I had the nickname Toad from grade school. And my last name is similar to Sprocket.

So once the 'wet' band came out, I became Toad Sprocket.

 

Is your real name Leslie "Toad" Pocketrocket from New Kinsey, Idaho? Still waiting on can size.....