Let's talk Christmas songs....

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

i don't know who sings it... sounds like the beatles or paul mccartney.... too lazy to look it up

but it goes...

 

'SIM-ply HAV-ing, a wonderful christmas time...'

either that or feliz navidad... because you can always add

 

'i wanna wish you a merry christmas from the bottom of my heaaaart.... and from taco john's'

 

 

It was Paul McCartney. I remember hearing this on the radio all the time when I was a kid.

 

I liked John Lennon's Christmas song better. "So, THis Is Christmas?

[cinciman7 2]

The Snow Miser / Heat Miser song from "The year without a Santa Claus"

 

I'm to much............

[RLLD 4,230]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[cinciman7 2]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

I didn't know it was a Christmas song.

[kutulu 1,676]

I didn't know it was a Christmas song.

 

 

Everyday is XMASS when you got M. Bolton tunes jamming.

[Vince44 205]

Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is You.

[pt_mck 7]

he Twelve Days Of Christmas The Hoser

Christmas Insert On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

a beer...

 

Okay, everyone's been asking for it, so here it is, our Twelve Days Of Christmas. We're gonna sing it now...

Bob Okay, good day, this is our Christmas part of the album, and you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh, or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothing else to do.

Doug Good day, eh? In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part!

Bob Oh, I guarantee ya, you'd be on. Okay, so, good day, this is the Christmas part, and, we're gonna tell you what to get, uh, your true love for Christmas.

Doug Look out the window!

Bob Where?! Whadda ya doing?

Doug Snow, hosehead.

Bob Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing, cause it's Christmas time. Hey, hoser!

Doug What?

Bob Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.

Doug Okay, I have my thinking touque on.

Bob Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?

Doug Uh, the 25th.

Bob Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two. And then, what's after that?

Doug Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.

Bob No. Get out.

Doug Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.

Bob That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.

Doug New Year's.

Bob Four. And what's...

Doug New Year's Eve.

Bob Five. Where do you get twelve?

Doug Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days.

(Music starts.)

Bob Okay now. This is our Christmas song, in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas.

Doug There's lots of ideas in here, so, listen, and don't get stuck.

Bob Okay.

Doug By the way, that's me on the organ.

Bob Aw, geez.

Doug You start.

Bob Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer.

Doug On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two turtlenecks,

Bob And a beer. (Okay...) On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French toast,

Doug Two turtlenecks,

Bob And a beer. (Okay...)

Doug There should be more there, eh?

Bob Where? On the... go.

Doug Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds of backbacon,

Bob Three French toast,

Doug Two turtlenecks,

Bob And a beer.

Doug In a tree. See, you need more.

Bob Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden touques!

Doug Four pounds of backbacon,

Bob Three French toast,

Doug Two turtlenecks,

Bob And a beer, what was it?

Together In a tree!

Bob Okay, on the sixth... go.

Doug Of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,

Bob & BG Singers Five golden touques!

Doug Four pounds of backbacon,

Bob Three French toast,

Doug Two turtlenecks,

Bob And a beer,

Together In a tree!

Bob Okay.

Doug Okay.

Bob On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes,

Doug (Nice gift...) Oh, six packs of two-four! (BG Singers also sing "nice gift".)

Bob & BG Singers Five golden touques!

Doug Four pounds of backbacon,

Bob Three French toast,

Doug Two turtlenecks,

Bob And a beer,

Together In a tree!

Bob Right, I keep forgetting.

Doug Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for us!

Bob Um...

Doug Go, hoser.

Bob Oh.

Together Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Doug Eight comic books,

All Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four,

(Bob and Doug become unsynchronized with the BG Singers, and quit singing.)

BG Singers Five golden touques! Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks,

All And a beer,

Doug On my tree!

Bob Yeah. That beer's empty. Okay. Day,

BG Singers Twelve!

Bob Uh, twelve.

Doug Good day, and welcome to day twelve.

BG Singers Five golden touques!

All Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer, in a tree!

Bob Beauty, eh?

Doug Where'd you learn to do that?

Bob Uh, albums.

Doug Boy. So, like, that's our song, Merry Christmas...

Bob Merry Christmas!

Doug And good day!

Bob Good day, everybody. Happy New Year, too. Sheesh. Okay, you know what you left out?

Doug What?

Bob Donuts - I told you to get me donuts! Either on the ninth day or the tenth day, or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts!

Doug Okay, the song's over.

Bob But I want...

Doug Merry Christmas, everybody!

Bob Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts.

Doug So, go out to the stores, and get some presents.

Bob You coulda gone down to, like, the good donut shop, where if you buy a dozen, you get another one free, and then thirteen for the thirteen days of Christmas.

Doug Well, next Christmas, I'll get me a chainsaw...

Bob Take off!

Doug Boy, that song was a beauty. It moved me...

Bob Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven...

Doug Wha-?

(Music fades.)

[nzoner 937]

I liked John Lennon's Christmas song better. "So, THis Is Christmas?

 

In case you're ever looking for it the title is Happy XMas War Is Over

[TyCobb 0]

Christmas songs typically have great stories behind them. Here's a link to an audio broadcast about these stories:

Stories behind the songs of Christmas

 

Just click on an audio format and listen online.

[bostonlager 2,665]

Time to get in the mood. 

 

 

[bostonlager 2,665]

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,523]

13 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Time to get in the mood. 

 

 

Listening to the classic ones now on Sirius while I'm iced inn.

[BeenHereBefore 1,523]

We also need to do the Christmas draft soon.

[Cloaca du jour 2,150]

Little Drummer Boy

I bring these gifts to they're up in my bum...up in my bum.. up in my bum.

I honestly cant sing it any other way...ticks my wife off lol.

[Alias Detective 1,401]

Baby it’s cold outside. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

My top 10:

Blue Christmas- Elvis

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Mariah

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town- Springsteen 

Father Christmas- The Kinks

Christmas Baby Please Come Home- Darlene Love/ U2

Christmas In Hollis- Run DMC

Sleighride- The Ronettes 

Rockin Around The Christmas Tree- Brenda Lee

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Vince Vance and the Valiants 

2000 Miles- The Pretenders 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

My top 10:

Blue Christmas- Elvis

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Mariah

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town- Springsteen 

Father Christmas- The Kinks

Christmas Baby Please Come Home- Darlene Love/ U2

Christmas In Hollis- Run DMC

Sleighride- The Ronettes 

Rockin Around The Christmas Tree- Brenda Lee

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Vince Vance and the Valiants 

2000 Miles- The Pretenders 

[Fireballer 2,642]

 

[RLLD 4,230]

Been really enjoying Sinatra Christmas sounds this season

[Bier Meister 1,710]

5 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

My top 10:

Blue Christmas- Elvis

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Mariah

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town- Springsteen 

Father Christmas- The Kinks

Christmas Baby Please Come Home- Darlene Love/ U2

Christmas In Hollis- Run DMC

Sleighride- The Ronettes 

Rockin Around The Christmas Tree- Brenda Lee

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Vince Vance and the Valiants 

2000 Miles- The Pretenders 

Do they know it's Christmas?

Christmas wrapping

Run run Rudolph-bryan adams

Christmas (baby please come home) u2

 

 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

2 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Do they know it's Christmas?

Christmas wrapping

Run run Rudolph-bryan adams

Christmas (baby please come home) u2

 

 

 

Forgot band aid. Damn you. Nice list. 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Forgot band aid. Damn you. Nice list. 

I get nostalgic for those 80s tunes

[Shooter McGavin 618]

24 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Do they know it's Christmas?

Christmas wrapping

Run run Rudolph-bryan adams

Christmas (baby please come home) u2

 

 

 

Focking hate do they know it's Christmas.

Bunch of focking elitist white people virtue signaling.

Thank God tonight it's them instead of you?

Are you focking kidding me?  Let's rejoice that those people are dying and not us.  That's the spirit of Christmas.

Focking bull sh1t song

[KSB2424 3,148]

The G.O.A.T.

 

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,523]

21 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

I get nostalgic for those 80s tunes

Here you go then.

 

[KSB2424 3,148]

This thread is 15 years old.  God Bless Brown Eyed Girls. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

9 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Here you go then.

 

I played the video of that for the kids. They said it’s weird. Lol. 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

12 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Focking hate do they know it's Christmas.

Bunch of focking elitist white people virtue signaling.

Thank God tonight it's them instead of you?

Are you focking kidding me?  Let's rejoice that those people are dying and not us.  That's the spirit of Christmas.

Focking bull sh1t song

Hey there sparky.  It's ok if you don't like it

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Bono’s line , and I’m not a big fan, is the best one in Do They Know It’s Christmas. “Tonight thak gos it’s them, instead of you”. Anyone that interprets that as a lack of sympathy is a Fockin moron. 

[Shooter McGavin 618]

https://medium.com/@miketoole/a-reading-of-do-they-know-its-christmas-a-truly-awful-song-ef7fbd42c387

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

3 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

https://medium.com/@miketoole/a-reading-of-do-they-know-its-christmas-a-truly-awful-song-ef7fbd42c387

That was actually funny. Nice work dik. I may have to re- access 

[KSB2424 3,148]

This one is for Gutterboy!

 

[Shooter McGavin 618]

1 minute ago, KSB2424 said:

This one is for Gutterboy!

 

That was actually pretty good 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,264]

6 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

My top 10:

Blue Christmas- Elvis

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Mariah

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town- Springsteen 

Father Christmas- The Kinks

Christmas Baby Please Come Home- Darlene Love/ U2

Christmas In Hollis- Run DMC

Sleighride- The Ronettes 

Rockin Around The Christmas Tree- Brenda Lee

All I Want For Christmas Is You- Vince Vance and the Valiants 

2000 Miles- The Pretenders 

No Carpenters at all?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

2 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

No Carpenters at all?

I’m a rocker. 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,264]

Probably number 1 for me

Carpenters Merry Christmas Darling

 

[KSB2424 3,148]

3 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Probably number 1 for me

Carpenters Merry Christmas Darling

 

Great call.

[Cruzer 1,995]

Christmas Time Is Here (Charlie Brown)

First Noel

[SUXBNME 1,502]

On 12/3/2007 at 11:26 AM, nospk said:

cheech & chong-santa claus and his old lady.

 

 

WIN 
 

 

[Gepetto 1,368]