Maxim's 2009 Hot 100...

[posty 2,314]

http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html

 

100. Deanna Russo

99. Melissa Rycroft

98. Rebecca Mader

97. Marisa Tomei

96. Olivia Munn

95. Padma Lakshmi

94. Yvonne Strahovski

93. Michelle Obama

92. Joanna Krupa

91. Chelsea Handler

90. Roselyn Sanchez

89. Jamie Chung

88. Diane Kruger

87. Summer Glau

86. Ali Campoverdi

85. Michelle Trachtenberg

84. Minka Kelly

83. Whitney Port

82. Emma Watson

81. Heidi Montag

80. Jamie Gunns

79. Jaime King

78. Danica Patrick

77. Stacy Keibler

76. Cameron Richardson

75. Tricia Helfer

74. Amanda Bynes

73. Ashley Tisdale

72. Camilla Belle

71. Gabrielle Union

70. Maria Menounos

69. Jennifer Morrison

68. Ashley Greene

67. Emmy Rossum

66. Emma Stone

65. Amanda Righetti

64. Diora Baird

63. Milla Jovovich

62. Heidi Klum

61. Dania Ramirez

60. Carrie Underwood

59. Ana Ivanovic

58. Miranda Kerr

57. Audrina Patridge

56. Amber Heard

55. Christina Milian

54. Rachel Bilson

53. Kim Kardashian

52. Beyoncé

51. Sienna Miller

50. Taylor Swift

49. Freida Pinto

48. Arielle Kebbel

47. Katie Cassidy

46. Nicole Scherzinger

45. Fergie

44. Avril Lavigne

43. Elisha Cuthbert

42. Nikki Reed

41. Nadine Velazquez

40. Lily Allen

39. Anna Faris

38. Charlize Theron

37. Cameron Diaz

36. Hayden Panettiere

35. Anna Kournikova

34. Scarlett Johansson

33. Blake Lively

32. Ciara

31. Hilary Duff

30. Penélope Cruz

29. Zoe Saldana

28. Danneel Harris

27. Vanessa Hudgens

26. Angelina Jolie

25. Julianne Hough

24. Eva Mendes

23. Lindsay Lohan

22. Kate Beckinsale

21. AnnaLynne McCord

20. Moon Bloodgood

19. Chan Marshall

18. Marisa Miller

17. Britney Spears

16. Gina Carano

15. Katy Perry

14. Christina Aguilera

13. Jessica Alba

12. Leighton Meester

11. Jessica Biel

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

9. Jordana Brewster

8. Rihanna

7. Adriana Lima

6. Eliza Dushku

5. Mila Kunis

4. Malin Akerman

3. Bar Refaeli

2. Megan Fox

1. Olivia Wilde

[Vikings4ever 496]

93. Michelle Obama

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

 

Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail

[Mungwater 589]

Katy Perry at 15? Sure she has nice cans, but she doesn't show them enough.

 

Meagan Fox HAS to be number one, hottest girl on the planet. Olivia Wilde is hot, but not Meagan Fox hot.

[surferskin 30]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

 

Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail

That has got to be a joke.

 

Also, I don't think I should have to "google" the #1 girl, to find out who she is.

[Mungwater 589]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

 

Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail

[RicemanX 20]

Completely disagree with #1...

 

She's WAY bangin...but I don't know dude.

[Snoopy1 0]

Another list I FAILED to make.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

That has got to be a joke.

 

Also, I don't think I should have to "google" the #1 girl, to find out who she is.

 

 

And you didn't provide a link!

[gocolts 300]

93. Michelle Obama

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

 

Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail

Evidently Maxim has a different definition than I do on what "Hot" means.

[Me_2006 14]

Olivia is on my wall. She modeled for A&F before she got really famous.

 

 

Also, Marisa Miller should be top 5. And Hayden should be higher as well.

[jgcrawfish 232]

fock. i just looked up Olivia Wilde because i had no fockin idear who she was...she's not hot enough to be a dingleberry on Megan Foxxx's ass.

 

and, um, if Lucy Pinder isn't on the list...it's not valid...

 

Lucy Pinder

[Savage Beast 1]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

 

Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail

 

Evidently Maxim has a different definition than I do on what "Hot" means.

 

You and me both brother.

 

Michelle Obama is one fugly woman for sure. She can bite a watermelon through a rail fence with those buck teeth of hers.

[wiffleball 4,679]

Katy Perry at 15? Sure she has nice cans, but she doesn't show them enough.

 

Meagan Fox HAS to be number one, hottest girl on the planet. Olivia Wilde is hot, but not Meagan Fox hot.

 

 

This would have been up sooner but after reading the headline my erection punched the bottom of the desk at about 900 miles per hour, and it turns out that when your ###### violently crashes into 500 pounds of wood, it aches quite a bit. The Sun UK says…

 

She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

 

Between interviews like this and Megan walking around all day Friday licking her lips, it’s hard to even imagine new ways for her to get any more perfect. Unless gold coins fall out of her when she comes, there’s really no where else to go.

[wiffleball 4,679]

Katy Perry at 15? Sure she has nice cans, but she doesn't show them enough.

 

GF would be all over Katy Perry at 15.

[Saint Elistan 106]

So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do...

 

Picture proof (all SFW):

 

A) She is a nerd.

B ) She is a big nerd!

C) She's not afraid to kiss a girl.

D) Gotta love her smile...

E) She looks damn good in a swimsuit.

F) Exibit "B" of the swimsuit arguement.

G) She likes to do things we want to see her doing.

H) She's All-American

 

I could go on...

 

She's my favorite.

[Savage Beast 1]

So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do...

 

She's smokin hot, she should be on the list.

 

Olivia Munn http://dequalss.com/wp-content/uploads/200...livia_munn_.jpg

[mobb_deep 919]

No Olga Kurylenko? Massive FAIL.

 

Also House sucks and that chick isn't that hot (top 100 yes... #1 NOT). There, I said it!

[Saint Elistan 106]

She's smokin hot, she should be on the list.

 

Yup, you inspired me to edit my original post with some pics.

[patweisers44 710]

8. Rihanna

 

Gross. She needs to have surgery to get her eyes closer together. Also, Michele Obama..WTF? I think Barack, as the new CEO of EVERYTHING, had something to do with this.

[dain11279 932]

34. Scarlett Johansson

 

[Lionsjunkie 1]

So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do...

 

Picture proof (all SFW):

 

A) She is a nerd.

B ) She is a big nerd!

C) She's not afraid to kiss a girl.

D) Gotta love her smile...

E) She looks damn good in a swimsuit.

F) Exibit "B" of the swimsuit arguement.

G) She likes to do things we want to see her doing.

H) She's All-American

 

I could go on...

 

She's my favorite.

 

I don't know whether to gives this or hit the :report: feature for pure obsession/stalker material

[wiffleball 4,679]

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Are you mother-humping KIDDING me?

 

SFW, but nasty as all hell.

[Saint Elistan 106]

I don't know whether to gives this or hit the :report: feature for pure obsession/stalker material

 

If I could stalk her, I totally would. Report away.

 

Her and Morgan Webb, but I don't expect anyone to get on board with that one. Video Game girls make me think bad things.

[MrSpanky 0]

So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do...

 

Picture proof (all SFW):

 

A) She is a nerd.

B ) She is a big nerd!

C) She's not afraid to kiss a girl.

D) Gotta love her smile...

E) She looks damn good in a swimsuit.

F) Exibit "B" of the swimsuit arguement.

G) She likes to do things we want to see her doing.

H) She's All-American

 

I could go on...

 

She's my favorite.

 

 

I don't get it. She is not that good lookin. Megan Fox destroys her. Maxim's list just lost all credibility

[frank 2,166]

Morgan Webb

 

[washers 0]

If I could stalk her, I totally would. Report away.

 

Her and Morgan Webb, but I don't expect anyone to get on board with that one. Video Game girls make me think bad things.

Morgan Webb has got a focked up grill fo real. Shes tall, has a great body, but theres nothing else G4 can try to fix her face, although theyve definitely attempted to sex her up for tv

[Saint Elistan 106]

I don't get it. She is not that good lookin. Megan Fox destroys her. Maxim's list just lost all credibility

 

Except that Olivian Munn is #96 and Megan Fox is #2? Numbers are fun!

[Savage Beast 1]

Except that Olivian Munn is #96 and Megan Fox is #2? Numbers are fun!

 

 

And we also just found out that MrSpanky is homosexual.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Megan Fox

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone else....

[granta_05 3]

Carrie Underwood is about 55 spots too low. 10 spots behind Taylor Swift? Gimme a break.

 

Jennifer Aniston needs to be on there.

 

Meagan Good should be on there too:

Pic

Pic 2

[frank 2,166]

5. Mila Kunis

 

 

Um, no.

 

 

She's hotter than Adriana Lima and Catalina from My Name is Earl?

 

 

 

Um, no.

[shotsup 832]

a dingleberry on Megan Foxxx's ass.

 

um dont you need a hairy ass/crack to have a dingleberry ?

[GettnHuge 1]

um dont you need a hairy ass/crack to have a dingleberry ?

[Thornton Melon 549]

I must be getting old, because I had only heard of 53 of these 100 chicks. Then I checked the write-up on the Maxim website, and I recognized the 2 House chicks, only because I watch the show. So that makes 55.

 

Olivia Wilde at #1? No.....I actually prefer the other one from House.

 

I guess they just take the latest "hot" pop-culture crap to make the list. The higher the "buzz" quotient, the higher the ranking. Whatever...does it really matter?

[jgcrawfish 232]

I must be getting old, because I had only heard of 53 of these 100 chicks. Then I checked the write-up on the Maxim website, and I recognized the 2 House chicks, only because I watch the show. So that makes 55.

 

Olivia Wilde at #1? No.....I actually prefer the other one from House.

 

I guess they just take the latest "hot" pop-culture crap to make the list. The higher the "buzz" quotient, the higher the ranking. Whatever...does it really matter?

 

mmmm, you're talking about Sela Ward I'm betting. that woman might be old but she's still damned fine..she's one of those ones that gets better with age...

 

Sela

[Thornton Melon 549]

mmmm, you're talking about Sela Ward I'm betting. that woman might be old but she's still damned fine..she's one of those ones that gets better with age...

 

Sela

 

I wasn't talking about anyone in particular, I was just noting how I haven't heard of almost half these chicks, mainly because I don't pay much attention to today's pop culture. BTW, that picture of Sela has to be a few years old, or it is heavily re-touched.

[MedStudent 56]

Comments on the list:

 

2 who don’t belong:

83. Whitney Port

81. Heidi Montag

 

MedStudent’s Giants Fan moment:

I have seen the following people in person within the past year in LA:

54. Rachel Bilson

53. Kim Kardashian

27. Vanessa Hudgens

 

Is Jessica Simpson off the list now? Obviously she is being punished for those unflattering pictures. Why wasn’t 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt punished as well?

 

I think 2. Megan Fox got robbed.

 

34. Scarlet Johanson should be higher

 

95. Padma Lakshmi should not make the list until she gets that disgusting scar fixed.

 

93. Michelle Obama?

[Savage Beast 1]

Also Jaime Pressly from My Name Is Earl the tv show should be on the list. She has a smokin hott @ss, and great natural boobs.

 

 

@ss picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly13.jpg

 

Boobs picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly14.jpg

[Saint Elistan 106]

Also Jaime Pressly from My Name Is Earl the tv show should be on the list. She has a smokin hott @ss, and great natural boobs.

@ss picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly13.jpg

 

Boobs picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly14.jpg

 

Lake of Fire for you not putting a NSFW on there. I know it was implied, but we're dealing with Geeks, here.

[Big_Pete 0]

Meagan Fox HAS to be number one, hottest girl on the planet. Olivia Wilde is hot, but not Meagan Fox hot.

My thoughts exactly. She is the hottest woman walking the planet.