posty 2,314 Posted May 13, 2009 http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html 100. Deanna Russo 99. Melissa Rycroft 98. Rebecca Mader 97. Marisa Tomei 96. Olivia Munn 95. Padma Lakshmi 94. Yvonne Strahovski 93. Michelle Obama 92. Joanna Krupa 91. Chelsea Handler 90. Roselyn Sanchez 89. Jamie Chung 88. Diane Kruger 87. Summer Glau 86. Ali Campoverdi 85. Michelle Trachtenberg 84. Minka Kelly 83. Whitney Port 82. Emma Watson 81. Heidi Montag 80. Jamie Gunns 79. Jaime King 78. Danica Patrick 77. Stacy Keibler 76. Cameron Richardson 75. Tricia Helfer 74. Amanda Bynes 73. Ashley Tisdale 72. Camilla Belle 71. Gabrielle Union 70. Maria Menounos 69. Jennifer Morrison 68. Ashley Greene 67. Emmy Rossum 66. Emma Stone 65. Amanda Righetti 64. Diora Baird 63. Milla Jovovich 62. Heidi Klum 61. Dania Ramirez 60. Carrie Underwood 59. Ana Ivanovic 58. Miranda Kerr 57. Audrina Patridge 56. Amber Heard 55. Christina Milian 54. Rachel Bilson 53. Kim Kardashian 52. Beyoncé 51. Sienna Miller 50. Taylor Swift 49. Freida Pinto 48. Arielle Kebbel 47. Katie Cassidy 46. Nicole Scherzinger 45. Fergie 44. Avril Lavigne 43. Elisha Cuthbert 42. Nikki Reed 41. Nadine Velazquez 40. Lily Allen 39. Anna Faris 38. Charlize Theron 37. Cameron Diaz 36. Hayden Panettiere 35. Anna Kournikova 34. Scarlett Johansson 33. Blake Lively 32. Ciara 31. Hilary Duff 30. Penélope Cruz 29. Zoe Saldana 28. Danneel Harris 27. Vanessa Hudgens 26. Angelina Jolie 25. Julianne Hough 24. Eva Mendes 23. Lindsay Lohan 22. Kate Beckinsale 21. AnnaLynne McCord 20. Moon Bloodgood 19. Chan Marshall 18. Marisa Miller 17. Britney Spears 16. Gina Carano 15. Katy Perry 14. Christina Aguilera 13. Jessica Alba 12. Leighton Meester 11. Jessica Biel 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt 9. Jordana Brewster 8. Rihanna 7. Adriana Lima 6. Eliza Dushku 5. Mila Kunis 4. Malin Akerman 3. Bar Refaeli 2. Megan Fox 1. Olivia Wilde Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted May 13, 2009 93. Michelle Obama EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!! Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 589 Posted May 13, 2009 Katy Perry at 15? Sure she has nice cans, but she doesn't show them enough. Meagan Fox HAS to be number one, hottest girl on the planet. Olivia Wilde is hot, but not Meagan Fox hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 13, 2009 EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!! Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail That has got to be a joke. Also, I don't think I should have to "google" the #1 girl, to find out who she is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 589 Posted May 13, 2009 EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!! Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted May 13, 2009 Completely disagree with #1... She's WAY bangin...but I don't know dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted May 13, 2009 Another list I FAILED to make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 13, 2009 That has got to be a joke. Also, I don't think I should have to "google" the #1 girl, to find out who she is. And you didn't provide a link! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 13, 2009 93. Michelle Obama EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!! Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail Evidently Maxim has a different definition than I do on what "Hot" means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 13, 2009 Olivia is on my wall. She modeled for A&F before she got really famous. Also, Marisa Miller should be top 5. And Hayden should be higher as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted May 13, 2009 fock. i just looked up Olivia Wilde because i had no fockin idear who she was...she's not hot enough to be a dingleberry on Megan Foxxx's ass. and, um, if Lucy Pinder isn't on the list...it's not valid... Lucy Pinder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted May 13, 2009 EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!! Also, no Alyssa Milano = fail Evidently Maxim has a different definition than I do on what "Hot" means. You and me both brother. Michelle Obama is one fugly woman for sure. She can bite a watermelon through a rail fence with those buck teeth of hers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,679 Posted May 13, 2009 Katy Perry at 15? Sure she has nice cans, but she doesn't show them enough. Meagan Fox HAS to be number one, hottest girl on the planet. Olivia Wilde is hot, but not Meagan Fox hot. This would have been up sooner but after reading the headline my erection punched the bottom of the desk at about 900 miles per hour, and it turns out that when your ###### violently crashes into 500 pounds of wood, it aches quite a bit. The Sun UK says… She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” Between interviews like this and Megan walking around all day Friday licking her lips, it’s hard to even imagine new ways for her to get any more perfect. Unless gold coins fall out of her when she comes, there’s really no where else to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,679 Posted May 13, 2009 Katy Perry at 15? Sure she has nice cans, but she doesn't show them enough. GF would be all over Katy Perry at 15. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 13, 2009 So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do... Picture proof (all SFW): A) She is a nerd. B ) She is a big nerd! C) She's not afraid to kiss a girl. D) Gotta love her smile... E) She looks damn good in a swimsuit. F) Exibit "B" of the swimsuit arguement. G) She likes to do things we want to see her doing. H) She's All-American I could go on... She's my favorite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted May 13, 2009 So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do... She's smokin hot, she should be on the list. Olivia Munn http://dequalss.com/wp-content/uploads/200...livia_munn_.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted May 13, 2009 No Olga Kurylenko? Massive FAIL. Also House sucks and that chick isn't that hot (top 100 yes... #1 NOT). There, I said it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 13, 2009 She's smokin hot, she should be on the list. Yup, you inspired me to edit my original post with some pics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted May 14, 2009 8. Rihanna Gross. She needs to have surgery to get her eyes closer together. Also, Michele Obama..WTF? I think Barack, as the new CEO of EVERYTHING, had something to do with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 932 Posted May 14, 2009 34. Scarlett Johansson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted May 14, 2009 So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do... Picture proof (all SFW): A) She is a nerd. B ) She is a big nerd! C) She's not afraid to kiss a girl. D) Gotta love her smile... E) She looks damn good in a swimsuit. F) Exibit "B" of the swimsuit arguement. G) She likes to do things we want to see her doing. H) She's All-American I could go on... She's my favorite. I don't know whether to gives this or hit the :report: feature for pure obsession/stalker material Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,679 Posted May 14, 2009 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt Are you mother-humping KIDDING me? SFW, but nasty as all hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 14, 2009 I don't know whether to gives this or hit the :report: feature for pure obsession/stalker material If I could stalk her, I totally would. Report away. Her and Morgan Webb, but I don't expect anyone to get on board with that one. Video Game girls make me think bad things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrSpanky 0 Posted May 14, 2009 So glad to see Olivia Munn on this list. Oh the things I would do... Picture proof (all SFW): A) She is a nerd. B ) She is a big nerd! C) She's not afraid to kiss a girl. D) Gotta love her smile... E) She looks damn good in a swimsuit. F) Exibit "B" of the swimsuit arguement. G) She likes to do things we want to see her doing. H) She's All-American I could go on... She's my favorite. I don't get it. She is not that good lookin. Megan Fox destroys her. Maxim's list just lost all credibility Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
washers 0 Posted May 15, 2009 If I could stalk her, I totally would. Report away. Her and Morgan Webb, but I don't expect anyone to get on board with that one. Video Game girls make me think bad things. Morgan Webb has got a focked up grill fo real. Shes tall, has a great body, but theres nothing else G4 can try to fix her face, although theyve definitely attempted to sex her up for tv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 15, 2009 I don't get it. She is not that good lookin. Megan Fox destroys her. Maxim's list just lost all credibility Except that Olivian Munn is #96 and Megan Fox is #2? Numbers are fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Except that Olivian Munn is #96 and Megan Fox is #2? Numbers are fun! And we also just found out that MrSpanky is homosexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted May 15, 2009 Megan Fox Everyone else.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
granta_05 3 Posted May 15, 2009 Carrie Underwood is about 55 spots too low. 10 spots behind Taylor Swift? Gimme a break. Jennifer Aniston needs to be on there. Meagan Good should be on there too: Pic Pic 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,166 Posted May 15, 2009 5. Mila Kunis Um, no. She's hotter than Adriana Lima and Catalina from My Name is Earl? Um, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 15, 2009 a dingleberry on Megan Foxxx's ass. um dont you need a hairy ass/crack to have a dingleberry ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted May 15, 2009 um dont you need a hairy ass/crack to have a dingleberry ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 549 Posted May 15, 2009 I must be getting old, because I had only heard of 53 of these 100 chicks. Then I checked the write-up on the Maxim website, and I recognized the 2 House chicks, only because I watch the show. So that makes 55. Olivia Wilde at #1? No.....I actually prefer the other one from House. I guess they just take the latest "hot" pop-culture crap to make the list. The higher the "buzz" quotient, the higher the ranking. Whatever...does it really matter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted May 15, 2009 I must be getting old, because I had only heard of 53 of these 100 chicks. Then I checked the write-up on the Maxim website, and I recognized the 2 House chicks, only because I watch the show. So that makes 55. Olivia Wilde at #1? No.....I actually prefer the other one from House. I guess they just take the latest "hot" pop-culture crap to make the list. The higher the "buzz" quotient, the higher the ranking. Whatever...does it really matter? mmmm, you're talking about Sela Ward I'm betting. that woman might be old but she's still damned fine..she's one of those ones that gets better with age... Sela Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 549 Posted May 15, 2009 mmmm, you're talking about Sela Ward I'm betting. that woman might be old but she's still damned fine..she's one of those ones that gets better with age... Sela I wasn't talking about anyone in particular, I was just noting how I haven't heard of almost half these chicks, mainly because I don't pay much attention to today's pop culture. BTW, that picture of Sela has to be a few years old, or it is heavily re-touched. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted May 15, 2009 Comments on the list: 2 who don’t belong: 83. Whitney Port 81. Heidi Montag MedStudent’s Giants Fan moment: I have seen the following people in person within the past year in LA: 54. Rachel Bilson 53. Kim Kardashian 27. Vanessa Hudgens Is Jessica Simpson off the list now? Obviously she is being punished for those unflattering pictures. Why wasn’t 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt punished as well? I think 2. Megan Fox got robbed. 34. Scarlet Johanson should be higher 95. Padma Lakshmi should not make the list until she gets that disgusting scar fixed. 93. Michelle Obama? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted May 16, 2009 Also Jaime Pressly from My Name Is Earl the tv show should be on the list. She has a smokin hott @ss, and great natural boobs. @ss picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly13.jpg Boobs picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly14.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 16, 2009 Also Jaime Pressly from My Name Is Earl the tv show should be on the list. She has a smokin hott @ss, and great natural boobs. @ss picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly13.jpg Boobs picture http://www.celebs-hookers.com/Jaime_Pressl...e_Pressly14.jpg Lake of Fire for you not putting a NSFW on there. I know it was implied, but we're dealing with Geeks, here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted May 16, 2009 Meagan Fox HAS to be number one, hottest girl on the planet. Olivia Wilde is hot, but not Meagan Fox hot. My thoughts exactly. She is the hottest woman walking the planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites